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What would you do: You were told your wife was dead 5 years ago, have remarried, and She appeared.

Nstinct

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Random crazy thought. What if you were told your very loved wife died 5 years ago, have since remarried (no kids), and your previously thought to be dead wife appeared at your front door? Turns out she was captured, managed to escape and made it back to America (Or where ever you live.) But whatever reliable source told you she was dead.

Now you'd probably be overwhelmed with emotion just seeing her, she tells you she's been thinking about you everyday. What would you do?
 

Teran

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Have the women fight to the death. I mean who cares I was cheating on both of them anyway.
 

#HBC | Acrostic

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How awesome would it be if this hypothetically turned into a spiderman thread.
 

PsychoIncarnate

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I dunno how well that would actually go though

I don't even have 1 wife

It could be worse than I imagine
 

PLATINUM7

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Make a sitcom out of it
 

Rabbattack

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What if they both turn out to be your biological sisters. Maybe you could have an incest threesome.
 

LIQUID12A

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I'm sorry, I didn't know I got my very own subplot in Resurrection.



I'm not getting paid enough for this lol
 

Rabbattack

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What would you do if your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend turned out to be related to you.
 

eski

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Was my previous wife involved in a plane crash, lost at sea, drifted onto a deserted island, and befriended a volleyball?
 

Rabbattack

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What if she was actually a transgender man this whole time?

What if she was actually a Ditto?

What if she...
 

Grey Belnades

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What if she was actually a transgender man this whole time?

What if she was actually a Ditto?

What if she...
Then I'd bury her like the first wife.

Then I'd have it transform into a barn owl with sharp talons and have it sit on my shoulder like a parrot.

Then it doesn't matter what she said! The Rock will still whoop her candyass come Sunday night at WWE's SuperSlam in Orlando, Florida and he's leaving Sunday the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
 

Rabbattack

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What if she was secretly Miley Cyrus or Amanda Bynes?

What if she was Samus?

What if she was a little boy?

What if she had two fun areas down below and three breasts?

What if she was an accused rapist or child molester?

What if she was a crazy necrophiliac goat molester?

What if she was christian?

What if she was satanic?

What if she was homosexual?

What if she was American?

What if she had an STD?

What if she was god?
 

Rabbattack

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What if she was a republican?

What if she said, "How do I get sempai to notice me"?

What if she equipped a Lazer Staff with +5 speed?
 
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