A10theHero
SSJ Fraud
Nobody cares about your waifus. It's all about the husbandos!
Greetings, Fire Emblem fans! On this lovely first of April, the FE BR has graciously put out a new tier list. This one is far more important than those pointless old tier lists for competitive Smash. That's right, here's an answer to the question everyone's been asking: Who is the best husbando?
We've all been looking for that special someone--a person who is worth putting the time in for those precious stat bonuses. So let's take a look at the candidates from the bottom of the barrel to the cream of the crop and show you the S-rank of your dreams!
Trash Tier
"Male Corrin was a mistake", Nintendo 2016
"Male Corrin was a mistake", Nintendo 2016
Easily the worst husbando out there. His only redeeming quality is the fact that he can turn into a dragon. That can be helpful sometimes. I think. Not really. But that's really all he's got. Well unless you count tracking mud into the house because he excels at that. The fact that he doesn't wear shoes should make it obvious enough that this man has nothing to offer. You know, even female Corrin would make a better husbando than him.
(I have made the socially acceptable decision of hating on Male Corrin. Do people love me yet?)
Meh Tier
"Roy's Our Boy", Literally Everyone for the Past 15 Years. Seriously, it's getting annoying. Stop.
"Roy's Our Boy", Literally Everyone for the Past 15 Years. Seriously, it's getting annoying. Stop.
Given the fact that Roy's our boy, it'd be really awkward to have him as a husbando. He's still a better choice than Male Corrin, of course, in spite of what I'm implying. Regardless, being a pretty terrible lord doesn't really help his case. And as everyone here should know, it's not safe to play with PH13R.
Decent Tier
In this scene, Robin is examining the Weebus Otakite in its natural habitat.
In this scene, Robin is examining the Weebus Otakite in its natural habitat.
This tactical master can easily calculate a route straight to your heart. His hair is snowy white, so he's definitely smart. (It means he's experienced!) His main flaw is that he's not much of a runner. Sure, he'll walk a lot, but Robin will still end up tipping the scales pretty far when he's older. (At least his hair will stay the same color from the day you claim him!)
Don't like brains? Have some brawn instead.
If this man fights for his friends, he'd wage wars for his waifu. Out of all the candidates, he's definitely the strongest one here. If you're looking for a big, strong man, he's the one. Though his rapid and somewhat suspicious increase in muscle mass might come back to haunt him in the future. In addition, you likely won't get any sympathy from him, so your emotional relationship might be a little lacking.
S-Support Tier
Why not have both?
Why not have both?
This man is perfection. He flawlessly balances grace and strength. And he comes in two versions: short hair Marth and long hair Marth. He's a customizable husbando! Who wouldn't want that? Even better, this husbando has a guaranteed lifetime warranty! He'll last for centuries! His only flaw? Everyone wants him! Literally. Everyone. Some people will say they don't like him, but deep down, everyone knows they want him. Thus, fighting for his affection is a difficult task. But this display of human perfection is worth the effort!
Well, there you have it, folks! You are now educated in the art of husbando selection! How has this tier list changed your life? Did you learn something new? Did it open your eyes? Let us know in the comments section and stay tuned for more vital, life-changing news like this!
