What's the deal with this bread business?

ADHD

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#1
Where did falco get his bread?

Why won't he share it?

What does the bread do? (If he keeps it and does not eat it)
 

Tommy_G

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#2
Falco's bread is the key to the epic-ness of the world. It is the ultimate that us Falcos must guard it against the forces of evil while utilizing its power ourselves by becoming one with it by eating it. The worst part for everyone else is it seems the more epic we become, the more bread we are able to attain, thus making us even more amazing.

My bread allowed me to hit GaW's level 9 hammer with a jab.
 

Azorpatch

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#7
Falco in indestructible and impossible to kill. However his bread is his weak spot and it's his duty to protect him. Watch his flying animation when they hit him, his hands are saying "Bread come back!"
 

PCHU

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#12
Do you not get it?

Element 140 AKA "Pizza Cake" is a highly radioactive substance only found within Falco's reflector.
This "Pizza Cake" was able to launch foes in an upward motion, cancel instantly with a jump, and if the player was good enough, could do this again.
"Pizza Cake" canceled to a jump to a dair became known as PWNage.
Sakurai got afraid that someone might do it to him, so when Brawl was made, he stopped the effect of Falco's "Pizza Cake" so he would be fair and square.

Element 141 AKA "Bread" is a very powerful substance that can be kicked and reflect things at the same time.
Sakurai unknowingly made this even MORE powerful substance while trying to get Falco to be unique.
But how does he get this "Bread"?
"Bread" is usually baked while Falco chaingrabs into a meteor.
An awful lot of "Bread" is made during this process, but in order for him to get people away from the awesome aroma of garlic and cheddar cheese, he must shout "Hands off my Bread!".
After such a selfish act, the "Bread" is then stored inside his laser, providing the best possible use known as "Bread locking", or laserlocking.

As you can see, "Bread" is the most powerful substance in the game.
Not even Captain Falcon can top the awesomeness of it.

Note: He kicks his old "Pizza Cake" in his taunt, but in actual play, it's "Bread" that's in his laser, his throws, and basically every move he has.
"Bread" is baked more than ever during his upB.
However, if he ever loses (like THAT could ever happen) he uses "Bread" to knock the winner away, causing him to be victorious.

Another note:
His "BREADMASTER" is even more deadly than Fox's Nerdmaster or Wolf's Phailmaster.
During this stage, he gathers up all of his "Bread" power, and unleashes it on foes, causing them to run offscreen in sheer jealousy, in that they're angry they can't have such a wicked substance.
"BREADMASTER" is the best attack in the game, besides that of Lucario's Aura Storm.
Through advanced studies, scholars have found that it goes through walls, and looks cool as well.
Though it is cool, the "BREADMASTER" can shoot through walls AND move, making it the deadliest force ever.
 

PCHU

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#16
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I just give the facts.

More was found today:
Other characters can make bread.
Unfortunately, only chaingrabbers such as King Dedede (no threat), Ice Climbers (annoying if you get caught, but not much of a threat otherwise), and Pikachu (REFLECTOR IS YOUR FRIEND) can make bread.
Notice that there are no quotation marks around it.
Reason being is that Bread is Element suck, while "Bread" is much more powerful.
"Bread" is indestructible, but is easy to swallow, tastes amazing, and doesn't leave grease all over your fingers.
Bread is old, stale, smells like cottage cheese, and chokes people.
Also known as "Golden Hammer Gold".

And glad to see that you guys enjoy my posts.
 

aznfreak13

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#18
Falco doesn't share his bread since he needs it to prevent him doing an overkill. If someone stole it and he perform his Dtilt while the enemy at 0%, the enemy will be sent vertically passing the wall of death and eventually freezing the game.
 

PCHU

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#22
Please refer to the previous page as to how "Bread" is made.

Also, "Bread" is stored in Falco's pockets, and has some at the beginning of every battle, but Falco can always bake more fuel for his advanced play.
 

Omega Deman

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#30
Rumor says that Falco is stingy with his "bread" because C. Falcon once tricked him into letting him barrow a small piece of it. Thus the PAAAUUUNNNCH was created (and needed) to release the constant flow of power!
 

ZeroGKYLCRO

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#31
Do you not get it?

Element 140 AKA "Pizza Cake" is a highly radioactive substance only found within Falco's reflector.
This "Pizza Cake" was able to launch foes in an upward motion, cancel instantly with a jump, and if the player was good enough, could do this again.
"Pizza Cake" canceled to a jump to a dair became known as PWNage.
Sakurai got afraid that someone might do it to him, so when Brawl was made, he stopped the effect of Falco's "Pizza Cake" so he would be fair and square.

Element 141 AKA "Bread" is a very powerful substance that can be kicked and reflect things at the same time.
Sakurai unknowingly made this even MORE powerful substance while trying to get Falco to be unique.
But how does he get this "Bread"?
"Bread" is usually baked while Falco chaingrabs into a meteor.
An awful lot of "Bread" is made during this process, but in order for him to get people away from the awesome aroma of garlic and cheddar cheese, he must shout "Hands off my Bread!".
After such a selfish act, the "Bread" is then stored inside his laser, providing the best possible use known as "Bread locking", or laserlocking.

As you can see, "Bread" is the most powerful substance in the game.
Not even Captain Falcon can top the awesomeness of it.

Note: He kicks his old "Pizza Cake" in his taunt, but in actual play, it's "Bread" that's in his laser, his throws, and basically every move he has.
"Bread" is baked more than ever during his upB.
However, if he ever loses (like THAT could ever happen) he uses "Bread" to knock the winner away, causing him to be victorious.

Another note:
His "BREADMASTER" is even more deadly than Fox's Nerdmaster or Wolf's Phailmaster.
During this stage, he gathers up all of his "Bread" power, and unleashes it on foes, causing them to run offscreen in sheer jealousy, in that they're angry they can't have such a wicked substance.
"BREADMASTER" is the best attack in the game, besides that of Lucario's Aura Storm.
Through advanced studies, scholars have found that it goes through walls, and looks cool as well.
Though it is cool, the "BREADMASTER" can shoot through walls AND move, making it the deadliest force ever.
Get a clue, bird-brain. Bread is not an element. It's made of elements such as carbon, phosphorus, hydrogen, and oxygen. And even if it was element 140, nobody could eat it because it wouldn't be in the island of stability. I might have a gluten allergy, but I know your allergy, sir. It's chemistry.
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