Wario Q&A Thread

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How many pizzas can Wario eat by himself in one sitting?

Did the Lakers steal their colors from Wario's getup?

Does Wario trick-or-treat?

Does Wario celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, etc?

How come there isn't a "Wario is missing" counterpart to "Mario is missing"?

How good of a chess player is Wario? How about Scrabble or Connect 4?

How awesome would Wario be if he had Pimp Suits as alternate costumes?

If Wario was a singer, what pitch would his voice be?


Fiction, GOGOGOGO. :)
 

PKNintendo

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You guys are win.

Anyway, my question is quite simple, is there ANY use for Wario' s Forward B in battle. IMO it's useless.
 

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The biggest use for Wario's Forward B in battle is humiliation. Pull it out and press on the control pad, you win the moral battle.
 

Mr.Fakeman

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How exactly do you Usmash cancel Wario's dash attack?
There's so much lagg in it and I get punished all the time!
 

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How many pizzas can Wario eat by himself in one sitting?
-Wario doesn't eat pizzas, he devoures them.

Did the Lakers steal their colors from Wario's getup?
-Not as far as I know

Does Wario trick-or-treat?
-Obviously

Does Wario celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, etc?
-Yes, but only during the summer

How come there isn't a "Wario is missing" counterpart to "Mario is missing"?
-The waft takes just under 2 minutes to charge completely

How good of a chess player is Wario? How about Scrabble or Connect 4?

-Wario is alright at chess, bad at scrabble (due to his inability to spell words longer than WA), and he is amazing at Connect 4

How awesome would Wario be if he had Pimp Suits as alternate costumes?
-cary good...norly

If Wario was a singer, what pitch would his voice be?
- don't know the pitches. Probably a waftano

How often do you touch Wario's genitalia?
-Not as often as you.

Anyway, my question is quite simple, is there ANY use for Wario' s Forward B in battle. IMO it's useless
-Its good to power through weak moves such as being caught in bowsers fire..since you super armor through it. Also works to go through projectiles and as a surprise attack.

How exactly do you Usmash cancel Wario's dash attack?
-You can only cancel it with correct timing and if you make contact with the enemy. Otherwise its very hard or impossible (not sure which).

Is this question annoying?
No


Is that it for now 0_o?
 

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Is wario ever gonna lose weight?

When is wario running for president?

How does wario celebrate Christmas?

How is wario so fat yet so athletic?


What occupation does wario have?
 

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why is wario so sexy?

Why does wario have a giant pink nose?

Is wario jesus in disguise?

What is warios iq
 

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Is wario ever gonna lose weight?

U want him to lose weight? Look at him, he's pretty fuc*** ripped if you ask me. Besides, his weight is a symbol of how comfortable he is with his body and how he isn't afraid to enjoy his harvests.

When is wario running for president?

Wario would never run for president; he prefers establishing Waritopias.

How does Wario celebrate Christmas?

He dresses up in red and steals presents. And he buys his women luxurious jewelry and perfumes and he fulfills their every desire... in bed.

How is wario so fat yet so athletic?

Lies, he is not "fat". He is big boned, and he sh**s on people that call him fat.

What occupation does wario have?

He is mainly a barber in Brooklyn. He also is a Pizza maker, an artist, an architect, an actor, a connoisseur of theatre and gourmet delights, an astronaut, a pimp, a veterinarian, an orthodontist, a psychologist, a fire fighter, a policeman, the mayor of 785 different cities and governor in all 50 states, and he is also ironically a gastroenterologist (a doctor who studies the stomach).





why is Wario so sexy?

Because we touch ourselves at night. :p

Einstein based his theories on Wario being Sexy... Do you want modern Physics to fall apart at the seams? No? Good, then smile and wave.


Why does Wario have a giant pink nose?

Because studies show that guys with Giant Pink noses also turn infertile women into babies spawning machines. And we know Wario does this consistently, therefore he has a Pink nose.

That or someone got a pink permanent marker and drew all over his nose and made it pink. U be the judge.


Is Wario Jesus in disguise?

U mean is Jesus perhaps WARIO in disguise? I dunno, they both have facial hair and they both likes non conventional footwear.

What is Wario's IQ?

Over 9000. Or high enough to blow your god **** head off.
 

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Is Wario a pedophile?

does Wario **** 9-volt or Ashley?

Does Wario swim? if so does he do the belly-flop off the diving board? if so does it create a tsunami?

Is Wario smarter then Mario, Luigi, or Waluigi (in Strikers it looks like Waluigi is just a country bumpkin)

Is Wario actually Mr. T in disguise?

Is Wario a pokemon trainer?

Can Wario turn invinsible like he did in WL2+3 at whim? maybe he thought he didn't need it for the other WL games.

Does Wario nliek Mudkips?

Does Wario's chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Does Wario wrestle?

Does Wario like Mona?

Does Wario like Captain Syrup?

Does Wario disco? (i know Jimmy does)

If Wario was in Melee, what tier would he be?

Does Wario ruthlessly buy out competitors at Wario Ware Inc.?

and finally, if Wario's alone and nobody can see him, c an they hear his farts from miles away?
 

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I'm not sure if this is the right thread to be asking this kind of question... but here, hopefully someone will answer

How do you know when Wario's half waft is ready?
 

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I'm not sure if this is the right thread to be asking this kind of question... but here, hopefully someone will answer

How do you know when Wario's half waft is ready?
Belly button.

Thats why Biker>Overalls anyday.
 

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so i cannot boost smash with any charecter. am i doing something wrong? or i am actually mentally ********? i guess this question relates to wario cuz he's my main.

and also what music does wario enjoy?

and i bet he aslo likes long strolls on the beach at sunset.
 

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Where does Wario get his bike from when doing side-b?

How long did it take Wario to grow his mustache?

Why doesn't Wario have a girlfriend like Mario does?

Wario eats garlic, but what does he drink?

That is all for now.
 

ssbbFICTION

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what music does wario enjoy?
-The question is, whos willing to play music that he DOESNT enjoy when hes got a fart charged.

Where does Wario get his bike from when doing side-b?
-You don't want to know. Somewhere from inside his pants.

How long did it take Wario to grow his mustache?
-He shaves it off every night and every morning its back.

Why doesn't Wario have a girlfriend like Mario does?
-He does, but she was 2 hot to show in an E for everyone video game. (or even T for teen lol)

Wario eats garlic, but what does he drink?
-Garlic 0_o
 

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How do i fight Squirlte and Ivysaur?

please dont be too general...
Don't worry. There's a good pokemon trainer in Fiction's area-the best one, easily. He'll be able to tell you.

Also, since Futile quit Brawl, Fiction is officially the best Wario is SoCal.
 

ssbbFICTION

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I really don't know how to fight squirtle except shieldgrabs work really well, and he has no defense against the clap. Ivysaur is just lots of nair and throws to get him offstage for a fair gimp.

To fight metaknight, hop around and camp for the grab. Lots of airdodge to clap seems to work. ALWAYS punish his b moves.
 

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Since minigames seem to be Nintendo's new direction, how come Wario hasn't become its official mascot yet?
 

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Is Wario a pedophile?

does Wario **** 9-volt or Ashley?

Does Wario swim? if so does he do the belly-flop off the diving board? if so does it create a tsunami?

Is Wario smarter then Mario, Luigi, or Waluigi (in Strikers it looks like Waluigi is just a country bumpkin)

Is Wario actually Mr. T in disguise?

Is Wario a pokemon trainer?

Can Wario turn invinsible like he did in WL2+3 at whim? maybe he thought he didn't need it for the other WL games.

Does Wario nliek Mudkips?

Does Wario's chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Does Wario wrestle?

Does Wario like Mona?

Does Wario like Captain Syrup?

Does Wario disco? (i know Jimmy does)

If Wario was in Melee, what tier would he be?

Does Wario ruthlessly buy out competitors at Wario Ware Inc.?

and finally, if Wario's alone and nobody can see him, c an they hear his farts from miles away?
In order: Wario loves all women equally.
Yes.
He swims, he both belly flops and dash attacks into the pool, and the only tsunami it creates is a tsunami of win and awesome.
Wario made a multimillion dollar corporation, the others are plumbers, or country bumpkins, what do you think?
Wario makes Mr. T wish he could grow such an epic mustache.
Wario would rather fart on pokemon than train them.
Wario CAN, but decided to limit his power for balance purposes. He is also generally invincible, but pretends to take damage and die, for the sake of everyone else in the game.
Wario eats mudkips, and then ****s on them.
No.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Wario invented disco.
God Tier.
He doens't even buy them out, he runs them over with his choppah.
They won't hear them, but they'll certainly smell them.
 
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