Smashboards

Then he said "Grab all money, grab all the roubles"
I go "what? "Then I look around and we we're robbing the bar cart."
" The bar tender was standing like this, everyone was against the wall and I'm just sitting behind the wall will a handful of roubles, a bottle of vodka and a thing of bread going 'holy ****...'"

I had to skip some parts smh

My teacher Val comes to our first class cart, opens the door and says "I need to talk to you right now! You're in big trouble! Your classmates have told me what happened..."
Big Igor takes a sip of vodka, spits in her eyes and goes
"No one talks to the Machine like that."

I walked out, and it's that moment where they find the ash on your body and you're going to jail forever. It's that moment when your ass hole gets cold and you say "This is it" I get up to the trailer and the cop looks at me.
"I understand you're the machine..."
"Yep..."
"Tonight you party with us"

"So the cops did nothing??"
"****in nothing. They were so excited to meet the Machine"

tbh if I was a cop I'd be pretty excited to meet the Machine too

lmao me too

Like, some foreigner who can't even understand the native language and yells I AM THE MACHINE is an 11/10

I wonder what people will think when they come onto your profile and look at this entire comment chain without having watched the video

and to think this started with me just asking if that was Nina in your avi lmao

how we escalated from the original topic so fast bhahahaha

omg we're like FE stand-up pals now

omg I just saw this https://youtu.be/NxdZdKu_yQo

"He was doing that crab run where he was like pfjjqhddhehjf"

//insert angry Ryoma + Astra

also dat ending

"Crabs, hold on.... asjfrkjfj crabs represent dktnfjrnh.......

dude you're gay"

#leokumi

omg I think that was my very first one lol

"He wasn't wearing loafers,was he?"
"OH NO. That means you're a mega-ultra super hero gay"

Yesterday I saw this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtJoyPAlI1k

It ain't LeoKumi, but I found it hilarious imo

"I told you to say 2 cuss words, you said 76 of them"

I'm literally using up my phone data just binging on Fates stand ups rn hELP

haha I'll give yew some recommendations~

This one's pretty great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXOlp_farW8

And this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zmRFvlDuX0

oooo I've seen the airport one but omg the spelling bee

"What's the plural for moose"
"MOOSEN"

also I see yew hath joineth the critkumi crew

WELCOME

Are there cookies in the critkumi crew :oo

And I want to make my custom title relating to Leokumi lol
Should I make it 'Leo's little pineapple'?

no but we have unlimited supply of pineapples :^)

that title could work but if it were me I would have it as "Leo's angry pineapple" instead lmao

OMG ANGRY PINEAPPLE BRB

oh yeah in other news I joined a massive cosplay group that's planning on doing all the Fates characters for a convention next year

and somehow, Rhajat's now on my cosplay backlog.

RIP MY DREAMS OF COSPLAYING PERI THEY WERE SHATTERED

idek why I'm telling you this I guess I just remembered you mentioning that you'd cosplay Soleil or something lmao

Oh yeah I remember that. I'm actually trying to make a cosplay of the yuri gorl. I was just interested in cosplaying and it just looked fun lol.

But I'm sure yew can make an amazing Rhajat sisT~

I mean, if you have any tips that'd be cool for a scroob like me