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you know your addicted to SSBM when...

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Ness King of Hyrule

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The ver fun forum game, make a list of reasons when you know your addicted to SSBM, last time I saw this on another forum, (not SSBM) we hit over 600. Ill start...

1. you know your addicted to SSBM when... the you walk out into your hallway, see a gun man shooting at you, and attempt to wave dash behind him and chain throw him.

2. you see a kid coming back from baseball wearing a red baseball cap and carrying a bat, so you grab a stick, hit him with the end of it and and begin to yell "OMG TIPPERED NOOB!"

3. you enter and international boxing tornment, and get knocked out in the first round, when you wake up in the hospital, you ask the docter "What noob set the damage ratio that high!"

4. in a parade you see and large pink ballon, you run done the street yelling "Wop! Wop! Wop!"

5. during a gun fight, you always jump into the air before firing.

6. you tear vegatables out of your neighbors garden and throw them at them, then you beat them with a plastic sword untill the police arrive, you jump into the air and begin ramming yourself into the house, attempting to get out of the cops reach.

7. you fall off a cliff, but you dont worry because you have 2 stock left and your oppenetent is a smash happy noob.

8. when your math teacher tells you to take a test, you jump over your desk and spin around in a circle while yelling "HAAA!" " HAAAA!" "HAAAA!"

9. you know your REALLY addicted to SSBM when... #8 happens, then your math teacher wave shines you down to the princples.

10. you see a car about to crash into you, and attemp to stop it by throwing shards of glass and yelling "Tu!", thinking that the car will clank.

11. you go to a car race, run out into the track in front of the announcers booth, and tell them to stop the race because its on a non-neutral stage.

Countinue on with #12 and so on.
 

GaNoNdOrFgUrL

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#13- when u go to someone's house for the first time, and u spot a gamecube, the first thing that comes to mind is "DO U HAVE MELEE?!?!?!!!"
 

commonyoshi

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GaNoNdOrFgUrL said:
#13- when u go to someone's house for the first time, and u spot a gamecube, the first thing that comes to mind is "DO U HAVE MELEE?!?!?!!!"
<.< >.> ... There's nothing wrong with that! :mad:

#14 When you find a blowing tree and you yell at it for moving your position.
 

Seed of Sorrow

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16: You think that you can do flips in the air because if you land on your face, you will take no damage and be returned to your normal standing position
 
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14. When you bring a longsword to the local streetfight, and attempt to Ken-Combo your way to victory.

15. When you actualy succeded at doing that.
 

Matt

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We have a separate room for this. Mov'd.

21. You have a debate about Yoshi's gender, given his questionable fertility. You also debate if it's culturally acceptable (in Yoshi Land) to abort your own babies.
 

GaNoNdOrFgUrL

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commonyoshi said:
<.< >.> ... There's nothing wrong with that! :mad:

#14 When you find a blowing tree and you yell at it for moving your position.
i never said there was anything wrong with that... ._.

anyways...


#23- When u get punched in the face and ur really really beaten up you wonder why u dont go flying up in the air and bouncing off the walls. XD
 

GaNoNdOrFgUrL

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D-20 Dice said:
26. You make a topic like this...

Sorry.
so true...haha


wellll...

# 27. when u think hitting someone with a baseball bat is gonna go flying 89579837938 miles away..but u only result in breaking the person's body..or killing him/her/it.
 

leafgreen386

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GaNoNdOrFgUrL said:
# 27. when u think hitting someone with a baseball bat is gonna go flying 89579837938 miles away..but u only result in breaking the person's body..or killing him/her/it.
yeah I hate when that happens

30. When you get into a gunfight, you ask your opponent, "MM?"
 

MASAHIROx

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31. after training for a long time...you do combos in yr head as your trying to go to sleep
32. you randomly relate charcters with peoples personalities...big football jock=peach/jiggs, scary fat drama dude=gannon, punk /straight edge rocker= faclo, geek=fox/shiek, starbuck employee= ness/jiggs
 

Bahamut

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Vulpine51 said:
#29- when your girlfriend is on smashboards (unrelated to #28)
Guilty. She's my fiancee, but still, guilty.

#33: You practice falling out of a tree, and try to tech your landing.
 

lanky_gunner

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38: you hit a girl up in the air and you try to pause so you can get that sweet shot of her underwear

39: you try to eat other people to gain their powers

40: you attempt the luigi missle

41: you misfire
 

tails3535

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42. you pick up a packing box and throw at your best friend hoping to ko him with the "items".
 

Fox mcloud owns

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Dang it number 13 is me! SRSLY! 43. You grab a star and think you are invincible. * don't know if this has been posted*
 

Wave⁂

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44. you have a total of 10 melee discs because the guy at the store wont let you see the discs and you MUST have every version of smash!

45. you promise your self you'll play at least 5 matches of smash each day <.< guilty

46. you download every smash video you can find that's long that 1 minute >.> guilty

47. you write an essay about it for your homewrok ^_^ uhh...maybe...
 

Vulpine51

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#50. You name your pet after your main. "Here Fox! Here boy!"

#51. You name your child after your main. "Roy! Go to your room!"
 

Seed of Sorrow

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#54: You hit your neighbor with your garden's flowers in an attempt to make a flower sprout off thier face, all while saying to yourself, "The harder I hit them the larger the flower will grow".
 

Vulpine51

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#57. If you ever used the phrase "4 stocked" in a conversation not involving smash

#58. You whistle the Dream Land 64 stage song by accident. (guilty)
 

Seed of Sorrow

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59: when explosives materialze above you, out of thin air, and go off in your face. That happens to me so many times in the game.

60: You pelt sizzling bacon at the mailman in the morning
61: You attempt to contort your body into a morph ball (guilty!........................of course I'm not guilty! Who would try to do that?!?!)
 
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