Recent content by Jammer

Yeah, BIG surprise here... Tsukuyomi, what window manager or style or whatever are you using to get your desktop to look like that?

I play video games because I have this fantasy of being able to jump really high that I can't fulfill in real life. Actually, I don't play many video games, but when I do, it's mostly because there's not much else to do. I do play them a lot when I'm with other people, though.

My little sister once put a whole tub of Vaseline (petroleum jelly) in her hair. She was like 5 years old. It stayed there for a couple months, even though my mom tried all these super-strong shampoos, including one that hadn't been FDA-approved yet or something (it was all very exciting). I'm...

Kinlap and Lixivium: Windows 98? Uck. Get Linux. It's free, and it does everything better than those two. I think Wine pretty much supports every program made for Win 98. Both Eor's and Sensai's desktop backgrounds are super sexy. I love the styles of each of them, but especially Eor's. I'd get...

Zapdos, congratulations on getting a plastic cup for your birthday! You seem to really like it. Also, love the hair, including the facial hair. Reyairia, you're purty. That dimple on your chin is very cute.

That's interesting... The way I always interpreted that "You have already committed adultery with her in your heart" verse, it only counts if you actually fantasize about finding that woman and having sex with her, and of course it's only adultery if you're already married. I think...

It's pronounced...um.... Well, I always thought of it as "BAH-AH-MUHT" in my head. After looking at it, I'd say that it should be pronounced "buh-HA-muht". Is that right?

Okay, here is my little ultimatum: Vista, if the guide that Sensai used to delete Windows Calendar involved bypassing your security features in a way that you would not knowingly authorize, I will never use you, ever. Because then you would suck so bad it wouldn't even be funny (anymore)...

Well, if your state/country has tests similar to New York State, you'll have to drive around some streets, stop at a few crosswalks (always wait for the pedestrians to cross, even if they wave at you to go), navigate on some one-way streets, parallel park, signal with your arm out the window (I...

Sounds to me like it's more likely the robber was a student sent from the classroom to save you all. Sorry that happened to you, FireWater. I know how it feels to have a bike stolen, but never a car, and never two things at once (car and iPod).

I believe that manatees (sea cows) have one less vertebra than other mammals. I seem to be having trouble finding proof of this on the net, though. Also, it's spelled "vertebrae", not "vertibrae". Just so we all know.

Nope! The point is that it's fun and easy for other people to type, not me. I only type my own username rarely, anyway. And "dasfdasf" is much easier to pronounce than "eaoueaou", or the mirrorimage "tsnhtsnh". For QWERTY users, type "We fear a few dwarf watercraft stewardesses were regarded...

Is the Interesting Facts Thread Trophy the biggest award? If so, I'm flattered. Well, I'm still flattered if it's not. Man, I always think it's silly when people get excited about getting awards over the internet, like the Wikipedia Barnstars, that cost nothing and are not in any way official...

Remember? Omfgomfg is the one who thinks sex is bad (yes, I know, omfgomfg, that's not exactly what you said). I would expect him to dislike porn and masturbation. I watch porn rarely. Like, maybe once every two months or so. I feel like I'm missing out on something, and then I watch some...

As I'm from Buffalo, I'd like to see what pictures you've taken of my (not really) beautiful city, and the surrounding area (where I actually live). To tell you the truth, though, the time that you went here, the snow wasn't really that beautiful, like you say in your location ("From the...