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Chuck Norris Jokes...

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ScottSadistic

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not really a game...but well...just a place where u can make chuck norris jokes. XD. ill start...

the classic one...

When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he is not moving. he is pushing the world up and down.
 
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Chuck Norris is the pinnacle of awesomeness,manliness,and bada**ery. All of the people in the world that are a part of one of those categories are said to be decendants of Chuck Norris.
 
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My personal favorite- A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

and another good one-Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
 
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Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting: Chuck Norris goes KILLING.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's butter.

Remember the Soviet Union? They quit after watching an episode of Texas Ranger.

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin' 'bout.
 
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
 
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mrb1tch3s

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When God said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris made him say please.
Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
 
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