^ ****** ur plane shood crash next time without you dying, but you would wake up after a long coma outside in the middle of a jungle, with no survivors other than you or any way to communicate with anyone. As you walk through the hideous stank Jungle, a tiger approaches you and eat one of your leg and decides that you tasted like **** so it was better off leaving you dying by your own. with one leg less, you encounter a dead tree, dead enough for you to use one of its branch and use it as a cane. Starving like a ****, you decide it was time to go back to your natural instincts, hunting worms from the wet humid ground, licking the ants off of the leaves and wood harpooning any kind of creatures in your path while you scratch your newly formed beard that itches and drinking muddy water out of an animal footprint hole. After 3 days, you started losing hope, the jungle didn't seem to end and the more you leaped around with your remaining leg, the less you could feel it still being alive. On your 4th day, you tripped on a small pebble, breaking your last leg on another rock waiting for an unlucky impact, needless to say, the rock was okay. Out of rage and despair, you began to think, why did this **** happen to you? Why is life unfair like this? Depressive thoughts started flowing through your body. How to die? Being cripped takes alot of options out. Maybe wait for a furious creature to take a few more limbs out? The night was growing darker and darker and as you started closing your eyes to admit defeat... a light started glowing a bit further, maybe less than 1 tenth of a mile. What could that be? Heaven calling you up there? the glowing kept getting bigger and bigger as time passed, perhaps every second. A noise began to be heared, it sounded like a growling animal. The sound was getting TOO LOUD, it wasn't hope anymore that you felt, it was fear. A small bush was blocking the location of the noise, but the light was now right in front and the noise as loud as a motorcycle, something was coming, but at that point, you knew what it was... there's no logical explanation for this... it was just too late... You tried to roll to dodge it but the only thing that could be heard after a brutal scream was bones, flesh and blood being crushed and spilled everywhere, shortly after that moment, the birds began singing again...
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