Diddy Kong
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Ok people, so I'm starting!
POKéMON FIRE-RED NUZLOCKE RUN!
-After a short introduction to the series which FireRed and LeafGreen love to throw at you (dude, I bought this game so I could get Mewtwo to my Ruby, I KNOW THIS ****) here I meet this fellow Oak, who's glad to meet me.
Well, samewise here. I hope you can contain your orgasms when I'm gonna beat the Elite 4 however.
-I take it your a veteran of sorts? I still give him credits for having a Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle though.
-So you're Oak? Cool. Glad you can remember your name at least, you self-absorbed *******. I'm gonna have a lot of fun naming your grandson. Oh, and apperantly he's refered to as the POKéMON PROFFESOR. Cool beans. Wouldn't have guessed otherwise. (Oh I hope I won't get punished for my sass later on.)
-'This world...' Yeah, kinda figured that out. Cool magic tricks you got there. Not sure how that Pokémon fits into that ball, but then again, it could probably Morph Ball, or something right?
I want one. Also, apperantly, some use them as pets, others to battle. Well, hope not too many die on me this run... He also says he likes to study them as a proffesion. He's probably getting mad paid.
-Let's not get too personal now okay?
-I can tell you might not've researched humans a lot. Then again, your probably sending me on this quest anyway to bang my mom.
- So, change in structure here, I'll be playing as a dude, and name him Diddy. Well yeah, it looks closer than the Female Trainer and Impa anyway. So it works.
-Meanwhile, this dude... Yeah, D-I-C-K-S was the original plan, but I decided to step my game up.
Just like that ![Cool :cool: :cool:](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/cool.png)
-Yes. Definitely. Luckily the proffesor remembers this quickly. Good. Had enough of this nonsence. As if his pants didn't give it away.
-Well, that escalated quickly. I'm a legend already baby! Now let's do this! I'll make those pants creamier than any champion you ever raised!
This was originally posted in the Social Smash 4 speculation thread. Due to it being off-topic, I decided to create my own thread for this Nuzlocke run.
Starter of choice will be Bulbasaur. Dedicated to member Swampasaur's birthday yesterday. Also, he's kind of easy mode, as he can't get poisoned. I hate it when that happens. Also, I will be double posting, so if anyone thinks that's a problem... They better get this thread like, super popular or something.
POKéMON FIRE-RED NUZLOCKE RUN!
![](http://oi42.tinypic.com/xf2ma0.jpg)
-After a short introduction to the series which FireRed and LeafGreen love to throw at you (dude, I bought this game so I could get Mewtwo to my Ruby, I KNOW THIS ****) here I meet this fellow Oak, who's glad to meet me.
Well, samewise here. I hope you can contain your orgasms when I'm gonna beat the Elite 4 however.
![](http://oi42.tinypic.com/2myrct4.jpg)
-I take it your a veteran of sorts? I still give him credits for having a Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle though.
![](http://oi42.tinypic.com/33wod37.jpg)
-So you're Oak? Cool. Glad you can remember your name at least, you self-absorbed *******. I'm gonna have a lot of fun naming your grandson. Oh, and apperantly he's refered to as the POKéMON PROFFESOR. Cool beans. Wouldn't have guessed otherwise. (Oh I hope I won't get punished for my sass later on.)
![](http://oi42.tinypic.com/27wx828.jpg)
-'This world...' Yeah, kinda figured that out. Cool magic tricks you got there. Not sure how that Pokémon fits into that ball, but then again, it could probably Morph Ball, or something right?
![](http://oi39.tinypic.com/145fur.jpg)
-Let's not get too personal now okay?
![](http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/d70/04e/28a/resized/professor-oak-meme-generator-are-you-a-boy-or-a-girl-a76cc6.jpg)
-I can tell you might not've researched humans a lot. Then again, your probably sending me on this quest anyway to bang my mom.
![](http://oi40.tinypic.com/xdzdx3.jpg)
- So, change in structure here, I'll be playing as a dude, and name him Diddy. Well yeah, it looks closer than the Female Trainer and Impa anyway. So it works.
![](http://oi41.tinypic.com/260ad55.jpg)
-Meanwhile, this dude... Yeah, D-I-C-K-S was the original plan, but I decided to step my game up.
![Cool :cool: :cool:](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/cool.png)
![](http://oi40.tinypic.com/izqmub.jpg)
-Yes. Definitely. Luckily the proffesor remembers this quickly. Good. Had enough of this nonsence. As if his pants didn't give it away.
![](http://oi44.tinypic.com/256gxnq.jpg)
-Well, that escalated quickly. I'm a legend already baby! Now let's do this! I'll make those pants creamier than any champion you ever raised!
This was originally posted in the Social Smash 4 speculation thread. Due to it being off-topic, I decided to create my own thread for this Nuzlocke run.
Starter of choice will be Bulbasaur. Dedicated to member Swampasaur's birthday yesterday. Also, he's kind of easy mode, as he can't get poisoned. I hate it when that happens. Also, I will be double posting, so if anyone thinks that's a problem... They better get this thread like, super popular or something.