Quotes from GTA+ Brawl/Wii U Skype Chat

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

So, I had a post in the GTA Brawl social that had a bunch of quotes from our skype chat that I thought was funny. Stef came up with the idea to make a new topic so everybody could add what they thought was funny into the topic, instead of telling me to add it into the old post.

It also prevents really ****ing long posts.

Except for this one, and the next one where I'll put things that were said while the site was down.

Without further ado...


[2:10:06 AM] Robert Jackson: Ontario is a family.

[4:56:04 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Religion is god tier because it overcentralizes presents on people from multidenominational families and therefore should be banned

[4:58:06 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I wonder where modern Roman Catholicism would be if there was a spelling error in documents from ages ago which lead to their leader being referred to as "The Poop" from then on

[3:47:25 PM] Vishal Balaram: Weiners weiners weiners with weiners I shall play

[10:44:52 PM] Vishal Balaram: How can you watch me talk about weiners 115/7
[10:44:58 PM] Vishal Balaram: And then be surprised that I like meat

[3:12:47 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Then I saw my brother make it on the stove and realized that's what stoves are for

[3:33:34 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Just made some tea115

[5:16:18 PM] David Surujpaul: Would you be scared if it was Tinaye Dune in a dark alley at midnight.
[5:16:26 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Well I wouldn't see him if it was midnight
[5:16:35 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I would only hear him doing the Carlton dance
[5:16:44 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Snapping his fingers and singing along to Tom Jones
[5:16:50 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO RUN INTO A YELLOW FSMASH

[6:57:52 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Naw people would be all like WTF LUDACRIS PLAYS WEEF

[7:08:05 PM] Robert Jackson: Get all slam daddy ding dong in a barn yard up in they' business.

[7:08:47 PM] Robert Jackson: Be all like need some double peeps up over hee, the lord be praisn' you two folk down there.

[7:09:17 PM] Robert Jackson: I speak some refined slang.
[7:09:47 PM] Robert Jackson: Not that ol' garbage them city boys think is coo, I's speak refined slang.

[7:11:31 PM] Robert Jackson: T'it ain't **** boy, the modern language you see.

[7:12:06 PM] Robert Jackson: Even my brother from another mother joinin' up.
[7:12:15 PM] Robert Jackson: He goes all Suzaky on yo ***.
[7:12:22 PM] Robert Jackson: Ya dig ?

[9:33:28 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: If they gave you the strip search
[9:33:34 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And started touching you and stuff
[9:33:36 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: You shoulda been like
[9:33:44 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: "Wanna know why they call me Meekspeedy?"
[9:33:52 PM | Edited 9:34:01 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And then just *** all over them

[9:35:46 PM] Ben O'Negro: they brought around a drug dog
[9:35:48 PM] Ben O'Negro: to sniff our ****

[9:46:31 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: f'(x) = v115 imo

[9:52:23 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I'm learning about pee

[10:54:07 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Anyway I was thinking, at Apex
[10:54:15 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I should money match Dr.Peepee on stream
[10:54:27 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And have the TOs advertise it as "Dr.Peepee vs Dr.Poopoo"

[2:47:27 AM] Robert Jackson: Red double inverted overlapping slash.

[2:13:04 AM] Robert Jackson: I need to pig out on Marshmellows.

[1:41:57 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Why did the chicken cross the road?
[1:42:06 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: He had to poop.
[1:42:56 PM] BlackGold: Why did he have to cross the road to poop? could he not have done it where he was originally?
[1:43:46 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: It would have been rather rude to poop on somebody else's property
[1:44:05 PM] BlackGold: The chicken owns property?
[1:45:23 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Yes
[1:46:01 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: He has one of those Oscar Mayer Weiner RVs where he drives all around the country feeding weiners to pepole. It's his home. There's a bathroom in it.

[12:02:36 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: david pls
[12:35:46 PM] Stef: vita pls
[12:35:56 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: fast pls
[12:36:03 PM] Stef: lavish pls
[12:36:29 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: feets pls
[12:36:52 PM] Stef: Football!
[12:37:36 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: foster pls
[12:37:46 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Footpaul!
[12:38:11 PM] Stef: ?
[12:38:12 PM] Stef: ?
[12:38:12 PM] Stef: ?
[12:39:10 PM] Stef: i heard v115 doesnt even play football
[12:39:13 PM] Stef: what a bich

[6:07:04 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: V115 logic: Eat breakfast at 10 am, lunch at 6 pm

[6:40:57 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Wait what the ****
[6:41:02 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: DEER THREESOME
[6:41:06 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

[10:12:04 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Does that make me BrownGold?

[6:05:13 PM] Stef: poop scoop
[6:05:31 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: poop loop
[6:05:39 PM] Stef: Weiner...
[6:05:43 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Poopwaffles
[6:05:54 PM] Stef: That's kind of rude.
[6:05:58 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: aka pooptwaffles

[7:40:53 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: cMeDu was like RAGERAGERAGEI'MNOTBADYOU*******

[3:05:41 PM] Robert Jackson: I'll have you know my cats are trained in guerilla cuteness.
[3:05:56 PM] Robert Jackson: They specialize in secret cuteness endeavors.
[3:06:00 PM] Robert Jackson: :3

[3:03:49 PM] Robert Jackson: Gripply crubblow grew.
[3:04:17 PM] Robert Jackson: Hesbeth uponza bullobios effect questioned you.
[3:04:35 PM] BlackGold: wut
[3:04:52 PM] Robert Jackson: In the buttox.
[3:05:23 PM] BlackGold: ???
[3:06:10 PM] Robert Jackson: The ox and the hamster ran.
[3:06:29 PM] Robert Jackson: Poor mister hamster had a short life span.
[3:06:36 PM] Robert Jackson: He was stepped on.
[3:07:03 PM] BlackGold: Are you high?
[3:07:27 PM] Robert Jackson: About...
[3:07:46 PM] Robert Jackson: 18 feet above street level.
[3:07:52 PM] Robert Jackson: For College street, that is.

[2:55:08 PM] Robert Jackson: There's a dog barking outside my window.
[2:55:21 PM] Robert Jackson: There's two of them.
[2:57:21 PM] Chris Fisch: Are you playing any DMX songs?

[7:17:06 PM] BlackGold: I think this is the most redundant conversation ever
[7:17:16 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: You're the most redundant conversation ever
[7:17:41 PM] BlackGold: you're the most overused retort ever
[7:18:00 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: You're the most ur mom ever
[7:18:23 PM] BlackGold: ur mom is the most ur mom ever
[7:18:47 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Doesn't that make you my mom?
[7:19:08 PM] BlackGold: ur mom makes you ur mom
[7:19:19 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Lmao
[7:19:37 PM] BlackGold: ur mom lmao
[7:20:52 PM] Robert Jackson: Bottom line.
[7:21:00 PM] Robert Jackson: V gave birth to himself.
[7:21:10 PM] Robert Jackson: After BlackGold gave birth to V.
[7:21:29 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: This just in: Ontario players give birth through their weiners

[9:25:57 PM] Stef: a very well-endowed jerk in the butt area

09/12/2012 3:53:56 PM] Stef: wtf there's something brown and sticky on my fuzzy sock and i dont know what it is
[09/12/2012 3:54:15 PM] vishal.b.115: ...
[09/12/2012 3:54:27 PM] vishal.b.115: Probably fudge.
[09/12/2012 3:54:36 PM] Stef: yeah probs
[09/12/2012 3:54:44 PM] Stef: I've been known to be quite the fudge packer
[09/12/2012 3:54:49 PM] Stef: (????)
[09/12/2012 3:55:29 PM] vishal.b.115: Shut the hell up

[11:36:56 AM] BlackGold: All money says two + two = four
[11:37:55 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Not in America lol
[11:38:00 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: In America, two + two = for
[11:38:09 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: ...Or do they spell it the same
[11:38:11 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I can't remember
[11:38:11 AM] BlackGold: lmao
[11:38:15 AM] BlackGold: they spell it the same
[11:38:18 AM] Blacktwins13: lol
[11:38:23 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Oh my bad
[11:38:31 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I thought it was like 'colour'
[11:38:35 AM] BlackGold: Vdumdum5

[11:57:34 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Aaron my mom said you can come to my place AFTER we eat at the restaurant if that's cool
[11:57:50 AM] Robert Jackson: V is going to eat a restaurant ?
[11:58:00 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I clearly said 'eat at the restaurant'
[11:58:04 AM] Robert Jackson: No.
[11:58:05 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I didn't even edit it lmao
[11:58:08 AM] Robert Jackson: You're eating it now.
[11:58:15 AM] Robert Jackson: Go eat that building.

[9:35:03 PM] Robert Jackson: Calm your ****, Blacktwins.
[9:35:03 PM] Robert Jackson: Gold.

[10:47:23 PM] BlackGold: BlackGold's ROB: Striking fear into the hearts of Sonic mains everywhere*
[10:47:36 PM] BlackGold: *everywhere refers to Southern Ontario

[27/12/2012 11:59:52 PM] Blacktwins13: then gtfo v
[12:00:04 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: k
[12:00:09 AM] *** Vishal 'V115' Balaram has left ***

[3:36:46 PM] *** Blacktwins13 has left ***
[3:37:28 PM] *** Vishal 'V115' Balaram added Blacktwins13 ***
[3:37:29 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: ***** ***** WHERE THE **** YOU GOIN

[10:25:05 PM] Bowser the Train: Marth's up-B needs more range
[10:25:09 PM] Bowser the Train: and should go into a glide
[10:26:25 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: He should be forced to glide in the same direction as the Dolphin Slash, and he would never be able to stop
[10:27:15 PM] Bowser the Train: no no he can stop by FSmashing
[10:27:17 PM] Bowser the Train: in the air
[10:27:18 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: He'd go off the top of the screen moving mostly vertically but slightly laterally, and he builds up bubble damage til he hits the side blastzone
[10:27:26 PM] Bowser the Train: his glide attack is an aerial FSmash

[10:57:56 AM] Stef: SIR I NEED TO SEE SOME I.D.
[10:58:02 AM] Stef: AND BY I.D. I DON'T MEAN "IMPOTENT ****"

[6:44:49 PM] Stef: should i bring a football to apex
[6:44:50 PM] Stef: ?
[6:44:52 PM] BlackGold: yes
[6:44:55 PM] Robert Jackson: Yes.
[6:44:56 PM] Stef: alright
[6:44:58 PM] Stef: brb going to walmart

[12:10:33 AM] Stef: me and poke and v and chris fisch and inle and douheill went to lick's after a&c closed
[12:10:55 AM] Stef: and we were talking about sonic games
[12:10:59 AM] Stef: and someone mentions omochao
[12:11:04 AM] Stef: v goes "Who's omochao?"
[12:11:12 AM] Stef: so i ask "have you played sonic adventure 2?"
[12:11:24 AM] Stef: and he says "no the only sonic game i played was sonic spinball"
[12:11:30 AM] Stef: and i said "don't you mean sonic football?"
[12:11:38 AM] Stef: and for some reason he started laughing so hard his sides hurt
[12:11:40 AM] Stef: for like 5 mins
[12:11:51 AM] Stef: and we were all laughing uncontrollably because v was laughing so hard
[12:11:57 AM] Stef: and none of us could figure out what was so funny

[4:08:04 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: ...You do play Flaoc you know
[4:08:29 PM] Robert Jackson: I tend to forget that alot.

[7:25:38 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: jig
[7:25:39 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: a
[7:25:40 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: ly
[7:25:41 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: puff
[7:25:44 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: jig
[7:25:44 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: a
[7:25:46 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: ly
[7:25:48 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: jig
[7:25:49 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: ly
[7:25:50 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: puff
[7:26:10 PM] ジョン: zzzzz
[7:26:11 PM] ジョン: zzzzzzz

[12:34:15 AM] Stef: silent nightmare
[12:34:18 AM] Stef: holy nightmare
[12:34:20 AM] Stef: all is calm
[12:34:21 AM] Stef: all is brightmare

[12:35:42 AM] Stef: i am a comedic genius
[12:35:45 AM] Stef: just kidding
[12:36:06 AM] vishal.b.115: More like a comedic penis
[12:36:08 AM | Edited 12:37:11 AM] inle_orichas: ക
[12:36:15 AM] Stef: wow what the **** V?
[12:36:18 AM] Stef: that was totally uncalled for
[12:36:23 AM] Stef: i don't think we can be friends anymore
[12:36:31 AM] vishal.b.115: [12:36 AM] ഓഋഏ:

<<< ക
[12:36:37 AM] vishal.b.115: This made me laugh really ****ing hard
[12:36:38 AM] vishal.b.115: Holy ****
[12:36:48 AM] Stef: whats so funny
[12:36:53 AM] Stef: it just looks like a tetromino
[12:37:24 AM | Edited 12:37:36 AM] inle_orichas: ക looks like a penis
[12:37:37 AM] Stef: that's the tiniest penis i've ever seen
[12:38:02 AM] inle_orichas: thats HARD to believe

[12:42:25 AM] inle_orichas: ōൄ
[12:43:04 AM] inle_orichas: -ൄ
[12:43:22 AM] inle_orichas: i have now created super emoticons
[12:44:15 AM] inle_orichas: ൃ
[12:44:32 AM] inle_orichas: ൂ
[12:44:45 AM] inle_orichas: ി
[12:45:56 AM] inle_orichas: ��
[12:46:13 AM] inle_orichas: 궜
[12:46:19 AM] inle_orichas: 舵
[12:46:21 AM] inle_orichas: 囎
[12:46:24 AM] inle_orichas: ⭧
[12:46:35 AM] inle_orichas: 〹
[12:46:43 AM] vishal.b.115: What is this, Stef's email inbox?

[11:21:14 PM] Chris Fisch: I'm at a&c right now, I'm camping over night
[11:21:17 PM] Chris Fisch: dont tell anyone
[11:21:23 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Typical Flaocs, always camping

[3:32:05 PM] BlackGold: what's ur job
[3:32:32 PM] Blacktwins13: parking mother ****ing cars (cool)

[6:01:49 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I hear Game of Thrones is just a porno with a really good storyline

[4:23:51 PM] Stef: i literally faceplanted when salem won WFs
[4:24:02 PM] Stef: dabuz was sitting next to me and then he looked and saw me face down on the ground
[4:24:04 PM] Stef: and was like "welp"

[4:36:37 PM] Stef: i got sick cause mark was sick and i made out with him all weekend
[4:36:40 PM] Stef: no regrets

[7:12:53 PM] Robert Jackson: I had a dream Nietono was a watermelon.
[7:13:18 PM] BlackGold: I had a dream Poke was sane
[7:13:48 PM] Robert Jackson: That would be a beautiful sight.
[7:13:59 PM] Robert Jackson: For the Teapots.

[7:30:01 PM] Robert Jackson: I just died in a car crash.
[7:30:17 PM] BlackGold: I just crashed into a dead car
[7:30:29 PM] Robert Jackson: No really.
[7:30:32 PM] Robert Jackson: I closed my eyes.
[7:30:35 PM] Robert Jackson: And died in a car crash.
[7:30:52 PM | Edited 7:30:55 PM] Robert Jackson: Then it play music from the matrix.
[7:30:53 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I don't think you know what 'really' means
[7:31:31 PM] Robert Jackson: I don't think you know you're a television.
[7:33:06 PM] BlackGold: I don't think you know you're on drugs.
[7:34:05 PM] Robert Jackson: I don't think you know I know that V knows he doesn't know what Suzaku knows because knowing is knowing how I know you know you don't know what V knows because Suzaku doesn't know.
[7:34:23 PM] BlackGold: I know

[2:20:03 PM] Stef: i just got added to a skype chat where im explictly not allowed to say the word "weiner"
[2:20:32 PM] Stef: i dont think im goong to last very long
[2:21:06 PM] Stef: im going to say "weiner" here a lot more ot make up for not being able to say it anywhere else

it's not bad to look like ZSS
[2:40:19 PM] Stef: i mean i kinda look like ZSS except fatter and also not looking like ZSS

[2:41:50 PM] Stef: it's total bullplop
[2:42:07 PM] Stef: what;s not bullplop is all this incredible food that mark sent to my house
[2:46:29 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: It would be rather rude for Mark to send bullplop to your house anyway

[6:12:06 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: YAY
[6:12:08 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: TRELA IS COMING BACK
[6:12:27 PM] BlackGold: REALLY!
[6:12:31 PM] BlackGold: link?
[6:12:39 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: No, Lucario
[6:12:41 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: (mooning)

[9:00:47 PM] Harrison Trump: i think zss d-smash is entirely sourspot, since anyone hit by it is sour
[9:00:52 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: HA
[9:01:13 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I think it's entirely sweetspot, cause anytime I hit someone with it I'm all like "sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet"

[10:47:50 PM] Stef: don't you know ovulation is illegal
[10:48:07 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: cops pls
[10:48:09 PM] Stef: how are you gonna get a vagina suit now?
[10:48:22 PM] Stef: bithc

[3:39:02 PM] Stroumbert: I had a look at "the binder" once.
[3:39:46 PM] Stroumbert: The Falcon match-up details for ICs was one word: "free". sadface.jpg

[3:42:19 PM] Stroumbert: More like I took a dump on the bus' windshield because that's what pigeons do and then the driver got mad and kicked me out.
[3:42:34 PM] Stroumbert: But I'm too fat from poutine to fly all the way to Toronto so I just gave up.

[4:27:21 PM] David Surujpaul: Where did you get the name Red X?
[4:28:37 PM] Shiny Mewtwo:it was the theme of his tests throughout school

[8:06:21 PM] Stef: isn't annoying "inui" in french

[9:32:18 PM] swordgard: i want v
[9:32:19 PM] swordgard: to cry
[9:32:24 PM] swordgard: so i can taste his tears

[11:07:19 PM] Stroumbert: "If he throws a banana off-stage, go get it."

[5:06:00 PM] Stef: on the bus ride home this morning
[5:06:12 PM] Stef: i was sitting behind a woman with a young girl in a pink coat with white trim
[5:06:16 PM] Stef: so
[5:06:22 PM] Stef: i motioned over to v and said really quietly
[5:06:28 PM] Stef: "dude... im sitting behind an ice climber"

[5:28:06 PM] Stef: swordgard you should have seen the ride from nickolobe's house to the venue
[5:28:10 PM] Stef: there were 7 of us crammed in a car
[5:28:27 PM] Stef: and i was sitting next to v and as soon as he left he goes
[5:28:29 PM] Stef: "yay, rain!"
[5:28:39 PM] Stef: and i look at the weather outside and go "THAT'S SNOW, YOU IDIOT"
[5:28:58 PM] Stef: and one of the peopole in the back was liek this is going to be one hell of a ride
[5:29:25 PM] Stef: v and i spent like the next 10 minutes looking at signs out the window and reading them out loud replacing words with inappropriate words and laughing at it
[5:29:34 PM] Stef: and i was like "i like how we're the only ones laughing at our own jokes"
[5:29:44 PM] Stef: and v says "that's because we're the only ones stupid enough to find this funny"

[8:23:48 PM | Edited 8:24:04 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: You can't namesearch 'infinite'
[8:23:53 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: You'll just end up at the DDD boards
[8:23:55 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Which is just awful.

[11:55:57 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I mean last week in the lab, it said on the chalkboard "Pee party next week!"

[3:43:15 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: THE HARD READ ON THE DISABLE
[3:43:22 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: HE SHOOTS A SHADOWBALL
[3:43:25 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: MEWTWO WINS
[3:43:31 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: ^never gunna happen

[10:32:05 PM] Stef: if i could go back in time and talk to my 16 year old self
[10:32:07 PM] Stef: i'd say
[10:32:20 PM] Stef: "the man you're going to fall in love with is 12 years old right now. heh, enjoy being a creeper"

[10:32:41 PM] Robert Jackson: If BlackGold could go back and talk to his 16 year old self.
[10:32:51 PM] Stef: he'd be like "hey why am i talkin to a mirror"

[9:30:01 PM] swordgard: ima go play some league now
[9:30:09 PM] swordgard: well its gonna tkae a bit due to champ select
[9:30:09 PM] Stef: **** u sword guard
[9:30:21 PM] swordgard: why so mad?
[9:30:33 PM] Stef: i dunno
[9:30:40 PM] Stef: maybe ill try being friendly instead
[9:30:47 PM] Stef: "ok swordgard, have a good time!"
[9:30:51 PM] swordgard: now thats just creepy
[9:30:56 PM] HolyNightmare: ...
[9:31:01 PM] swordgard: them engineers
[9:31:03 PM] swordgard: always so awkward
[9:31:15 PM] Stef: ok how about a mix
[9:31:27 PM] Stef: "alright swordgard, enjoy the game, btw i'm bangin your mom"
[9:31:33 PM] swordgard: not bad
[9:31:36 PM] HolyNightmare: lmao
[9:31:36 PM] swordgard: 8/10
[9:31:39 PM] swordgard: would read again

[10:25:52 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: saw this headline on NHL.com

"Pens use PP to sink Capitals "
[10:26:09 PM] Stef: wow when did v115 get a job in sports journalism?

[10:43:42 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I've only heard you sing "I'm a weenie in a bottle" when we were going to Rain
[10:43:55 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And I was like "dayum qurl u fien as hel tho"

[3:46:49 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Yeah snow is pretty
[3:46:56 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Way better than that stupid ugly sun
[3:47:02 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Except for the sun from the teletubbies

[9:24:34 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: WHO'S AWAKE
[9:25:11 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: wow dead (worry)
[9:25:16 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: I'm awake
[9:25:24 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: word
[9:25:30 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: u busy?
[9:25:38 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: not really, why?
[9:25:43 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: Proper
[9:25:48 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: see I'm high right now.
[9:25:52 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: and I need entertainment

[9:29:58 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: how has V not smoked weed before
[9:30:03 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: I mean who talks like this sober
[9:30:05 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: seriously o.O

[9:32:05 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: V is high 24/7
[9:32:23 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: so high that is ever smokes weed he'll float up into space

[9:39:05 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: whats his obsession with poop o.O
[9:39:13 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: i mean seriously
[9:39:14 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: wtf
[9:39:22 PM] Stef: well tin
[9:39:31 PM] Stef: tinaye*
[9:39:35 PM] Stef: it all started at the first smashfest
[9:39:38 PM] Stef: that ie ver had at my house
[9:39:57 PM] Stef: there were 5 of us
[9:40:11 PM] Stef: i think it was me, v, damien, blacktwins, and advent
[9:40:16 PM] Stef: anyway v and i werent playing on tha same tv
[9:40:26 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: but anyways
[9:40:29 PM] Stef: and every time v had something to say to me
[9:40:31 PM] Stef: he would just say
[9:40:32 PM] Stef: "poop"
[9:40:42 PM] Stef: he was at my house for like 6 hrs and the only word he said to me all day was "poop"
[9:40:48 PM] Stef: anyway that's how it started

[9:42:44 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO SAY POOP INSTEAD OF FUDGE

[9:43:48 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: have you ever smoked Yannick?
[9:43:52 PM] swordgard: no
[9:43:55 PM] Stef: ur name is yannick
[9:43:57 PM] Stef: now i know
[9:43:57 PM] Stef: !
[9:44:00 PM] swordgard: gdi
[9:44:02 PM] swordgard: lol
[9:44:03 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: oh ****!

[9:49:38 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: the Stef x Swordgard convo is tripping me the **** out
[9:49:44 PM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: Trying to talk to Fisch lol xD

[10:00:25 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: [9:59 PM] Stef:

<<< HOLY ****ING ****S
does he actually do that?
[10:00:36 PM] Stef: idk ask guard

[1:23:58 PM] Stef: I actually have a hard time with the letters b, d, g, q, and p in writing

[5:47:32 PM] Stef: i think if v had a son he would name him Johnson
[5:47:44 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: WHAT KIND OF BROWN KID
[5:47:48 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: IS NAMED JOHNSON
[5:47:55 PM] Stef: the kind who had a dad that really likes weiners?
[5:48:10 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Can you rename adopted kids?
[5:48:14 PM] Stef: yes
[5:48:17 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Cause clearly if I like weiners so much I'm not making any babies of my own
[5:48:38 PM] Stef: dude just because you like weiners doesn't mean you don't also like not-weiners
[5:48:39 PM] Stef: !
[5:48:46 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: True

[5:50:38 PM] Stef: shoudl i legally change my name to Weinerina
[5:50:46 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: YES
[5:50:50 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: AND THEN CHANGE YOUR LAST NAME
[5:50:51 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: TO BOTTLE

[5:52:49 PM] Robert Jackson: Copy baste.
[5:52:58 PM] Robert Jackson: *Bbap.
[5:53:05 PM] Robert Jackson: *Paste.

[11/02/2013 11:15:13 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Man SM doesn't even know what he's getting himself into
[11/02/2013 11:15:34 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: he dunknoe wagwan wit dem duelist tings
[11/02/2013 11:16:00 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: my nades got layerz 4 da highest playas
[11/02/2013 11:18:13 PM] Stef: ***** u frontin
[11/02/2013 11:18:29 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: bithc pls
[11/02/2013 11:18:44 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: i hav 10 girlfriends n dey all show me there boobs u fgt
[11/02/2013 11:20:10 PM] Luka: Swag.
[11/02/2013 11:20:32 PM] Stef: dum arse thos rnt boobs they be tennis ballz
[11/02/2013 11:20:53 PM] Stef: and those rnt girlfriends theyre ninja turtlz
[11/02/2013 11:21:13 PM] Stef: do u evn lift

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[3:33:44 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: I get on the Smashboards IRC and the first thing I see is Stef saying weiner
[3:33:49 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: Feels like home

[3:36:05 PM] Red X: already 2 bans handed out to ON
[3:36:09 PM] Red X: since I've been there
[3:36:15 PM] Red X: It's home alright!

[4:48:28 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: SM YOU SCUMBAG
[4:48:34 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: ?
[4:48:42 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: YOU'RE USING THE TAG V115
[4:48:44 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: ON THE CHAT
[4:48:47 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: No I'm not
[4:48:56 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: I'm not even in the chat atm lmao
[4:49:01 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: SWORDGARD YOU *******

[4:33:29 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: My name is 'Weiners' and I'm singing weenie in a bottle

[5:30:01 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: So there's somebody in the chat named Bio[class]
[5:30:25 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I didn't know whether it was Bionic, the SWF admin, or BioDG, the ZSS player from Texas that quit recently
[5:30:27 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: So I asked
[5:30:32 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Weiners Wait, Bio as in BioDG or Bio as in Bionic (the dude nobody cares about)?
[5:30:43 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And it was the admin
[5:30:47 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: LOOOOOOOL

[7:39:51 PM] Luka: It is now time to make a poop rap.

[7:40:55 PM] Robert Jackson: Poop in yo' faucets.
[7:41:01 PM] Robert Jackson: Take Frilly Frank!
[7:41:21 PM] Robert Jackson: Then we can rap about Poop in the tier list thread.

[7:43:00 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: 1, 2, 3 and to the 4
V115 poopin all over the flo'
Little bits of corn like nuggets of gold
In my toilet so strong, mad muscles in this bowl
[7:46:14 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Hard bodied toilet knockin any ***** back
I feel the splashback targettin my nutsack
Drip drip diarrhea, window to the wall
Dat **** is drippin down my nuts, dippin from my balls
[7:48:42 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: So constipated it's hard to take it
Thunder from down under, bowels earthquakin
Bronze, gold and silver; I be droppin' alloys
These stools be slitherin out, like they name is Malfoy
[7:49:43 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Doors slam on ****** with bad behaviour
My 4 15s woke up the neighbours
Interior crocodile alligator
I drive a chevrolet movie theater

[7:56:19 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I'm writing haikus
I'm writing about my poo
I'm writing my poo

Feces, turds and poop
Bowel movements, crap and stool
Doody, **** and poo

[7:59:40 PM] Robert Jackson: Flaoc Flaoc run.
Flaoc Flaoc Flaoc pun.
Flaoc everywhere.

[8:02:20 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: I have a word doc with stuff said while the site's down that I want to add
[8:02:52 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I have a word doc
With stuff you said while the site's
Down I want to add
[8:03:12 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: unintentional Haiku! 50 points!

[8:04:38 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: V115 is
Free cause he lost to Xzax
But he beat Shugo

[8:05:27 PM] Robert Jackson: 1020.
2071.
1015.

[8:05:32 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Swordgard is a *****
Bragging cause he outplaced me
I'll cut off his ****

[8:06:25 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I am still at school
Though I should be studying
I'm writing haikus

[8:13:03 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: You guys are a bunch
Of those brown things that I like
To label as 'turds'

[8:36:31 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: When Stef sings, I think
"dayum qurl u fine as hel"
"qurl how old u is"

[8:41:14 PM] Anojan Palarajah: **** **** **** **** ****
you are a ****ing asshole
**** off asshole ****

[9:04:09 PM] Stef: Weiners weiners *****
[9:04:13 PM] Stef: Weiners weiners weiners *****
[9:04:16 PM] Stef: Weiners weiners *****

[9:05:17 PM] Stef: "I have a huge butt."
"I don't have a huge weiner."
"Heheh, I said 'butt'."

[9:16:23 PM] Stef: John Madden Football
John Madden John Madden John
Football! John Madden

[9:16:42 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: 9 9 9 9 9
[9:16:45 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: 9 7 2 9 8 5
[9:16:48 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: 9 9 9 9 9

[3:18:39 PM] Stef: if my name was conor and i had a penis i'd steal this

[4:43:40 PM] Stef: this one time i was facing poke in montreal
[4:43:42 PM] Stef: flaoc vs birky
[4:43:46 PM] Stef: match starts
[4:43:50 PM] Stef: i look away for like 3 seconds
[4:43:51 PM] Stef: look back
[4:43:54 PM] Stef: we're both at 0%
[4:43:57 PM] Stef: except he has one less stock

[7:20:20 PM] Robert Jackson: I think the best thing about life is..
[7:20:26 PM] Robert Jackson: We live on a giant floating ball.

[7:21:42 PM] swordgard: can cg with ics
[7:21:43 PM] swordgard: has issues
[7:21:46 PM] swordgard: with cging with falco

[7:39:13 PM] swordgard: falcos cg
[7:39:15 PM] swordgard: is too hard

[7:41:34 PM] Robert Jackson: I can FF Fair off stage, DJ and Side B.
[7:41:39 PM] Robert Jackson: And be above FD.
[7:41:40 PM] Robert Jackson: :3
[7:41:41 PM] swordgard: i can ff fair
[7:41:46 PM] swordgard: and do side b
[7:41:47 PM] swordgard: and die
[7:41:53 PM] swordgard: like a bawss

[7:56:25 PM] swordgard: when allys on stream
[7:56:43 PM] swordgard: like he often gets mad when ally loses
[7:56:52 PM] swordgard: and sad
[7:56:53 PM] swordgard: lol
[7:56:55 PM] swordgard: its hilarious
[7:57:11 PM] swordgard: hes protective
[7:57:12 PM] swordgard: of ally
[7:57:23 PM] Robert Jackson: "Don't you dare hurt my younger brother".
[7:57:30 PM] Robert Jackson: "Or you have to deal with me!".
[7:57:35 PM] Robert Jackson: "The short one".
[7:57:36 PM] Robert Jackson: :3

[11:28:20 AM] swordgard: i had a dream about an Ics vs MK match

[12:01:47 PM] Red X: SM is a much better idol

[12:25:04 PM] Anojan Palarajah: well there's a surprisingly large number of people here
[12:25:52 PM] Ben O'Remss: r u calling me fat?
[12:32:23 PM] swordgard: yes

[9:52:02 AM] Luka: Hashtag yolo swag alphamale flex.

[9:56:26 AM] Robert Jackson: Okay, so.
[9:56:40 AM] Robert Jackson: It seems I mugged an American hobo sometime last night.
[9:56:58 AM] Robert Jackson: There's american quarters on my bed.

[2:30:48 PM] Robert Jackson: You need to JV 4 stock SG in the ditto in 2009 to gain the secrets.
[2:30:57 PM] Robert Jackson: Better start building a time machine.

[11:54:50 AM] Stef: i remember trying to go to my usercp at school
[11:54:53 AM] Stef: seeing the irc channel
[11:54:55 AM] Stef: and instantly going
[11:54:56 AM] Stef: ]: )

[1:40:11 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Okay I think I'm about to do something crazy lol
[1:40:22 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: The sugar container is done but there's still like little clumps of sugar stuck in the edges
[1:40:40 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I'm thinking of pouring my tea into the container to dissolve all the stuck sugar
[1:40:45 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And then pour it back into my mug

[1:41:18 PM] Robert Jackson: Scrape harder.
[1:41:25 PM] Robert Jackson: The sugar wants it.
[1:41:34 PM] Robert Jackson: It wants to feel your rough scraping.

[1:50:32 PM] Robert Jackson: My cat.
[1:50:37 PM] Robert Jackson: Just ran up the stairs.
[1:50:46 PM] Robert Jackson: And collided with my closed door.

[3:44:20 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: But what if you grabbed some *****
[3:44:28 PM] Steven Schembri (O9N12): i keep ***** in the freezer
[3:44:36 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Touché
[3:45:30 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I guess it's better to keep them in the freezer cause they stay hard
[3:45:39 PM] Steven Schembri (O9N12): yep
[3:46:08 PM] Steven Schembri (O9N12): thats where the term "freeze your **** off" came form

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[4:50:59 PM] Steven Schembri (O9N12): V im sorry, but i think this torillini taste better than *****
[4:51:20 PM] Steven Schembri (O9N12): ive never had the second one, but i dont think theres ne need to compare
[4:51:23 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Then you clearly haven't had properly prepared *****
[4:51:29 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Well there's your problem
[4:52:10 PM] Steven Schembri (O9N12): ive never been to a store that sells properly prepared *****

 

[pidgezero_one]

This is really long but needs to be immortalized.

[05/02/2013 10:47:44 PM] Stef: i may not know much about anything else but relationship advice is my ****
[05/02/2013 10:47:56 PM] HolyNightmare: (clap)
[05/02/2013 10:47:57 PM] swordgard: lol
[05/02/2013 10:48:06 PM] swordgard: everyone is good at relationship advice
[05/02/2013 10:48:11 PM] swordgard: because they are implicated
[05/02/2013 10:48:21 PM] HolyNightmare: sg salty
[05/02/2013 10:48:28 PM] HolyNightmare: you're an old washed up relic
[05/02/2013 10:48:30 PM] swordgard: oh im sorry
[05/02/2013 10:48:41 PM] swordgard: stef you give the best relationship advice ever
[05/02/2013 10:48:45 PM] swordgard: pls save us all
[05/02/2013 10:48:50 PM] swordgard: is what i meant to say
[05/02/2013 10:48:50 PM] dreamtheat: stef pls
[05/02/2013 10:48:52 PM] Stef: i highly doubt that
[05/02/2013 10:48:53 PM] swordgard: stef pls
[05/02/2013 10:48:57 PM] Stroumbert: #Stef2013
[05/02/2013 10:49:09 PM] Stef: okay then
[05/02/2013 10:49:17 PM] dreamtheat: "...gay. I'm..." Swordgard 2013
[05/02/2013 10:49:21 PM] Stef: tip #1 to a good relationship: start zipping up your pants in public
[05/02/2013 10:50:13 PM] Stef: tip #2: when you go to have sex with your girlfriend, make sure it's the right girl and not your mom
[05/02/2013 10:50:13 PM] swordgard: LOL
[05/02/2013 10:50:30 PM] swordgard: yeah, your mom really is a *****
[05/02/2013 10:50:36 PM] dreamtheat: Stef, WTF! xD
[05/02/2013 10:50:39 PM] Stef: tip #2a: swordgard's mom works in all situations
[05/02/2013 10:50:45 PM] swordgard: lolol
[05/02/2013 10:50:50 PM] dreamtheat: I'll try that, thanks stef
[05/02/2013 10:50:55 PM] swordgard: "try"
[05/02/2013 10:50:57 PM] swordgard: lmao
[05/02/2013 10:51:05 PM] Stroumbert: He'll try SG's mom.
[05/02/2013 10:51:07 PM] HolyNightmare: just like you trying to fix your landing with snake
[05/02/2013 10:51:08 PM] swordgard: "oh wait, im sorry mom"
[05/02/2013 10:51:10 PM] HolyNightmare:
[05/02/2013 10:51:12 PM] swordgard: XD
[05/02/2013 10:51:13 PM] Stroumbert: But that's okay, we all did.
[05/02/2013 10:51:13 PM] Stroumbert:
[05/02/2013 10:51:17 PM] Stef: tip #3: if you're thinking of anally penetrating another dude, it might help if you ask him first
[05/02/2013 10:51:23 PM] HolyNightmare: guard
[05/02/2013 10:51:25 PM] HolyNightmare: doesnt give a ****
[05/02/2013 10:51:27 PM] HolyNightmare: about that rule
[05/02/2013 10:51:30 PM] dreamtheat: @Stef : Guard never gave a ****
[05/02/2013 10:51:30 PM] HolyNightmare: =D
[05/02/2013 10:51:34 PM] Stef: and that's why he doesn't have a relationship
[05/02/2013 10:51:38 PM] *** swordgard has changed the conversation topic to "sex advice with stef" ***
[05/02/2013 10:51:38 PM] Stroumbert: GUARD only gives the ****.
[05/02/2013 10:51:38 PM] HolyNightmare: OHHH
[05/02/2013 10:51:40 PM] Stef: just manwhroes
[05/02/2013 10:51:40 PM] dreamtheat: wow
[05/02/2013 10:51:45 PM] dreamtheat: Laughing my ass off atm
[05/02/2013 10:51:46 PM] Stef: like holynightmare
[05/02/2013 10:51:47 PM] dreamtheat: so hard
[05/02/2013 10:52:00 PM] HolyNightmare: nope
[05/02/2013 10:52:05 PM] HolyNightmare: my only love
[05/02/2013 10:52:08 PM] HolyNightmare: is metaknight
[05/02/2013 10:52:14 PM] HolyNightmare: he gives me happyness
[05/02/2013 10:52:16 PM] swordgard: go gay for MK!
[05/02/2013 10:52:17 PM] HolyNightmare: aka the money
[05/02/2013 10:52:25 PM] dreamtheat: Holy gay for MK
[05/02/2013 10:52:31 PM] Stef: tip #4: if your girlfriend wants to be double penetrated, try to find a guy with a smaller **** than you (good luck on that one)
[05/02/2013 10:52:31 PM] dreamtheat: that sword of his
[05/02/2013 10:52:39 PM] dreamtheat: Holy loves to get ass ****ed by MK's ****
[05/02/2013 10:52:39 PM] swordgard: LOL
[05/02/2013 10:52:40 PM] blacktwins13: HolyGaymare
[05/02/2013 10:53:06 PM] Stef: tip #5: if she mains ness, she might not be very smart, don't get too involved
[05/02/2013 10:53:14 PM] HolyNightmare: lmao
[05/02/2013 10:53:35 PM] HolyNightmare: my love for mk isn't on tarex and mar1 level yet with their respective characters just saying...
[05/02/2013 10:53:39 PM] swordgard: true
[05/02/2013 10:53:47 PM] swordgard: DK YER INTELLIGENT
[05/02/2013 10:53:55 PM] Stef: tip #6: if you accidentally knock up your girlfriend, don't forget her at the hospital
[05/02/2013 10:53:56 PM] dreamtheat: DK est BON!! *hits leg*
[05/02/2013 10:54:08 PM] dreamtheat: @Stef : forever will
[05/02/2013 10:54:10 PM] HolyNightmare: DK EST BON!! *hits third leg*
[05/02/2013 10:54:11 PM] HolyNightmare: LOL
[05/02/2013 10:54:16 PM] dreamtheat: wow holy
[05/02/2013 10:54:18 PM] dreamtheat: went too far
[05/02/2013 10:54:21 PM] dreamtheat: feel bad
[05/02/2013 10:54:24 PM] Stef: tip #7: "donkey punch" means something very different in sex than it doesin super smash bros
[05/02/2013 10:54:50 PM] dreamtheat: Guard always donkey punched holy in the ass
[05/02/2013 10:54:58 PM] dreamtheat: rly hard
[05/02/2013 10:55:01 PM] dreamtheat: blood everywhere
[05/02/2013 10:55:10 PM] swordgard: morks
[05/02/2013 10:55:11 PM] dreamtheat: and down-taunt after meaning : why u mad holy?
[05/02/2013 10:55:12 PM] swordgard: being weir again
[05/02/2013 10:55:20 PM] Stef: tip #8: when you're ****ing your gf and you're about to ****, try really hard not to yell "KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA!!!"
[05/02/2013 10:55:24 PM] HolyNightmare: morks
[05/02/2013 10:55:25 PM] blacktwins13: You should put those tips in the tier list thread
[05/02/2013 10:55:26 PM] HolyNightmare: wtf
[05/02/2013 10:55:29 PM] dreamtheat: WOW STEF!! xD
[05/02/2013 10:55:30 PM] dreamtheat: WOW!!
[05/02/2013 10:55:44 PM] HolyNightmare: you're becoming stroumbert level of awkward
[05/02/2013 10:56:24 PM] Stef: tip #9: when you bring a girl back to your apartment for the first time, remember to hide your "My Little Pony" figurines
[05/02/2013 10:56:32 PM] dreamtheat: Mar1 callout
[05/02/2013 10:56:34 PM] HolyNightmare: LOL
[05/02/2013 10:56:50 PM] dreamtheat: Mar1 is like R2D2
[05/02/2013 10:57:01 PM] HolyNightmare: **** bronies
[05/02/2013 10:57:01 PM] Stef: tip #10: if you want to save your virginity for someone special, don't sleep next to GUARD while being housed at stef's house
[05/02/2013 10:57:01 PM] HolyNightmare: man
[05/02/2013 10:57:11 PM] HolyNightmare: nothing happened -.-
[05/02/2013 10:57:14 PM] HolyNightmare: dumb rumor
[05/02/2013 10:57:14 PM] dreamtheat: ^
[05/02/2013 10:57:18 PM] dreamtheat: holy got *****
[05/02/2013 10:57:18 PM] dreamtheat: hard
[05/02/2013 10:57:38 PM] Stroumbert: [February-05-13 10:59 PM] Stef:

<<< tip #10: if you want to save your virginity for someone special, don't sleep next to GUARD while being housed at stef's house
(y)

 

[pidgezero_one]

[05/02/2013 10:57:39 PM] Stef: dude
[05/02/2013 10:57:42 PM] Stef: if I was hot
[05/02/2013 10:57:45 PM] Stef: I'd bring GUARD to Apex
[05/02/2013 10:57:47 PM] Stef: and go around yelling
[05/02/2013 10:57:52 PM] Stef: "WHO WANTS TO LOSE THEIR VIRGINITY?"
[05/02/2013 10:57:54 PM] swordgard: LOL
[05/02/2013 10:57:57 PM] Stef: and all takers would be directed to GUARD

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[4:18:39 PM] Stef: i was ****ing arounfd the entire match jumping into nowhere like i was kirby

 

[pidgezero_one]

[2/23/2013 10:56:23 PM] Stef: V115, is it a crime just to kick a dope rhyme?
[2/23/2013 10:57:02 PM] vishal.b.115: So far my plan is failing imo
[2/23/2013 10:57:09 PM] vishal.b.115: And no it is not a crime to kick a dope rhyme
[2/23/2013 10:57:23 PM] vishal.b.115: Nor is it a misdemeanor to pull out my mister weiner

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[10:49:39 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: Snake dies at 346% from an Uncharged ZSS Dsmash
[10:49:45 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: V that's useful knowledge right?

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[5:28:34 PM] Stef: hows the assignment going v114
[5:31:20 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Oh right, I should start that

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[11:12:41 PM] Stef: You place your hand on the knight, about to move it
[11:12:47 PM] Stef: and then
[11:12:51 PM] Stef: you steal the other guy's wallet
[11:12:52 PM] Stef: and yell
[11:12:56 PM] Stef: "hasta la vista, seniorita!"
[11:12:57 PM] Stef: and run off

[11:17:09 PM] Stef: [11:16 PM] Red X:

<<< And yooo I'd love to play even tho I haven't in years, but 2 midterms comin up this week plus 2 other assignments :/
[11:17:15 PM] Stef: WHEN DID OUR SCENE STOP SAYING "NO JOHNS"
[11:17:33 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: When somebody named John joined the scene
[11:17:36 PM] Stef: actually
[11:17:41 PM] Stef: my friend john came to a tourney in september
[11:17:41 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: we couldn't discriminate against him
[11:17:43 PM] Stef: I think you're right SM
[11:17:56 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: so we stopped banning johns from our tourneys

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[3:42:05 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Hey Stef, let's go to the poop fair

[5:04:54 PM] Damien: anytime i just randomly jump airdodge in brawl... i silently curse melee

[27/02/2013 11:33:32 PM] Fischtopher: growing up i used to call my sister Mommy

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[7:08:46 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: RUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

 

[pidgezero_one]

[9:36:25 PM] Stef: pop quiz guys
[9:36:28 PM] Stef: Q: The balls are:
[9:36:29 PM] Stef: a) inert
[9:36:32 PM] Stef: b) not inert
[9:36:38 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: a) inert
[9:36:52 PM] Stef: "a) inert" kinda looks like "weiner"
[9:36:53 PM] Stef: heh

 

[pidgezero_one]

on the topic of kiwi calypso lemonade:

[9:39:58 PM] blacktwins13: y u no get mango/peach
[9:40:04 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: Mango Peach lol
[9:40:11 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: Mango < Peach
[9:40:11 PM] Stef: mango doesnt play peach u tard
[9:40:21 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: ^
[9:40:21 PM] blacktwins13: y u no get mango/peach calypso
[9:40:32 PM] Stef: and 1) because kiwi
[9:40:38 PM] Stef: 2) i had peach yesterday
[9:40:43 PM] Stef: 3) i dunno where to get mango around here =(
[9:40:50 PM] blacktwins13: tsk tsk
[9:40:50 PM] Stef: the mango one is good tho
[9:40:55 PM] Stef: i hear armada isnt a fan however
[9:41:17 PM] Stef: at least dr. peepee doesnt have a calypso flavour named after him
[9:41:22 PM] blacktwins13: m2k loves it though
[9:41:25 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: M2K drank a lot of Mango Juice before Apex
[9:41:30 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: that's how he beat Mango twice
[9:41:30 PM] Stef: ...oh my
[9:41:41 PM] Stef: ...oh, that's a lot less suggestive than you originally implied
[9:41:49 PM] Stef: BT you beat him to drinking mango juice?
[9:41:49 PM] Stef: k
[9:41:57 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: PP should have drank some Peach juice
[9:42:05 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: maybe then he would have won Apex
[9:42:17 PM] blacktwins13: personally i prefer black lemonade
[9:42:18 PM] vishal.b.115: I guess Armada drank a whole lot of peepee
[9:42:27 PM] Stef: Shut the hell up

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[5:18:46 PM] HolyNightmare: Nana never gave some to SG that's why it doesn't make sense to him, she goes for bad boys like MK.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[7:41:26 PM] STEF: the awkward moment when you literally become a booger

 

[pidgezero_one]

[7:04:13 PM] fischtopher: oi frank a wario is playing
[7:04:13 PM] fischtopher: http://www.twitch.tv/rundas1234/old
[7:04:40 PM] vishal.b.115: Why are you using the old layout you n00b
[7:04:47 PM] vishal.b.115: twitch.tv/rundas1234/new
[7:04:55 PM] STEF: rundas more like dundas
[7:09:38 PM] vishal.b.115: Shut the hell up

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[1:51:20 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Well that was dumb
[1:51:26 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I just tried to make a sandwich
[1:51:30 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And it failed miserably
[1:51:44 PM] STEF: and on this day V115 gave up his dream of becoming a subway sandwich artist
[1:51:57 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I was in the middle of eating it and then it just completely fell apart
[1:52:04 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Somehow there was like no bread left
[1:52:06 PM] STEF: that sux =(
[1:52:13 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: I'm trying to figure out how you could fail at making a sandwich
[1:52:14 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: There was more tomato than bread
[1:52:22 PM] STEF: thats the worst
[1:52:26 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And I only put 1 slice of tomato in there
[1:52:31 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Although it was a fairly fat slice
[1:52:39 PM] STEF: "yeah sandwich I totally just wanted a mouthful of cold tomato and nothing else thanks for the flavour"
[1:52:47 PM] STEF: was it like a ddd-sized slice?
[1:52:53 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: All the other stuff was there too
[1:53:02 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Meat cheese mushroom lettuce cucumber
[1:53:04 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Just barely any bread
[1:53:07 PM] STEF: that sounds delish
[1:53:13 PM] STEF: especially the meat part
[1:53:16 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Somehow there were like 3 equally small pieces of bread left
[1:53:27 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: So I didn't know what was from the top or from the bottom
[1:53:34 PM] STEF: sounds like a big mac

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[2:01:12 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: So my mom's pretty cool
[2:01:23 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: While I was making my sandwich, some people came to the door
[2:01:32 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I was gonna go answer but my mom got there right before me so I saw everything
[2:01:38 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: This is what I saw
[2:02:59 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: -*mom opens door*
-Black man standing right outside porch in what appears to be a suit, and white woman right in front of door
-White woman says (in almost cartoonishly-upbeat voice) "Helloooo!"
-My mom says "Hi, sorry" and shuts the door in her face
[2:03:16 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I was like
[2:03:18 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: wut
[2:03:49 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: My mom tells me they were some people here to tell us about christianity
[2:04:05 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And my mom's an atheist so ain't nobody got time fo dat
[2:04:22 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And I'm like "How'd you know they were some religious people"
[2:04:49 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And she says she saw the white lady holding a book about the end of the world that all these people carry
[2:05:11 PM] STEF: sounds like JWs
[2:05:18 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Yeah probably
[2:05:29 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And then my mom's like
[2:05:51 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: "Can't we like call the police or something on them so they stop bugging us?"
[2:05:55 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: (Paraphrasing obv)

 

[infiniteV115]

[2:17:22 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Wait so
[2:17:31 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: In the US you can shoot anyone that knocks on your door basically
[2:17:48 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: I guess
[2:17:53 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: not entirely sure
[2:18:50 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: I think it just refers to solicitors
[2:20:05 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: like, you can answer the door with a gun in hand
[2:20:21 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: and if they don't leave in a certain length of time
[2:20:25 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: you can start shooting
[2:20:32 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: though, I could be talking out my ass here
[2:20:36 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: so don't quote me on this
[2:20:39 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: That's disgusting SM
[2:20:41 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: How do you do that
[2:20:43 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Teach me
[2:20:48 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: I just eat a lot beans
[2:22:02 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Seriously though if I was able to talk out of my ass then everybody would see my poop jokes coming
[2:22:04 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And that'd be no fun

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[8:36:36 PM] David Surujpaul: *~*
[8:36:42 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Holy crap
[8:36:52 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: That is the kawaiiest face I've ever seen
[8:37:08 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: *~*
[8:37:11 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: *u*
[8:37:18 PM] Believe it O'Connor: ~^-^~
[8:37:36 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: *o*
[8:37:43 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: *v*
[8:37:52 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: That one is especially kawaii
[8:37:54 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: *v*

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[7:02:11 PM] STEF: Well I mean, it was during my ****, so I got to commentate while at work

 

[pidgezero_one]

[24/03/2013 10:12:32 PM] STEF: Holy
[24/03/2013 10:12:38 PM] STEF: I showed your brother the moonbase alpha vid

[24/03/2013 10:30:24 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: I prefer singles
[24/03/2013 10:30:30 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: but I'm better in dubs
[24/03/2013 10:30:44 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: just like in badminton lol
[24/03/2013 10:30:53 PM] Luka: Yooo
[24/03/2013 10:31:00 PM] Luka: Singles in badminton all the way>
[24/03/2013 10:31:10 PM] vishal.b.115: I like Kraft Singles
[24/03/2013 10:31:18 PM] vishal.b.115: I hear they're a good source of calcium
[24/03/2013 10:31:24 PM] vishal.b.115: And calcium helps make your bones strong
[24/03/2013 10:31:26 PM] Luka: And of course the troll comment. Lol.
[24/03/2013 10:32:46 PM] STEF: hehe.. boners
[24/03/2013 10:34:14 PM] HolyNightmare: o.o0
[24/03/2013 10:34:17 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: no stef he said bones
[24/03/2013 10:34:17 PM] HolyNightmare: wtf
[24/03/2013 10:34:24 PM] STEF: more like boners
[24/03/2013 10:34:25 PM] HolyNightmare: stef crazy
[24/03/2013 10:34:33 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: no, bones
[24/03/2013 10:34:35 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: not boners
[24/03/2013 10:34:42 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: geez stef get ur mind out of the gutter
[24/03/2013 10:34:54 PM] HolyNightmare: o.o
[24/03/2013 10:35:15 PM] STEF: don't make me revoke your Ph.D
[24/03/2013 10:35:27 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: ok I'll be good

[24/03/2013 9:55:38 PM] David Surujpaul: Whoa.
[24/03/2013 9:59:07 PM] David Surujpaul: Ally should come over to my house one day.
[24/03/2013 9:59:15 PM] David Surujpaul: My parents always wanted to meet him.
[24/03/2013 9:59:28 PM] Luka: o-o
[24/03/2013 9:59:29 PM] STEF: lol really?
[24/03/2013 9:59:30 PM] Luka: Creepy.
[24/03/2013 9:59:31 PM] vishal.b.115: O.o
[24/03/2013 9:59:35 PM] STEF: hes sleeping on my couch lmao
[24/03/2013 9:59:49 PM] Luka: We're talking about him like an animal.
[24/03/2013 9:59:50 PM] vishal.b.115: Stef just wake him up and be like "Hey we're gonna go meet Sudoku's parents"

[24/03/2013 8:48:18 PM] STEF: welp
[24/03/2013 8:48:23 PM] STEF: none of my wiimotes are synced to my wii
[24/03/2013 8:48:32 PM] STEF: i need to take it apart and try to fix the pwr button
[24/03/2013 8:49:06 PM] vishal.b.115: Can't you press the eject button to turn it on momentarily?
[24/03/2013 8:49:14 PM | Edited 8:49:34 PM] vishal.b.115: Or insert a disc. I think inserting a disc turns it on permanently
[24/03/2013 8:49:31 PM] STEF: ...
[24/03/2013 8:49:33 PM] STEF: I never thought of that

[24/03/2013 7:00:12 PM] STEF: I just realized...
[24/03/2013 7:00:24 PM] STEF: Technically I got paid to commentate today
[24/03/2013 7:00:38 PM] vishal.b.115: What'd you commentate, Brawl?
[24/03/2013 7:00:54 PM] STEF: Mario kart
[24/03/2013 7:01:05 PM] vishal.b.115: Damn
[24/03/2013 7:01:06 PM] vishal.b.115: Sounds intense
[24/03/2013 7:01:13 PM] STEF: They didn't wanna start grand finals until I was on deck lmao
[24/03/2013 7:01:22 PM] xLustrous²๖ۜʕᵔᴥᵔʔ シレオン: making paper from commentating livestreams, nice
[24/03/2013 7:01:36 PM] vishal.b.115: Wait
[24/03/2013 7:01:46 PM] vishal.b.115: So are you a professional hollerer?
[24/03/2013 7:02:08 PM] STEF: Well I mean, it was during my ****, so I got to commentate while at work
[24/03/2013 7:02:11 PM] STEF: ...shift*
[24/03/2013 7:02:13 PM] vishal.b.115: ...
[24/03/2013 7:02:14 PM] vishal.b.115: XD
[24/03/2013 7:02:22 PM] STEF: Yeah I'm a professional hollerer
[24/03/2013 7:02:23 PM] vishal.b.115: So you're a professional pooper
[24/03/2013 7:02:28 PM] vishal.b.115: Do you work parties?
[24/03/2013 7:02:53 PM] STEF: Yep. People Order Our Parties
[24/03/2013 7:02:58 PM] vishal.b.115: LOOL

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[12:26:32 AM] STEF: ¡screw u!
[12:26:41 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: No you don't
[12:26:51 AM] STEF: ...God ****ing damn it
[12:26:53 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: XD
[12:27:05 AM] STEF: yeah youre right i think mark might have an issue with that

[12:28:14 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: How long is Ally staying at your place?
[12:28:21 AM] STEF: till wed
[12:28:32 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Wow wut a n00b
[12:28:43 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Gets housed in Toronto, can't even attend a smashfest
[12:28:44 AM] STEF: No your a noob bich ass ****weed
[12:29:05 AM] STEF: Titgargling trash ass
[12:29:16 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: LOL
[12:29:18 AM] STEF: **** im mad.
[12:29:50 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: You tree-****ting horse weiner
[12:38:43 AM] STEF: The hell?
[12:38:47 AM] STEF: That was uncalled for
[12:38:58 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: no
[12:39:08 AM] STEF: ya
[12:39:11 AM] STEF: asshole
[12:39:36 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: LOL
[12:40:13 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: *****
[12:49:14 AM] STEF: **** u

[6:13:02 AM] David Surujpaul: *V115 asks what happened*
*V115 dips*

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[8:48:28 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Yo Aaron do you know any places around Toronto where we can get chicken and waffles?
[8:48:32 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I've never tried it
[8:48:48 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I'm asking you cause you're a black person
[8:48:54 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And black people tend to know about these things
[8:49:00 PM] Blacktwins13: -DEAD-

*10 minutes later*

[8:59:51 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: It's funny how I asked a racist question just for the sake of being funny and now you're buying me lunch

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[7:19:43 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: So apparently Britney Spears is 31 years old
[7:19:53 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I thought she died of old age like 8 times already

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[12:51:56 PM] Blacktwins13: yes you can hear the loud black guy in the blackground
[12:52:10 PM] Blacktwins13: yes i said blackground

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[6:23:03 PM] Damien: sandslash sweeps are the best sweeps
[6:24:08 PM] Blacktwins13: get it to sweep my room :\
[6:24:20 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: mine2
[6:24:25 PM] Marc-Alain "MorKs" Bouchard: I sweep your mama
[6:24:36 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: ok but can you sweep my room first pls

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[10:33:52 PM] Blacktwins13: Japanese>Koreanese>Vietnamese>Chinese
[10:33:56 PM | Edited 10:34:32 PM] Blacktwins13: Thats my tier list
[10:34:00 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Korean, not Koreanese XD
[10:34:17 PM] Blacktwins13: I SAY KOREANESE

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[3:42:23 PM] Jabejazz :V: his lasers shoot reflectors that shoot lasers

 

[pidgezero_one]

[11:00:13 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=T3E9ORuq2Oc#t=791s Stef, listen closely
[11:00:32 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: I may have misheard, but I think the commentator said something about John Madden
[11:01:40 PM] STEF: LOL
[11:01:44 PM] STEF: he did
[11:01:52 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: k good, that means I'm not going crazy
[11:02:45 PM] STEF: so you mean.. you're not going Mad?
[11:02:54 PM] STEF: you're not undergoing some kind of Maddening?
[11:03:08 PM] vishal.b.115: He clearly is, he's just johning about it

 

[infiniteV115]

[12:13:50 AM] [T.T.D] Blacktwins13: today is will's birthday
[12:14:03 AM] [T.T.D] Blacktwins13: wish him a happy birthday ya dinguses
[12:20:20 AM] Tinaye "Tin Man" Dune: Mah n**** Will
[12:20:49 AM | Edited 12:21:32 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Mah n**** won't

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[5:38:06 PM] Jabejazz :V: wtf is a red x
[5:38:21 PM] STEF: well, here's what i've heard about red x
[5:38:31 PM] STEF: -he mains MK and used to main ness and was pretty darn good
[5:38:35 PM] STEF: -he's #5 on our PR
[5:38:41 PM] STEF: -he made bracket at apex and ran off
[5:38:50 PM] STEF: -i've had copious amounts of sex with him
[5:39:06 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: More like Red Sex amirite
[5:39:07 PM] Jabejazz :V: WOW, YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH A FIFTH PLACE
[5:39:12 PM] Jabejazz :V: WOOOOOW
[5:39:15 PM] STEF: -contrary to popular belief, he is NOT a fan of weiners
[5:39:20 PM] Jabejazz :V: LOW STANDARDS PLS
[5:39:22 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And by popular belief
[5:39:26 PM] STEF: -might secretly be john madden in an alternate universe
[5:39:37 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: You mean the belief you had before you guys started dating
[5:39:37 PM] STEF: Jabejazz you think I have low standards? He's the one ****ing a DDD player
[5:39:38 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: XD
[5:39:49 PM] Jabejazz :V: sick burn gurl
[5:39:59 PM] David Surujpaul: lool
[5:40:01 PM] STEF: V i'm not the only one who thought he was a fan of weiners
[5:40:01 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I guess he took the phrase '**** DDD' a little bit too literally amrt
[5:40:02 PM] STEF: ='(
[5:40:04 PM] Jabejazz :V: I chuckled

 

[pidgezero_one]

[5:40:43 PM] vishal.b.115: Do you wear a big red robe and weild a humongous hammer when you guys are doing the nasty
[5:41:00 PM] vishal.b.115: And do you throw orange pillows at him
[5:41:03 PM] STEF: yeah V i do, that's the one cosplay i actually havent worn to A&C yet
[5:41:11 PM] David Surujpaul: lol
[5:41:19 PM] Jabejazz :V: da bes
[5:41:30 PM] STEF: because when i wear that costume mark just can't seem to resist me and i dont want to get arrestedfor public indecency and fired from my job
[5:41:33 PM] vishal.b.115: And do you use swa- ok nvm I'm stopping here
[5:41:34 PM] Jabejazz :V: HONEY I WANT TO DO THE DDD TONIGHT
[5:42:03 PM] STEF: You could say I "hammered" him
[5:42:03 PM] Jabejazz :V: she b-reverses it for mind games
[5:42:36 PM] STEF: JOKES ON ALL Y'ALL I'M ACTUALLY A JIGGLYPUFF PLAYER
[5:42:43 PM] STEF: STEF rollouts out the door and off into the sunset
[5:42:50 PM] Jabejazz :V: Jokes on you, you're actually a puff player
[5:42:54 PM] vishal.b.115: LOL
[5:42:56 PM] STEF: touché3

 

[pidgezero_one]

[5:47:45 PM | Edited 5:47:56 PM] STEF: okay next smaskboards name [MLG|MBUS|NFL]John Madden
[5:47:59 PM] STEF: 25 characters
[5:48:19 PM] vishal.b.115: Typical Stef, using 25 characters
[5:48:31 PM] STEF: idk pidgezero_one was a pretty good t- OH SHUT THE HELL UP V

 

[pidgezero_one]

[11:33:33 PM] vishal.b.115: ...You know I think I might also be my favourite zero suit
[11:33:54 PM] vishal.b.115: I'm really good.
[11:33:47 PM] vishal.b.115: And I 0-deathed Ally and stuff
[11:33:59 PM] STEF: But can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
[11:34:11 PM] vishal.b.115: Dammit Staf I'm not Salem
[11:34:15 PM] vishal.b.115: Stop expecting such things from me
[11:34:18 PM] STEF: freeeeeeeeeee

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[4/18/2013 11:24:47 PM] HellO'Connor: zhao so good
[4/18/2013 11:24:51 PM] Mr.L: zhao is boss
[4/18/2013 11:24:55 PM] HellO'Connor: no
[4/18/2013 11:24:58 PM] HellO'Connor: boss is boss

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[6:28:51 PM] swordgard: whos jabejazz?
[6:28:56 PM] Jabejazz :V: the guy you carried in dubs :V
[6:29:03 PM] Jabejazz :V: I feel offended
[6:29:11 PM] Stroumbert: Forgetful SG is forgetful.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[4:17:45 PM] HolyNightmare: Ally stole the hair I cut down and glued it together to make a wig, that's why his hair is alway a mess.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[1:34:49 AM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: I can't believe I'm saying this but
[1:34:57 AM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: The reason that rest didn't kill last stock is because IT WAS STALE
[1:34:58 AM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: REST WAS STALE