TheSpitefulWolf
Smash Journeyman
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- Jul 14, 2014
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not gonna be the biggest op in the word and cluttering up the general with this debate seems not-so-good so **** it, independent topic it is. big q in here is whether this **** is actually a port or a truly new game. i'm putting it down that i think it might be somethin' like a port-plus, where it's essentially smash 4.5 (4.75 if you think wiiu is 4.5 but WHAT THE **** EVER).
here's why i'm thinkin' port for this bad boy (also i want an excuse to use the ****ing bullet points):
now that ****ing said, i am not saying that it being a port is bad, but i was figuring that **** might be hitting the hyperdrive as far as speculation and i'm just putting this out there so folk realize that there might be some **** round the corner. welp, that's me.
here's why i'm thinkin' port for this bad boy (also i want an excuse to use the ****ing bullet points):
- minimal info: simply put, you just don't cloak-and-dagger games like this. yeah you don't want to spill every ****ing bean you've got but turning the tap all the way off just frustrates and confuses fans. you want a nice steady drip so peeps salivate for more. also, a look at the game either with a static image or in-motion would clarify this question right the **** up.
- lack of leaks: ey speakin' of minimal info, no leaks yet? seriously? no screens, no rosters, not even a ****ing render of mario? considering brawl and 4 were leaky ****ing ships and even melee got leaked toward the end, how the **** did sakurai suddenly learn to turn into mueller with regard to opsec? this smells like he has a much smaller team that he can trust and oversee personally, especially given that he's supposedly been working on this **** for years and no one noticed. no one at all. yeah ****ing right.
- impending tournament: so ninty expects people to perform at a tournament level on a game that they've never ****ing played before. on one of the biggest stages in all of electronic entertainment. at this time of the year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within their kitchen. el oh el, that **** don't fly. especially if core classics like link or mario are going to have revamps such as cappy or botw gear.
- reveal's too close to release: ****ing this. how the **** are you gonna revamp a game as huge as smash bros with an, at-most, 8-month cycle? yeah, yeah, sakurai's said he's been working ~in the shadows~ over the past couple years but that's also smelling of bull****. he has a smaller team because of the aforementioned leak control he's demonstrated, and a quasi-year long dev cycle sounds right for a port to a system infrastructure that everyone there, sakurai included, should be reasonably familiar with.
now that ****ing said, i am not saying that it being a port is bad, but i was figuring that **** might be hitting the hyperdrive as far as speculation and i'm just putting this out there so folk realize that there might be some **** round the corner. welp, that's me.