Smashboards

It's a premium membership feature. You can set a playable character as the background for your posts.

I am now jelly. I'd make you a PB & J out of all my Jelly. l: ( I want the doge in my background

Are you planning on going premium and doing this yourself? You don't have to stay jelly forever.

If I go premium, I won't be the decent toothbrush on the store rack anymore. I'd get promoted to OraBrush status & be exclusive to those who heard about me. Only then would I discontinue my forever young jelly.

Sounds like plus to me. Who wants to be owned by poor people?

The other toothbrushes I used to be stocked by. Then I took a promotion to the tongue & got an Orabrush. They're HYESZ

I've never tried an Orabrush. I'll have to look it up sometime. Hopefully they come in white or pink.

Your avatar would look decently fine using a pink orabrush. Scientifically, orabrushes solve 90% of bad breath, so it's worth take it from me~
The bristly micro-fibers scraping across your tongue is definitely oodles of weird first time.

Well, now you've convinced me. I hope they're giving you commission.

I'm getting oral benefits. *pac-man wink*

I suppose you are reaping the benefits.

Came back 5 minutes, no. 6 minutes later realizing what I actually typed & put 2 & 2 together in 12 different scenarios together. I apologize for that suggestive post, as was not my original plan. o_o
Sorry but thank you, my edited post would of looked like:

"I'm not getting much, just killing gingivitis, I never treat murder like a good thing, unless I'm killing gingivitis!"