Why does this remind me of The Three Stooges?
Anyway, I should learn Spanish too... and Jamaican Patois... and Cajun French... and how to do a Scottish accent. Why? 'Cause I like messing with others. Man, it'd be funny if some scammer called and I just spoke like a Scotsman and they had no idea what I was saying or if I went to the UK and people asked me if I was an American and I'd start talking like I was from the Caribbeans or Jamaica. Spanish, however, is the only one that's not going to be used to mess with people. That and maybe Italian or something.