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What drinks do you think the melee cast likes?

SDFox

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Next year is gonna be melee's 21st birthday.
That means at least in my state it will legally be allowed to drink.
So as celebration I thought we should decide what mixed drinks the melee cast should have for their first drink!

Fox always seemed like a whiskey kinda guy to me. Old fashion
Peach seems like she would have some crazy 50 year old mushroom kingdom wine
Link seems like a strait beer guy. He would just be shooting corona's Newyork style
 

Yashichi

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dr mario - piss
mario - piss
luigi - piss
bowser - piss
peach - piss
yoshi - piss
dk - piss
captain falcon - piss
ganon - piss
falco - piss
fox - piss
ness - ness would drink milk with crushed up cinnamon poptarts and ketchup added to it
ice climbers - piss
kirby - piss
samus - piss
zelda - piss
link - piss
young link - piss
pichu - piss
pikachu - piss
jigglypuff - piss
mewtwo - piss
game & watch - piss
marth - piss
roy - piss
 

Linkmain-maybe

Smash Ace
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Switch FC
SW-1042-6735-2236
dr mario - piss
mario - piss
luigi - piss
bowser - piss
peach - piss
yoshi - piss
dk - piss
captain falcon - piss
ganon - piss
falco - piss
fox - piss
ness - ness would drink milk with crushed up cinnamon poptarts and ketchup added to it
ice climbers - piss
kirby - piss
samus - piss
zelda - piss
link - piss
young link - piss
pichu - piss
pikachu - piss
jigglypuff - piss
mewtwo - piss
game & watch - piss
marth - piss
roy - piss
What is this post.
 

Nah

Smash Champion
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Mario's really into vodka

in public he drinks Italian wines to keep up the stereotype for the fans, but at home he pounds down a lot of vodka, far more than I've ever seen anyone do, and idk how he does it....though maybe he just has a really high tolerance for certain things given that he does shrooms all the time too and seems fine from it
 

Wario Wario Wario

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dr mario - piss
mario - piss
luigi - piss
bowser - piss
peach - piss
yoshi - piss
dk - piss
captain falcon - piss
ganon - piss
falco - piss
fox - piss
ness - ness would drink milk with crushed up cinnamon poptarts and ketchup added to it
ice climbers - piss
kirby - piss
samus - piss
zelda - piss
link - piss
young link - piss
pichu - piss
pikachu - piss
jigglypuff - piss
mewtwo - piss
game & watch - piss
marth - piss
roy - piss
I dunno why you think the character who eats trash burgers is the one who'd be least likely to drink piss.
 

MarthPwnzer

Smash Journeyman
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Jan 20, 2008
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dr mario - piss
mario - piss
luigi - piss
bowser - piss
peach - Voss
yoshi - piss
dk - piss
captain falcon - Beer
ganon - Tears
falco - G-Fuel
fox - G-Fuel
ness - ness would drink milk with crushed up cinnamon poptarts and ketchup added to it
ice climbers - piss
kirby - piss
samus - piss
zelda - piss
link - piss
young link - piss
pichu - piss
pikachu - piss
jigglypuff - kirby
mewtwo - piss
game & watch - piss
marth - piss
roy - piss
 
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Linkmain-maybe

Smash Ace
Joined
May 14, 2021
Messages
690
Switch FC
SW-1042-6735-2236
dr mario - piss
mario - piss
luigi - piss
bowser - piss
peach - Voss
yoshi - piss
dk - piss
captain falcon - Beer
ganon - Tears
falco - G-Fuel
fox - G-Fuel
ness - ness would drink milk with crushed up cinnamon poptarts and ketchup added to it
ice climbers - piss
kirby - piss
samus - piss
zelda - piss
link - piss
young link - piss
pichu - piss
pikachu - piss
jigglypuff - kirby
mewtwo - piss
game & watch - piss
marth - piss
roy - piss
You shouldn’t plagiarize… This is basically Yashichi’s post but with like 3 things changed
 
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MarthPwnzer

Smash Journeyman
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Jan 20, 2008
Messages
406
Yoshi - anything as long as it's got fruit (tequila sunrise, screwdriver, etc.)

Usually I'd say he'd be unaffected by alcohol, but uh.... Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy :yoshi:
Yoshi has a some fruit in the tank for suree
;)
 

JOJONumber691

Smash Lord
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Sep 28, 2020
Messages
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Ness probably drinks Apple Juice because he is a Child. Young Link doesn’t care though since he’s drinking milk lol, which considering Majora’s Mask, is probably alcoholic lol.
 
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