What are the Hottest (Male) Smashers?

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FirePOW

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I was inspired to make this post after watching this video so many times. His list goes as follows:

10. Plup (Melee)

9. Darell (Melee)

8. SilentWolf (Melee)

7. Tsu (Smash 4)

6. Zgetto (Melee)

5. Alex19 (Melee)

4. Slox (Melee)

3. Ice (Melee)

2. Abate (Melee)

1. Westballz (Melee)

The Rules are that the Smashers have to be a Top 100 MIOM Ranked Smasher or a PGR3 Top 50 Player I had a really hard time coming up with a list, but some Smashers that come off the top of my head are Plup, Abate, Crush, alex19, Westballz, Fatality, Tsu, and Leffen (lol). I may complete this list sometime later. What are your top 10 hottest male smashers?

This is my first post!
 

Mr_towel_Man

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I know he isn't on the top 100 in 2016 and probably won't be for another, but PPMD is easily the hottest person in all of Smash. Just seeing him is a charm and then listening to that sweet sweet voice is like listening to an angelic chorus. God bless you PP.

No homo tho
 

R3D3MON

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FYI Westballz is balding.

On the Project M side of things, Machiavelli, Sothe, Malachi, Aion, HM04, Envy, Poilu, are some good looking guys. Not an exhaustive list by any means.
Malachi and Envy are definitely hawt. Good picks.
 

GatGoat

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Isn't this objectifying male players? If a thread was dedicated to the hottest females of Smash or anything, really, would a thread like this last?
no gender is safe from objectification, people need to stop being sissies. and why the **** isnt Axe on this list? He's absolutely yummy in every way
 

Crystanium

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no gender is safe from objectification, people need to stop being sissies. and why the **** isnt Axe on this list? He's absolutely yummy in every way
You can't see gender. Also, you could try to aim for a society were objectification is mitigated, rather than being apathetic about it simply because it'll continue to happen.
 

GatGoat

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You can't see gender. Also, you could try to aim for a society were objectification is mitigated, rather than being apathetic about it simply because it'll continue to happen.
im not having the gender debate with you. you can keep your theories to yourself. Also from my perspective people are too sensitive, me included.
 
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hermes

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Hungrybox is very hot ^^ surprised that he wasnt mentioned. I also like slayerz
 
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Mic_128

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Isn't this objectifying male players? If a thread was dedicated to the hottest females of Smash or anything, really, would a thread like this last?
Not ta all.

Also closing it because this sort of high school gossip usually ends with hurt feelings, a fight and some sort of fluid-filled bucket dumped on someone's head.
 
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