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Why the Jigglypuff Boards Suck and how to Remove it

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illinialex24

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For the sake of ****s (f***ing censor [f***ing censor(I could do this all day)]) and giggles, I'm gonna write this like a fairy tale.

Ok, we once upon a time had fairly productive boards, and wealth flowed into the land. Knights in shining armor like Veril and G-Reg flowed in and improved the knowledge. Noblemen like MrEh and Straked improved upon this knowledge and we had a golden age. Lords like Noobicidal became wise quickly. New advances in battle were improved quickly and rapidly. But it was not to be for long....

Soon a dark wind blew over the land and all the men were more content suckling the baby juice of knowledge that we created and stopped helping us against the difficulties of time. Soon the vassals MrEh and others left because the golden power went bad, and there was much fighting.

Soon, there was no discussion and so those who had spent so much time extracting new knowledge came to leave all that they had decided to help. Chaos crept... Soon a dark power rejoined the land, with his sword and cape and evil disposition, Woody had re-arrived.

Armed with the ability to sow chaos and "new" knowledge such as turning around (pivot grab) and attacking people with your fingers (uair), the dark land prospered. Using the dark world (wifi) to further his cause, he decided to spread his world to take over the other world.

Using bickering to his advantage, and the highly distorted dark world, he used the magic of the seven sages (Noobicidal, Straked, Bowyer, Dapuffster, myself, Veril, and G-Reg) to break the seal imprisoning the dark world.

However, a new Hero by the name of Azua has the potential to destroy the seal and fix the community. Armed with a powerful blade of legend long forgotten, she holds the power to wield evil's bane. Using this blade, she can cut out and remove the Jigglypuff boards, fixing all issues with this world. By destroying the portal to the formerly golden land, she can destroy the dark world.

Btw: Link to the past kicks ***.
 
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