You know you've played too much smash when...

[JPOBS]

You know you've played to much melee when you automatically start looking for advanced techniques in every game you play, even rpg's

So freaking true.

In lego star wars, if you do the down aerial attack, it has massive lag. My first thought was "how the **** do i cancel this atack?" But you can quickly cancel the animation by pressing L to switch characters then R to switch back.
Figuring out advanced techniques in random games ftw.

 

[Mr.Jackpot]

Everything in this thread.

 

[CloneHat]

So freaking true.

In lego star wars, if you do the down aerial attack, it has massive lag. My first thought was "how the **** do i cancel this atack?" But you can quickly cancel the animation by pressing L to switch characters then R to switch back.
Figuring out advanced techniques in random games ftw.

This so much. Don't forget the instant jump attack to break the bosses' guards.

 

[ShroudedOne]

My friend is in break dancing. So she was talking one day about planking.

Guess what I thought of.

 

[Gallo69]

Your girl asks you to go smash... You think of a video game <_<

 

[Pi]

honestly it's just frustrating now to play games where you can't tech
like i just fall and bounce on the ground every time? nothing i can do about it? Zzz nty

 

[GhllieShdeKnife]

Your girl asks you to go smash... You think of a video game <_<

1.What is this?
2. You know you play too much smash when you are dissappointed you cant moonwalk
and you dont like dancing

 

[Gallo69]

1.What is this?
2. You know you play too much smash when you are dissappointed you cant moonwalk
and you dont like dancing

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smash
http://www.internetslang.com/SMASH.asp

Prob not common slang where you're from.

 

[GhllieShdeKnife]

maybe it is
doesn't sound very classy eh?
maybe you can guess what country im from now lol

 

[Big Pookie]

when you hear that LMFAO song that goes "everyday i'm shufflin" and you picture fox or falcon SHFFLing back and forth on FD

 

[Ghostbone]

When people say fair and you think of forward-airs.

 

[GhllieShdeKnife]

when you hear that LMFAO song that goes "everyday i'm shufflin" and you picture fox or falcon SHFFLing back and forth on FD

that song sucks so bad except for that part

 

[ShroudedOne]

When you're playing Truth or Dare, and you can only think of Falco.

 

[Mr Wizzrobe]

When someone says "All's fair in love and war," and all you can think of is Sheik.

 

[GhllieShdeKnife]

*insert random fair pun here*

 

[Krynxe]

*insert random fair pun here*

Hey, that isn't fair.

 

[GhllieShdeKnife]

that put a smile on my face.

 

[Hydro_Smasher]

when people are like, "whats your favorite dance style?"

and I come along butting in and say


DASH DANCING

and then I run back and forth in place like having a seizure coated with rabies. and then they walk away

also I make tons of commentary refferences to people who haev no idea what im talking about

for example; if my highschool football team gets ***** or is down points I say

DONT GO DOWN THERE JEFF

BRING IT BACK JEFF

DONT DO IT FOR THE CROWD DO IT FOR YOU JEFF!

WE AINT NERVOUS

 

[Mr.Jackpot]

When you're playing Truth or Dare, and you can only think of Falco.

When someone says "All's fair in love and war," and all you can think of is Sheik.

This actually happens to me. Do I need professional help?

 

[Problem2]

You sell your blood to go to a Melee tournament.

I donated plasma once to afford the travel. :o

 

[Wake]

I donated plasma once to afford the travel. :o

hahaha That is amazing!

 

[Van.]

when you can multishine

on an unrelated note i whisper frame data to myself when i'm in the sack. helps me last longer

 

[crush]

When you ledgecamp in friendlies.

I have a feeling this one is just me tho.

 

[GhllieShdeKnife]

wow van hmmm
you might be on to something

 

[-ACE-]

when you can multishine

on an unrelated note i whisper frame data to myself when i'm in the sack. helps me last longer

rofl. just think about ganondorf.

 

[Rockenos]

when you're too lazy to unplug the gamecube from your TV and plug in the 360 for Halo or MvC3 and you instead decide just to play Wind Waker
Then you quickly double tap up on the control stick AND YOU WAVEDASH

THEN YOU CAN'T STOP PLAYING FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK BECAUSE YOU'RE ON A MISSION TO CLEAR THE GAME USING ONLY WAVEDASHING FOR MOVEMENT


Edit: Also, to last longer in the sack all you gotta do is remember that one time you played Brawl
How could you possibly ever get off after that?

 

[GhllieShdeKnife]

uhh why did you mention brawl
total boner-killer

 

[ShroudedOne]

When you ledgecamp in friendlies.

I have a feeling this one is just me tho.

I wobble in friendlies when I use ICs.

 

[40secondz]

when you get released from the hospital and the first thing you want to do is play smash.

 

[-Ice-]

you hear dreamlands music even whene there is nothing smash related near you

 

[kevo]

I was doing a physics problem once and the answer was 1.25 seconds. I said "75 frames"

 

[Rush]

A few days ago I was on the bus and I saw a United Way sign on the ad panels. It was this:

The first thing I thought: No Johns.

LOL I'm a terrible person.

 

[Kroppkakor]

dashdancing in other games

Excacly what I do lol.

 

[a nub]

When you find out protoman can waveland moonwalk in the ice level in megaman 10

 

[Mr.Jackpot]

I was doing a physics problem once and the answer was 1.25 seconds. I said "75 frames"

lol that's awesome!

 

[the_CAM_factor]

when you realize it is 3am and not only are you playing ness, but your opponent is playing game and watch...

 

[kevo]

lol that's awesome!

How long does it take a ball to drop 30m to the ground?

"149 frames (106 frames fastfalling, 152 frames ASDI)"

 

[Mr.Jackpot]

You just made my day.

 

[Lukahn]

"Sry mom, can't be there for your birthday, gotta go on smashfest ".
Same thing with your 5 yo brother.

 

[Glöwworm]

When you travel to another area such as a city, state, or country and the first thing you do is check out the local Smash scene.

And if you say otherwise, YOU'RE LYING.