Vending Machine

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get an F.

I insert a 4-foot long, super delicious sub.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You get a $20 lunch (plus tax.)

I insert a bailout for sandwich shops.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get tons of Pizzerias.

I insert a skeptic in headlights.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a deer.

I insert "how do you make the brawl announcer say that weird stuff".

 

[XACE-K]

You get yourself.

I insert a pillow.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get a slumber party (yay!).

I insert a believer on trial.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a judge.

I insert nails.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get Nine Inches.

I insert bio-degradable waste.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

You get compost.
I insert the Sun.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You get Global Warming.

I insert An Inconvenient Truth.

 

[XACE-K]

You get something you can't handle.

I insert life.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get 1 stock.

I insert a battleship.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the Battleship from Bobobo.

I insert the Fire Elemental Medal.

 

[Jonkku]

You get Mirror Room..

I insert flying Bowser head.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get King Boo inside a giant Bowser.

I insert detention notices.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a headmaster.

I insert the teh.

 

[XACE-K]

You get da.

I insert a saw.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get chain-

I insert weapons of mass distraction.

 

[XACE-K]

You get loud noises.

I insert 2.5 blind mice.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get 1.5 females.

I insert the Karpadox and Dr. Rabbit and Mama Luigi's fusioned hand.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a bad YTP.

I insert Parkootarp.

 

[Mewtario]

Youhe button from the button game.

I press the button, then insert it into the vending machine.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

The Vending Machine explodes.

*builds a new vending machine, one that dispenses beautiful women and Dr. Pepper.*
I insert a penny.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get Mr. Pibb.

I insert something spicy.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Zook.

I insert said Zook.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get SkylerOcon.

I insert a bank robbery.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get no monies, sadly.

I insert /join #vader

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the sad fact that ZU is not loading for me right now. ):<

I insert crazy, mad, wild-eyed, big-bottomed... ANARCHISTS!!!

 

[Karptroopa]

ZU has auto-ip-banned both you and me, plus several other random people.
That's why; I'll notify the webmaster in the help thread.

You get the British Government.

I insert the British Slapperment.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the British Puncherment.

I insert a really sad ending to The Young Ones.

Spoiler

In the last episode, all the Young Ones die in an explosion.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a strange ending to a comedy. O_o

I insert this strange beginning to my ZUhood.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get auto-banned from SWF, too.

Spoiler

BTW, it is a pretty strange ending to a comedy, you're right, but they died in kind of a funny-ish way, too, I guess. They're like, "Phew! That was close!" and then they die.

I insert Rik Mayall.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get yet another guy I do not know.

I insert the list of everything I know not of.

UNBANNED

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get knowledge.

I insert my Luigi's Mansion disc, which is glitched.

Spoiler

Hoping the vending machine gets glitched, too.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get a gameshark.

I insert Soviet Russia.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Silly Bozey. In Soviet Russia, vending machine insert you.

I insert you.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get me.

(Paradox?)

i insert all of us.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the AFA's first mission.

I insert flour and water.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get Mama Bread.

I insert Falco's loaf of Mama Bread.

 

[marthmaster59]

you get a stick of butter

I insert a cd - i