Wish Corruptor

[TheRedneck]

Granted but the fees make you go bankrupt just because you are tierd of waiting for a thing to load.........loser.



I wish I could eat what is in my current avatar.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but the thing is poison and you die...=o

I wish I live inside Bill Gates' house.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but you never asked Bill Gates for permission, and his security officers constantly chase you down the hallways.

I wish for free breakfast pizzas!! O_o;; *twitch*

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but in a week, you have to much fat from the pizzas and end up having to have life-ending surgery.

I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but your body will quickly fill up with toxins, as there is no way to dispose of the waste.

I wish my sinuses weren't so devious.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but then your face is extra devious.

I wish Dr.Sloth wouldn't respond to my replies so often.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, but it only makes the pop-ups, viruses, and spyware faster and more numerous.

I wish I were a girl.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but you you turn out to be an embarrasment to the girls and they hunt you down. ! CATFIGHT !

I wish Resting_Fox wouldn't wish he was a girl.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but he starts wishing for other odd commodities.

I wish more people would participate in this game.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but their computers catch viruses.

I wish I had more money than you.

 

[3.14159]

granted, but now I have no money so you have none either. wait...

I wish I had money.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but you only recieve a few pennies.

I wish for a million bucks.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but Pi steals your money.

I wish I was phat.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but somebody removes the P in "phat" and you're left with a hat. A rather phat hat.

I wish people would stop whining about gas prices.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but then they be bawling and calling, and you stay right gurl, and when he get on he leaves yo' --- fo' a white gurl.


i wish kanye would calm down.

 

[3.14159]

granted, but this requires the emotion from him to be subphysically transferred through a subdimension into another mind, causing me to become even more crazy.

I wish i had the buttered cole slaw with meatloaf enchilladas and swedish dialect.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but they're from McDonald's

I wish healthy food that taseted good was cheap and available

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but the food is only healthy to the company that made it.

I wish thunderstorms would stop knocking out the power in my house during the spring.

 

[PokeRoyale]

Granted, but spring is so overrated anyway....


I wish i had the complete first five seasons of my favorite comedies.

 

[dsi1]

Granted but you can only watch them once

I wish no one could wish

 

[Bahamut]

Granted.

*CLOSED*

*OPENS*

I wish my dryer would stop eating my socks.

 

[PokeRoyale]

Granted, but they start eating ur food.

I wish that Christmas was heere already.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but no one got u anything


I wish that I was popular in 10th grade

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but your reputation takes a U-turn in 11th grade.

I wish I didn't oversleep so much.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted but you turn insomniac, fear that your pillow will swallow you,[ scraping you allong it's jagged array of teeth which crave your human blood, that your bed is filled with maggots crawling, that the next time you blink, your head will explode,] and are sent to a mental institution where a bald guy named Alex won't stop sticking his finger in your belly button, for the rest of your life.

I wish I could be a bird and fly far far away.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but you fly so far away that you become lost in the middle of the ocean. You can't fly forever, so you decide to sleep with the fishes.

I wish for a million wishes.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but you default on the loan and they are reposessed.

I wish for a billion fishes.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but the ocean's natural ecosystem is disrupted in the process, and you end up living in a world without fish sticks.

I wish cafeteria food in schools actually tasted good.

 

[dmagus5152]

Granted, but then you'd have to sacrifice good out-of-school food... doesn't that suck?

I wish for ... a bit of venison.

 

[Gamer4Fire]

Granted, but it is rancid and covered in maggots. And not the good kind of maggots either!

I wish for world peace and harmony.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but in 2 years, the worlds leaders will all declare nuclear war against one another, and the earth will b split into many small peices.

I wish to b the ruler of the world!

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but you failed to specify which world you want to rule, so you end up ruling some made-up world with lots of flowers and donut-shaped buildings.

I wish I had a job. x_x

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

Your wish is granted, but you get fired the very next day

I wish I could live forever

 

[Resting_Fox]

granted but you perceive time at a rate of 7x10^1000010000100101000010000100001001001000010 times that of a normal person, thus, the entire cosmos passes in a heartbeat and you are left with an eternal oblivion. Have Fun.

I wish i hadn't exploded.

 

[falcoX]

granted, you were burnied at the stake (Srry)

I wish i Was good with the ladies...

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but you end up even better with the gentlemen.

I wish I had the ability to teleport.

 

[Xx swift xX]

granted, but you only have a range of 3 inches.

I wish I could run 50 mph without getting tired.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but if you happen to run over 50 mph, you'll accidentally cause a rift in the space-time continuum and transport yourself... back to the future.

I wish I could fly like Superman.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but you will become blind and smash into everything in your path, eventually killing you.

I wish i had psi powers like ness

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but strange things start to happen, and you begin to whisper "I see dead people..." to everyone you meet.

I wish there was a better selection of smilies.