Act I: In which the HTL Tier List makes it's triumphant return

[Javix]

Mission Statement


To have a list.

Position Criteria

Position on the tier list is determined by the following:

• Ability to inspire fear in the hearts of the weak
• Intensity of hatred for all living things
• Inability to feel empathy towards others
• Height
• Intelligence
• Skin Color
• Favorite Musical Artist/Group

HTL TIER LIST​

SSS
Macho Man Randy Savage​

Shoji Meguro​

Squid



SS
Travis Willingham​

Patrick Seitz​

Composer



S
D.C. Douglas​

Doug Erholtz​

Javix




A
XeroXen​

Based Kubo​

Norio Wakamoto​

B
Richard Simmons​

Ty​

Dan Southworth​

Committee
Esteban Rodriguez
James Westfall
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater​

 

[DtJ XeroXen]

I highly approve of this.

 

[fragbait]

Vamp's GF is Fanfan...or Fanzies....or something along those lines.
Also, method number 3 should be part of any every list method.

Furthermore:
Duane Zuwala
Brandon Lackey


You got them to work together again? YOU ARE A GOD.

 

[DtJ XeroXen]

We know that Vamp's girlfriend is FanFan, but calling her by Vamp's girlfriend sounded like it would be a more hilarious option due to the amount of girlfriends on the list as it was.

And yes, we got them to work together for the sole purpose of this tier list. Even though they seem to be having issues lately. (I think Brando cheated on Duane, personally).

 

[fragbait]

Oh god. I almost want to send this thread to them on Facebook.

 

[DtJ Composer]

I feel like I should be ranked higher due to my rapping ability.

 

[Javix]

I feel like I should be ranked higher due to my rapping ability.

...You're absolutely right. We'll take that into consideration for version 2.

 

[DtJ XeroXen]

If you made a video of one of your raps that would be totally awesome.

 

[Flawless Fan]

Wow this does exist.

Vamp's girlfriend

I see how it is.

 

[DtJ XeroXen]

We know that Vamp's girlfriend is FanFan, but calling her by Vamp's girlfriend sounded like it would be a more hilarious option due to the amount of girlfriends on the list as it was.

Explanation. (It was also above.)

 

[Flawless Fan]

I know. I saw.
It changes nothing

 

[Rob_Gambino]

Ducky is too far down on the list imo.

 

[Javix]

I know. I saw.
It changes nothing

Fine, we'll change it next time. And Ducky was placed a lot higher than originally planned.

 

[Flawless Fan]

I like how you guys seem to think I legitly care.
Lulz.

 

[DtJ XeroXen]

Oh, we don't. Well, Javix might. :/

 

[Javix]

I don't care about anything and I assume the same about everyone else.

 

[Fizzle_Boy]

Why is YbM on this list?

 

[DtJ XeroXen]

You looked at the position criteria didn't you? And YbM is probably Javix's favorite rapper in the world.

 

[Fizzle_Boy]

*reads criteria* Okay, now it almost kinda makes some sense to me (unlike the rest of this weird list).

 

[DtJ XeroXen]

This list makes perfect sense if you're up to date with the Huntington metagame! (Like Composer, and Blade). Even then, they probably don't understand all of it.

But if you have any questions we'll be more than happy to answer them.

 

[Javix]

This list makes perfect sense if you're up to date with the Huntington metagame! (Like Composer, and Blade). Even then, they probably don't understand all of it.

But if you have any questions we'll be more than happy to answer them.

You mean you would be more than happy to answer them. I don't like explaining things that should already be known.

 

[Exceladon City]

This list is ALMOST accurate.



































































































































































































I'm not on it.

 

[Rob_Gambino]

But if you have any questions we'll be more than happy to answer them.

Why is Ducky not #1, or even remotely close to #1 for that matter?

 

[Javix]

Ducky isn't higher because he sucks at life. I'm sure we could work you in there somewhere, Excel.

 

[Javix]

Also, if anyone wants to be on the next committee just let me know and we'll look into it.

 

[DtJ Composer]

I nominate zoidberg.

 

[DtJ XeroXen]

Composer that's just ridiculous. We're trying to keep this tier list as informative and accurate as possible. With Zoidberg that's simply not something we can do, so I don't think we're even going to consider that suggestion, it doesn't even make sense!

 

[CR4SH]

Ducky should be lower. Because of that stupid head tick thing he does.

 

[DtJ XeroXen]

...We'll consider putting Ducky right above Mello, and simply removing the entire joke Mello tier. Because honestly, if Mello is below Ducky that's pretty bad, and that's all we need.

 

[Javix]

Work on version 2 starts soon! Throw out any suggestions for changes or additions you might have.

 

[Teebs]

Finally looked at this, XDDDD.

CHANGE: Dan Quayle should be SS with Burger Palace... done.
ALSO: I can kick Ragna's *** any day, so I should be put above him

 

[Javix]

Finally looked at this, XDDDD.

CHANGE: Dan Quayle should be SS with Burger Palace... done.
ALSO: I can kick Ragna's *** any day, so I should be put above him

Good suggestion, but I'm probably replacing Ragna anyway.

 

[Sovereign]

This is silly.

10silly

 

[DtJ XeroXen]

If by silly you mean sexy, then yes.

 

[Javix]

Version 2 will be up by Monday!

 

[Sovereign]

If by silly you mean sexy, then yes.

If sexy is the new silly, then yes, yes I do.

 

[DtJ XeroXen]

Suggestion for a revision: Let's remove Mello because honestly I'm tired of his ****. :/ He's no longer a part of the Huntington Crew.

 

[Teebs]

me

Awesomeness = ++++
Recent tournament placings = lol
What was going through our minds when we were high
Rapping ability = will smith
Amount of contribution to the general Huntington experience = i showed up
Amount of spiral energy = over 9000

 

[DtJ XeroXen]

Blade has a VERY legitimate point.

 

[Calebyte]

I'm offended that I'm not on this, seeing as how I shelter you guys and ferry you everywhere!