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More pies? For every one pie you wish for from now, I shall kill you I wish all the wishes after mine are to be corrupted

Granted, but i kill Charlie and mount his genitals on my maantlepiece I wish for a large evil banana split

Granted, but as a reslut everytime you walk out into the street people begin burtsing into laughter and you must put up with me beside you, pointing at you and saying 'look a C O C K but much smaller' I wish the I didn't have a cold

Granted, but the Smash players are pros, but they don't **** around, for every match they beat you in they take one of your limbs, and hand them to me. I wish I didn't have to do this gay assignment

wtf was that lol?

Granted.........Pun I wish Pat Stinkerson would drink his own urine, but he would just get off on that wouldn't he?

Granted but all the games you get are cheap imports involving mario in a luigi costume battling giant ******* with a cup and ball made of silicon, and like that movie 'Stay Alive' whatever happens in the game happens to you. And the giant ******* rip your legs off (not you arms because i have...

I was shot in the face but i did not die, I'm like the villian from 007, he had a metal skull. So therefore i take you arms by force back and you lie unconcious on the ground. Granted, although you must live a life with no arms I wish I was uncorruptable

Granted but instead of stitching your arms back, i instead beat you unconcious with them and while you are knocked out i take my heart back. I wish the Red Hot Chili Peppers came to my house and we had tea

Granted, but now you have no arms I wish I got some goodnight sleep

Granted, but your lalptop becomes beserk and eats you. I wish Meteor Master's name was change to Tingle lover

Granted but i kill you for corrupting my corruption, but not just kill you, I kill you with a magic time flux gun, causing time to reverse and sending MM back to his hellish prison I wish Meteor Master would corrupt my wish (mwahahah)

Granted, though you realize that you accidentally consumed a Tingle earlier, and you proceed to pooping it out, the Tingle quivering with rage summons its map drawing skills and banishes you back into the hellish alternate dimension to which I sent you earlier, seeing my oppurtunity, I slit all...

Granted, but since everyone posts on here and love it so much, when the game ends the posters are driven insane and go on a giant rampage, killing everyone and then they form a large mob to hunt you down for making this wish, they then proceed to tip lava down your throat and leave you body for...

granted, but then suddenly you get hit by a meteor and it sends out a huge time flux which causes the world to collaspe on itself, effectively ripping you from the fabric of existence and erasing every action you ever commited, so therefore a massive universal paradox occurs and technically you...