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Why Roy will always be an awful character no matter what the kids say

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Hello, you wierdos. I'm gonna tell you every reason Roy sucks and why I question you playing as him.

1. He's a slow ******* and fire doesn't help him. "TEH PHIR3" is a ******** meme as well.

2. Most of you probably never even played FE: Binding Blade. He's a scrawny wimp who's pretty much just some meatbag you need to complete the game. He's got low stats, can't promote until level 20, and is really whiny in his supports.

3. Nobody gives a damn if he's 15. If Ness is 13 and killed the embodiment of all evil, I'd expect more from this ginger-haired wimp. Roy is not our boy.

4. You all hate Marth because he's "girly". ROY HAS THE EXACT SAME ANIMATIONS AS MARTH. Stop being a hypocrite.
 
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