Have you ever gone to a tournament, come up against someone that you're clearly better than and either had way more trouble than you should have or actually gotten beaten because of stupid mistakes and been like "What the hell? I was way better than that guy. He couldn't even perfect shield consistently for God's sake!" Well then this is the thread for you!
Rule #1. Never underestimate a noob. Just because they suck doesn't mean you can't **** it up bad enough to lose a match or even a set because you're ******* around. They might not end up being as bad as you think they are.
Rule #2. Stop being an ******* and just kill him. You're wasting his and your own time by trying flashy **** out just to show off. No one cares. And more than that, a lot of the stuff you're doing probably won't work against better players you'll be playing later on so you're really just screwing yourself up. Practice prediction instead. They're usually very predictable and it's a better way to show off anyhow.
Rule #3. Noob matches are a time to relax. Find an easy way to kill them and do it. Don't over exert yourself.
Noob Killer #1: PK Fire
Just spam it. Noobs generally can't perfect shield consistently. Aim for the top corner of their shield and you'll shield poke with it. Spaced correctly they can't even airdodge or spotdodge it. A stupid number of people will have no idea what to do against this, especially if they don't use a character with good projectiles. Best of all, you get to practice your spacing with PK Fire which you can actually use in later matches against competent players.
Noob Killer #2: Attacking out of shield
Just run up, perfect shield their attack and Nair or Ftilt. Noobs will let you do this over and over and over. It's stupidly easy. Again you can use this in later matches as well (just don't overdo it because better players will be smart enough to start grabbing you rather than just mindlessly attacking you as you approach.)
Noob Killer #3: Spacing Ftilts or Fsmash's
Yea, just walk back and forth and bait their attacks followed by Ftilt and Fsmash punishment. It's degrading and funny. This one is especially fun because it drives your opponent crazy and gives you practice at judging your Fsmash and Ftilt distance as well as judging the distance of your opponent attacks.
You're going to meet lots of noobs at tournaments. Might as well take advantage of them. Just a silly thread for fun.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Rule #1. Never underestimate a noob. Just because they suck doesn't mean you can't **** it up bad enough to lose a match or even a set because you're ******* around. They might not end up being as bad as you think they are.
Rule #2. Stop being an ******* and just kill him. You're wasting his and your own time by trying flashy **** out just to show off. No one cares. And more than that, a lot of the stuff you're doing probably won't work against better players you'll be playing later on so you're really just screwing yourself up. Practice prediction instead. They're usually very predictable and it's a better way to show off anyhow.
Rule #3. Noob matches are a time to relax. Find an easy way to kill them and do it. Don't over exert yourself.
Noob Killer #1: PK Fire
Just spam it. Noobs generally can't perfect shield consistently. Aim for the top corner of their shield and you'll shield poke with it. Spaced correctly they can't even airdodge or spotdodge it. A stupid number of people will have no idea what to do against this, especially if they don't use a character with good projectiles. Best of all, you get to practice your spacing with PK Fire which you can actually use in later matches against competent players.
Noob Killer #2: Attacking out of shield
Just run up, perfect shield their attack and Nair or Ftilt. Noobs will let you do this over and over and over. It's stupidly easy. Again you can use this in later matches as well (just don't overdo it because better players will be smart enough to start grabbing you rather than just mindlessly attacking you as you approach.)
Noob Killer #3: Spacing Ftilts or Fsmash's
Yea, just walk back and forth and bait their attacks followed by Ftilt and Fsmash punishment. It's degrading and funny. This one is especially fun because it drives your opponent crazy and gives you practice at judging your Fsmash and Ftilt distance as well as judging the distance of your opponent attacks.
You're going to meet lots of noobs at tournaments. Might as well take advantage of them. Just a silly thread for fun.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
