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Utah Thread - Dead thread is dead

Tsuteto

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PROVO GAME DEN WEEKLY:

Wii U at 6, Melee at 8. $5 venue $3 registration. Please see details below.

PAYMENTS: As we all know, Game Den has a card reader so that people can pay with cards. However, that is at a cost, and the venue has to pay for that. We strongly urge people, BRING CASH. Starting next week, those who use cards will be subject to a $0.50 service charge for use of cards. Plan ahead, save the quarters.

WII U: Rules are 3 stock, 8 minutes. Customs are allowed. All DLC characters are viable. Stages list like normal until further reviewed.

SETUPS: Venue will be waived if you bring a full Wii U setup. That means you are to have Evo customs, all characters and stages unlocked, and a GameCube adapter. Without even one of these, you will have to pay venue. If you haven't verified with me before, do so first.
 

Blues17

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I am going to
Nortah for "Hold My Johnson"
Who wants to carpool?
 

Pyr

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PROVO GAME DEN WEEKLY:

Wii U at 6, Melee at 8. $5 venue $3 registration. Please see details below.

PAYMENTS: As we all know, Game Den has a card reader so that people can pay with cards. However, that is at a cost, and the venue has to pay for that. We strongly urge people, BRING CASH. Starting next week, those who use cards will be subject to a $0.50 service charge for use of cards. Plan ahead, save the quarters.

WII U: Rules are 3 stock, 8 minutes. Customs are allowed. All DLC characters are viable. Stages list like normal until further reviewed.

SETUPS: Venue will be waived if you bring a full Wii U setup. That means you are to have Evo customs, all characters and stages unlocked, and a GameCube adapter. Without even one of these, you will have to pay venue. If you haven't verified with me before, do so first.
I would have loved to see you try to put all of that into haikus
Provo Game Den time
Wii U at 6, Melee 8
5 for Venue, 3 Reg

The Card Reader Fee
It is a couple of coins
Save them, bring some cash

Bring a full setup
And Venue will be granted
Full, though, else nothing

It's a slow day at work and I suck at haikus, but I tried.

Edit: I got rekt
 
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Tsuteto

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I would have loved to see you try to put all of that into haikus
Yo, all listen up
For the Provo Game Den Weekly
For it's going down

Find Wii U at 6
Followed by Melee at 8
Both of them singles

Fees are like usual
Just a 5 dollar venue
3 dollar entry

Got a smash set-up?
That's pretty nice of you
It will waive venue

Don't you forget though
You need to have everything
Unlocks, customs, all

Cards cost money too
And it will cost you next week
Fifty cents per swipe

Wii U rules changed
3 stocks, 8 minute, customs
All DLC characters

Now you know what's up
So you can't complain at all
Elsewise, ban hammer
 

DrPhantasma

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Melee stream for a while, no game audio because it's acting weird. F R A M E R A T E B O Y S twitch.tv/drphantasma
 

Perfect Chaos

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But if we stop these
The fun will end and we will
Reveal busters
One, Two, Three, Four, Five.
One through Four, Five, Six, Seven.
One, Two, Three, Four... What?

Yo, all listen up
For the Provo Game Den Weekly
For it's going down
...
Got a smash set-up?
That's pretty nice of you
It will waive venue
...
Wii U rules changed
3 stocks, 8 minute, customs
All DLC charactersr
Nice try on this, but
You need to double check stuff.
Syllables are off...


For the Provo Game Den Weekly = 8
That's pretty nice of you = 6 (Just change "That's" to "That is".)
All DLC characters = 7 (Since when is "DLC" an acronym instead of an initialism?)


Plural/Possessive S-sound doesn't add an extra syllable in the case of "busters" and "that's". It only adds an extra syllable when the word already ends in an s-like sound, such as house -> houses.

EDIT: I am bored.
Is there no stream for today?

That is just too bad...
 
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Sinz

The only true DR vet.
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There are three types of people
Those who can count
 

Tsuteto

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One, Two, Three, Four, Five.
One through Four, Five, Six, Seven.
One, Two, Three, Four... What?
Nice try on this, but
You need to double check stuff.
Syllables are off...

For the Provo Game Den Weekly = 8
That's pretty nice of you = 6 (Just change "That's" to "That is".)
All DLC characters = 7 (Since when is "DLC" an acronym instead of an initialism?)


Plural/Possessive S-sound doesn't add an extra syllable in the case of "busters" and "that's". It only adds an extra syllable when the word already ends in an s-like sound, such as house -> houses.

EDIT: I am bored.
Is there no stream for today?

That is just too bad...
Forgive me senpai
For I have erred in haikus
Please teach me the way
 
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