You're Banned! And I'm still alive and kicking after all these years!

[KingofPhantoms]

Banned for running a constitution.

 

[Mari]

Banned for OBJECTION!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Banned for referencing Ace Attorney.

 

[Substitution]

Banned for unintentionally referencing Ace Attorney...
...Or did you mean to...

 

[PATH O__o]

Banned for posting a youtube video.

 

[Substitution]

Banned for ruining this moment...
...Unless you wanted to, because your Phantom's alibi!

 

[PATH O__o]

Banned because... I-I don't know what you're talking about >.>

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Banned for being oblivious to the current situation.

 

[Substitution]

Banned for admitting your crime!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Banned because now I don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Substitution]

Banned for not knowing.

...But if you need a recap, here's the file papers:
[COLLAPSE="The Story"] My client was claimed to have stolen a "coffee maker" containing secrets to the Holy Grail. I, however, believe you (a baker) stole it, with Path (a banker) as your lookout. Mari, the prosecutor, believes otherwise. As she believes that my client stole it behind our backs and conned me into believing it's (or, him, to plants even have genders) story. Which you have just admitted to.[/COLLAPSE]
There, hope you've refreshed your memory.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Banned because that was actually the work of the Headless Horseman and my my account was being used by the Headless Horseman until a few minutes ago. Thus I am innocent.

 

[Substitution]

Banned because you have no proof...

 

[Fluttershy]

banned because we ain't get no satisfaction proof

 

[PATH O__o]

Banned because double negative. You therefore admitted you have proof!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Banned because I do not need proof because whatever I say is fact and law.

 

[Metalbro]

Banned because once again, what I say is Law.

 

[Mari]

Banned because what the mods say is Law.

 

[Substitution]

Banned because he's the judge who's named Law.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Banned because I'm a Luxray now.

 

[Substitution]

Banned for still being the same user. Thus nothing has changed.

 

[Mari]

Banned because doing nothing will change nothing.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Banned for not following the advice of the Magic Conch.

 

[Mari]

Banned because when is it a mistake to take your toys away?

 

[Substitution]

Banned for not acknowledging the nostalgia you clearly are lacking at this moment.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Banned for partaking in the madness that is currently happening in the SSB4 rumors and leaks thread.

 

[Substitution]

Banned because it's too much fun.

 

[PATH O__o]

Banned for having fun.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Banned for prompting me to sing the F.U.N. song. "F" is for Fire that BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN, "U" is for Uranium. Bombs! "N" is for No survivors, WHEN YOU- (shot)

 

[PATH O__o]

Banned for making me laugh.

 

[Metalbro]

Banned for having fun.

 

[Substitution]

Banned for being banned.

 

[Metalbro]

Banned cuz I aint banned son

(inb4obv "Now you are")

 

[Mari]

Banned for banception.

 

[Substitution]

Banned because I already banned banception, which is a ban it itself.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Banned because ban overload.

 

[Substitution]

Banned because

 

[Fluttershy]

Banned for not hitting the "any key"

 

[Substitution]

Banned cause I can't find the "any key"!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Banned for discussing keys.