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what character would own everyone if he/she were real?

thesage

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Lucas, Ness, and Mewtwo because of psychic powers.

Nothing can protect you from your mind blowing up.... And they can reflect projectiles.
 

Levitas

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Boobs distort time and space. Samus, Zelda, and Peach definately have the edge, lol.

It's important to realize that the mindreader has no advantage on the automoton.
 

ook

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Mr. Game and Watch would be pretty tough.

He pulls turtles and hammers out of nowhere, who knows what else he has up his sleeve. He probably has tons of concealed weapons that nobody even knows about. Maybe even nukes

Plus he's so thin, if he comes at you at the right angle, he's almost invisible. Especially at night
 

Coselm

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Samus, Wolf, Falco, and Fox, duh!

I would like to see any character stop a landmaster tank, arwing, or a super missile!

I really doubt two 7-year-old boys, some plumbers, mountain climbers, or swordsman could do a whole lot against 10,000 years advancement of technology.
 

Igneous42

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Ganondorf, seeing as how lore taken into consideration he's pretty much invincible. Only light and anti evil weapons can harm him. Not much like that in the real world y'know?
 

FieryRebirth

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Ike, of course. How could one the hardest hitters in a virtual world not be one of the most dangerous people in reality?

Getting hit by a sword that cuts so deep that it sounds like a blunt-side strike...like in Brawl..

The problem is, him actually hitting you, even a newborn could dodge his FSmash.
 

i rise

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i would go with the order of:

snake
ike
ganondorf

i mean, 1) it's snake. 2) have you ever felt how heavy a one handed sword is? now trying being ike and being able to use a two hander with one hand. 3) king of all evil.
 

looduhcriss

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i can just imagine Ganon doing his >B and ripping someones heart out and eating it with that move lol - like mortal combat

"FLAWLESS VICTORY"
 

Shuma

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Ganondorf. You know anyone with an enchanted weapon? no? thought so. God-like beings FTW.
 

Shuma

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He can't outrun the destruction of the world. Seriously, if the characters were real no one would be able to stop ganondorf. I mean, he IS inmortal and only the master sword can harm him, so what's the use?

If he was real he would own everyone. /thread
 

Chiroz

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And run into countless walls.
How would he do that -_-'


It is true Sonic could run circles around anyone, his sheer speed could burst the Arwings and Landmasters apart, now you might say Ganondorf because he is immortal, but who can fight SSJ, em I mean Super Sonic.



Anyways Kirby wold win, he could eat the whole world XD.
 

Senshuu

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Dedede.

"omg blue penguin!"

And then you're eaten. Or smashed.

Self-proclaimed king...of the world!
 

Replacement100

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Mr. Game and Watch would be pretty tough.

He pulls turtles and hammers out of nowhere, who knows what else he has up his sleeve. He probably has tons of concealed weapons that nobody even knows about. Maybe even nukes

Plus he's so thin, if he comes at you at the right angle, he's almost invisible. Especially at night
Freaking win the thread. :laugh:
*gives you trophy*
 

Timat the Slayer

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Uh..well. Kirby would just eat everyone..

Samus would crush most people that don't have magical powers (or psionics)

Ganondorf IS immortal...

Game and Watch is from a Seperate dimension o_O

Ness and Lucas are psionic so they kinda crush most people that have minds....

Ness would take out Captain Falcon just above the knee, rendering him useless.

I dunno, it's a tough call... But, probably Peach, cause she'd just sleep with everyone and give them aids. And Kirby'd get herpies, cause he'd try eating her.
 

AntonieFC

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I'm going to give this one to the King of Evil, Ganondorf. I mean bullets aren't going to slow him down. And he's the King of Evil!! If I was a soldier and was told I was being air lifted to a foreign country named, Myrule to fight the King of Evil I think I'd soil myself.
 

BentoBox

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None of the aforementioned characters could do crap against rockets, grenades and C4. IRL. Sorry.
 

Solo Assass1n

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I believe Samus would be the most unstoppable. Seriously, she has weapons that can penetrate walls until it reaches the target.... How can anyone stand that?

Edit: Lol Light Beam at Ganondorf.
 
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