Vending Machine

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Weegee staring at you.

I insert me going to play some Animal Crossing.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a new visitor, whose name starts with "w" and ends with "eegee".

I insert this spooky guy.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a man whose name starts with "X" and ends with "ace"

I insert said man.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You get XACE-KFC.

I insert a bucket of XACE-ORIGINAL recipe.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get new XACE-Orginal recpie boneless strips.

I insert Honey BBQ wings.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Ranch Wings.

I insert Kennywood's fresh-cut PINGAS.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You get your PINGAS.

I insert Sly's PINGAS (ghey).

 

[XACE-K]

.........

I insert bans.

 

[Jonkku]

You get banned..

I insert Captain Obvious Falcon.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Captain Obvious Crunch.

I insert Dr. Robotnik with a diploma.

 

[Jonkku]

You get Pokémon theme music.

I insert Scratch and Grounder.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Gou yet Gratch and Scrounder.

I insert NO YOU FABRIC

 

[shadowtroop]

You get NO U SLY

I insert FHAILMASTAHZ

 

[Jonkku]

You get LANDOMASTAAAAR...!!!

I insert Fox, Wolf and Falco

 

[A1lion835]

You get 3 dead animals.

I insert an A1liondox.

 

[L__]

You get a can of whoopass.

I insert a

Spoiler

spoilertag.

 

[Tom]

You get a note from your local mod that says "Im watching you. I saw that language."

I insert a pair of pants.

 

[Jonkku]

You get your pockets emptied of all that's worth something.

I insert the said something.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a piece of gum worth $0.30.

I insert a juicy fruit.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Mango.

I insert Tom nom nom nom!

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get banned.

I insert cold hard cash.

 

[XACE-K]

You get hot soft money.

I insert a taplop.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a pot pal.

I insert my enclosed instruction book.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS.

I insert Bobobo.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You get bobobobo.

I insert Grimerkarptroopa.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a dead Karptroopa.

I insert Capatain Ganon.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Captain Donkey

I insert Luigi Kong

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Mama Falcon.

I insert MAMA PAWNCH!!!!!

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get WEEGEE KICK!!!1

I insert the Mole People.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get 2.19 mols.

I insert a scientific measure.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get 6.02 X 10^23.

I insert Avogadro.

 

[XACE-K]

You get avacodos.

I insert pizza.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a TMNT Rebel stealing it.

I insert TMNT Rebels.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Xace.

I insert Baron the Hedgehog.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Sly Falco.

I insert the SSBM announcer saying Pichu + Ness.

Spoiler

Without the "chu."

 

[XACE-K]

You get "Bowser Fox Peach"

I insert "Grab the giant metal Snake"

Who knew the Smash announcers were so perverted?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get "Grab the Pichu + Ness".

I insert a request for help thinking up more creative announcements.

 

[XACE-K]

You get "Lu-zer"

I insert bagels.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get chased by both Falco and Mama Luigi.

I insert the Royal Youtube toliet.

 

[A1lion835]

You get Youtube toilet paper.

I insert my book report being done.