Wish Corruptor

[rinisan]

Uhhhh... Wish denied...

I wish I could find the time to Play Sonic Generations.

You can not deny wishes in this thread. It's the rule!

 

[Jasou]

I wish you'd follow the rules of this thread and make a wish.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but now you're out of wishes
I wish I could stop procrastinating

 

[Mypantisgone]

Granted,You will do everything yestersay.


I wish to get an answer about my last wish :C

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but it ends up being a horrible answer that you can't understand.

I wish I wasn't related to my cousins from my dad's side.

 

[Mari]

Granted, but now you must eat only chicken for 5 years.

I wish someone would answer my last wish.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but you have to eat 100 bananas within 10 mins.

I wish I can see that, hahaha.

 

[BirthNote]

Granted, but it'll be the last thing you see...

I wish that from this day forward, 2012 would bring nothing but great surprises.

 

[Mari]

Granted, But the world will end in December.

I wish I could have angel wings.

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but it's only a temporary power up and you realize that when your too high up.

I wish I could control time.

 

[Mari]

Granted, but Dialga will be pissed.

I wish I could Go to Next E3...

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but every game will be a Mario party title....EVERY GAME......
I wish I was invincible from now til forever

 

[Pyra]

Granted. You get launched into space. You live, but you still can't breathe. Forever.

I wish you could understand the beauty of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0bkI4Ns2fI&feature=related .

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but then along comes another amusing enigma called "Doctor Wheuss"

i wish i could think of something for this other than "the fish was delish and it made quite a dish".

Spoiler

you'd think after 2 years...

 

[Pyra]

Granted. As soon as you think about something else, though, your mind explodes into 200 pieces. You have to set off on an epic adventure to collect all of them. RPG style.

I feel like making another abomination, so I wish Smashfan666 gets fused with the next poster that isn't him.

 

[Mypantisgone]

Granted but the results want to marry you.


I wish rinisian wouldn't always wish to see that and corrupt wishes by making you die.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Wish granted, but then my corruptors start making you die, painfully
I wish death didn't exist

 

[Pyra]

Granted, but torture still does. Anyone past the age of 100 is kidnapped and tortured for the rest of their existence.

I wish I could make a decent Let's Play.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Wish Granted, but it will be a decent let's play of superman 64 that everyone will hate
I wish I still had my working N64

 

[Mari]

Granted, But you must run in a giant hamster wheel to make it work.

I wish I Could Be a Pokemon Trainer.

 

[Pyra]

Granted. Your entire team is a group of Magikarps which can't evolve because they have everstones implanted in their brains.

I wish everyone on this forum was a hot babe.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but they are all transexuals
I wish I had some money

 

[Pyra]

Granted. You are now 1 penny richer.

I wish I had hormones that didn't get me in trouble often.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but now you're going into reverse puberty
I wish my Smash 4 roster was the exact roster in the game, & I get to play with everyone of them

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but the changes he made to the game were so bad that you don't even wanna play them. (I really hope i'm not jinxing it by saying that)

I wish that Smash 4 will be a great game and I will be able to get my hands on a copy.

 

[Pyra]

Granted, but your body heat from your hands melt the disc.


I wish I didn't have to wake up so early for this debate thing.

 

[Mypantisgone]

Granted,it starts at 11 a.m. but stop at 10 a.m.


I wish people wouldn't look at me like a weirdo because i can shape my fingers in a weird way when i know a decent amount of other people who can do it.Especially girls,"OMG i don't wanna touch it seems gross your fingers are broken or what!?!?!!!?!!11!"

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you now snap your fingers normally, but you cause logic-defying havoc when you do.

i wish for a fish in a dish to swish said fish while i make it delish.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but the fish in the dish will not taste delish, it will smell like p*ss & you will never get kissed

I wish another Earthbound/Mother game would be made for the WiiU & would be spectacular

 

[Pyra]

Granted. The main antagonist is my avatar.
Is that not spectacular enough for you? It is for me.

I wish I had better things to do than to study MafiaWiki as to not be zombielike and overly-sensitive due to lack of energy or sleep or composure in the next one i'm in.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but once you go to sleep....there's no waking up
I wish this forum had a quote notifier like they do for PM's >_>

 

[Pyra]

Granted but you get quoted so much your processor explodes. Yeah. THAT much.

I wish the next poster typed in morse code.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

11011 101 000 1011 10101 101010 01 001

I could swim without drowning everytime

 

[Pyra]

That's binary!

And granted. Instead of drowning when you swim, your limbs pop off.

I wish VictoryIsMudkipz was the next poster.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

FUUU
Granted, but I won't be the next poster
I wish I was a wish

 

[Pyra]

Granted, but now you're... corrupted.

I wish Smashfan666 and VictoryIsMudkipz had a giant mecha battle to the death. :D

 

[BirthNote]

Granted, and you're in the middle of it.

I wish for an arm that grew out of my leg!

 

[Pyra]

Granted. You grow a leg out of your ear first, then an arm out of that leg.


I wish for world peace.

 

[Shorts]

Granted, but everyone is the same religion, political party, and the world is stagnant. Innovation dies.

I wish for a bag of delicious bear claws. Almond and brown sugar please.

 

[Pyra]

Granted. They're actually claws still attached to a living bear though. At least they're Almond and Brown Sugar. And yes, they are all in a bag. A really really big bag.

I wish for a world without ignorant people calling ignorant people ignorant.