What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[Eci4]

because someone deserves getting hit for having a conflicting opinion about a video game character?

people who get violent, or yell because they lose are worse to me than kids who are just ignorant about the game.

--editted because brawlpro's post wasn't really relevant to what I said.

 

[brawlpro]

because someone deserves getting hit for having a conflicting opinion about a video game character?

You should not get smacked because you think a character is dumb wtf....right

people who get violent, or yell because they lose are worse to me than kids who are just ignorant about the game.

If kids are nothing but ignorant about the game, then how do we win, heard of Mango, Bombsoldier?

 

[Zero_P]

Okay I am 13 and if you did that to me I would've ****in rammed your ***.

I would LOVE to see you try

 

[brawlpro]

I would LOVE to see you try

Come to st.louis, after I pown you in smash, I'd love to wrestle. Hell I'm prolly taller then you <_<

 

[Zero_P]

Come to st.louis, after I pown you in smash, I'd love to wrestle. Hell I'm prolly taller then you <_<

Well I'm 15 standing at 5'11 and I'm not asian either lol kickboxing ftw

 

[brawlpro]

I'm 5'9, well lets stop this because I don't want to get banned.

 

[Zero_P]

I'm 5'9, well lets stop this because I don't want to get banned.

You started it lol k bye

 

[HiddenBowser]

wtf brawlpro? eci4 was agreeing with you.

 

[Zero_P]

because someone deserves getting hit for having a conflicting opinion about a video game character?

people who get violent, or yell because they lose are worse to me than kids who are just ignorant about the game.

--editted because brawlpro's post wasn't really relevant to what I said.

This kid was my cousin or something lol I'm not close to my family

IF that was directed to me

 

[brawlpro]

You started it lol k bye

I also ended it

wtf brawlpro? eci4 was agreeing with you.

Wazup, well he was somewhat agreeing, he basically called me ignorant.

 

[FierceDeityWolf]

Well I'm 15 standing at 5'11 and I'm not asian either lol kickboxing ftw

5'11? I was almost 6 feet when I was 12.. LMAO.

 

[Zero_P]

5'11? I was almost 6 inches when I was 12.. LMAO.

wtf you must have been a freaking ****** LOL 6 inches? holy cow that's tiny

 

[lonewolfe]

"People who play with middle tier characters just spam b moves and don't know what wavedashing, shffling or anything is...

You have to play as a top tier if you want to win.."

I wanted to punch that kid in the face....>.>

 

[Betrayed]

OH OH OH OH OH NEW ONE TODAY

"That Captain Falcon sucks!" (I was watching Ken v Isai matches in accounting)

 

[FierceDeityWolf]

wtf you must have been a freaking ****** LOL 6 inches? holy cow that's tiny

LOL, I meant feet. I was doing math while typing that so yeah lmao.

 

[Eci4]

Wazup, well he was somewhat agreeing, he basically called me ignorant.

No, that wasn't directed at you... I quoted you accidentally on my original post which is why I edited it. I mean ignorant by them saying stuff like roy is the best or something. We were all there once when we didn't know something...

I only mentioned you because of me accidentally quoting you in the first place. It was moreso directed at Zero_p for hitting someone for saying something stupid.

 

[brawlpro]

OH OH OH OH OH NEW ONE TODAY

"That Captain Falcon sucks!" (I was watching Ken v Isai matches in accounting)

Lol

LOL, I meant feet. I was doing math while typing that so yeah lmao.

This is too funny, its almost like, whats the dumbest thing you've heard someone say in this thread.

 

[Flarefox]

Lol
This is too funny, its almost like, whats the dumbest thing you've heard someone say in this thread.

Jesus, someone likes starting fights around here.

Oh yeah, well I'm 12 and I'll kick your ****ing ***. ...>___> ...<___<

Anyway, the dumbest thing I've heard someone say during this game recently was "This yo' death boy." To which, I would respond, "...Let's draw a Karnaugh Map." My friend and I are ******** sometimes, but we have fun with it. "It's time to end this ****. *picks pichu fast and starts game*)." "Serious business."

 

[orintemple]

"Dammit, Marth is so crappy at edgeguarding"


Best Quote Ever

 

[Johnknight1]

Okay, the dumbest thing are either people who won't play SSB64 and/or SSB Melee when they HAVE THEM after they get Brawl, or people who won't play Brawl (especially people who haven't played it). It's smash for goodness sake, and all the real smashers will all play all of them. Don't just stick with the newest game, or dis a game you haven't played....JUST PLAY THEM ALL!

And another one..."What? You mean Donkey Kong really isn't teh best in Melee?"

Or another one by my friend..."Since when were you good"
*after facing him*
"Since I 5-stocked you!"

 

[magnebula]

i met some people at my school, one guy boasting about his amazing skill in 1v1 with fox. here is our convo word for word *well, its a convo and not a simple line... but hey who cares*:

him: "naw, none of you punks can beat me, cmon guys les do a 1v1 tournament, ill show u all that im the best"

me: "who do you like to main?"

him: "to what?"

me: "to main, you know, your main character"

him: "i can use pretty much anyone, but i beat tons of people with fox"

me: "do you know what the shine is?"

him: "a what? a shine? sounds stupid."

me: "its his down + B attack, the reflector

him: "o... THAT move SUCKS, does no damage!"

me: "lets play, ill murder you with G&W"

him: "get the **** outta here... G&W!??! you're so dead. and dont cry either"

me: "ok, well let do this"


i ended up 3 stocking him on corneria with red G&W. he told me he let me win. i told him he was terrible, and he left.

 

[Hejiru]

i met some people at my school, one guy boasting about his amazing skill in 1v1 with fox. here is our convo word for word *well, its a convo and not a simple line... but hey who cares*:

him: "naw, none of you punks can beat me, cmon guys les do a 1v1 tournament, ill show u all that im the best"

me: "who do you like to main?"

him: "to what?"

me: "to main, you know, your main character"

him: "i can use pretty much anyone, but i beat tons of people with fox"

me: "do you know what the shine is?"

him: "a what? a shine? sounds stupid."

me: "its his down + B attack, the reflector

him: "o... THAT move SUCKS, does no damage!"

me: "lets play, ill murder you with G&W"

him: "get the **** outta here... G&W!??! you're so dead. and dont cry either"

me: "ok, well let do this"


i ended up 3 stocking him on corneria with red G&W. he told me he let me win. i told him he was terrible, and he left.

lol. next teach him about Peach's dsmash.

 

[Pheonix Gamma]

lol hi *waves*

Im not buying brawl since I dont have a wii and meh I dont consider it worth the money I work so hard to make these days.

Play it? fo sho, it looks really fun. But Im not intrested in being part of the competitive scene so I dont need a personal copy,

So complaining about it is totally justified...?

heck I dont even have a gamecube or melee, all I have is a gamecube controller.

/facepalm

Dumbest thing I've heard about smash, ah I can find something new every day in the brawl section. There's no limit on dumb now that brawl is coming out.

2/10. I've seen better trolls.

 

[Foxy]

Dumbest thing I've ever seen said about smash: http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=122408&page=2

Last post on that page.

 

[T3h_Tru7h]

Dumbest thing I've ever seen said about smash: http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=122408&page=2

Last post on that page.

That guy was a new*** lol... WTF rags on a ****ing Smash on a ****in Smash forum? I luled he most when he said Pros dunno how to use other characters ROFL!!

 

[Kirby M.D.]

That guy was a new*** lol... WTF rags on a ****ing Smash on a ****in Smash forum? I luled he most when he said Pros dunno how to use other characters ROFL!!

Dumbest thing I've ever seen said about smash: http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=122408&page=2

Last post on that page.

Well, outside of you two now, that entire thread from that point on ranks pretty high stupid scale-wise.

 

[Bailey]

Him: "Link is too broken have you seen his B-Up?"
Me: "Have you seen Sheik?"

 

[Vyper]

In the MLG article about smash being one of the best games ever, MLG said that L-canceling, short hopping, and wavedashing were glitches.

 

[Ryusiodo]

Yes because pressing a button really fast is glitching...So is something that was in SSB. The natural effects of physics taking place is even more of a glitch.

On topic: "Marth is like the same as Roy. They both do the same swords attacks."

 

[blooagga]

*my friend playing as ness
him: wow he has a baseball bat, how do I use it again
me: forward smash
him: hes just throwing fire balls
me: just press the c stick
him: now hes using a yo-yo
me: OMFG! PRESS IT FORWARD
him: wtf it wasn't a one hit kill
me: *facepalm

 

[PwnYouBoomerangStyle]

"Marth isn't broken"

 

[metroid1117]

"Marth isn't broken"

He really isn't... compared to Fox/Falco .

 

[the.letter.y]

one guy said...
"Peach isn't broken!"
"I can't wavedash, but I can waveland"
"L-canceling is hard"
"Advanced techniques are just glitches anyway, so I don't need to learn them"

his n00bishness knows no bounds

 

[FoYoMaDr]

i loled at this: "Yoshi Sucks."
and when i was usng marth against my brother, he said: "Dude, stop being all cheap with your sword!"

 

[Danbearking0]

this is my favorite
me: *playing kirby*
Him: *playing marth*
Me: *kirbycides him then recorves first stock*
Him: WTF?!?!?!? kirbyciding is soooooo noobly
Me: well you play marth and his f Smash isnt noobly, Tier****er
lolz

 

[♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡]

This actually happened:

X: Dude, you smash?
Me: What, me? Yeah, sure
X: Then we should have a match
Me: Okäy, can you l-cancel?
X: Wtf ur talking about?
Me: I suppose you can't...
X: Honestly, what did you mean?
Me: Are we talking about ssbm...?
X: Wtf is that? I meant ping pong!

Then we had a match in ping pong and i lost

 

[MikeKirby]

O__o WHAAA?!?!? Since when did the word smash mean pptttttt WAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD BALLS OF FURY!!

 

[Lightshade]

Me: Hey you, I coudl totally own you at SSBM.
kid: wait, what?
Me: I said I could beat you at super smash brothers.
Kid: That game's not real, get off the acid.
*I show him the game*
Kid: I need to stop taking acid.

 

[TelQuel]

I have probably said like 3 - 5 of the top10 dumbest things when learning to play. I still ***** about Falco's splits but it's more because my friend is such a ***** with them (and I suck).


Here's my most-encountered one:

"The C-Stick is cheap, it's practically an instant win with Marth"

 

[♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡]

Actually I was kinda surpised myself XD