Unexplainable Common Things

[Vinylic.]

^ Yeah, I heard of something like that before, but it consisted of a person dreaming and foreseeing things then it actually came true in some way or form.

Well i'm that certain person.

Sometimes I can guess which song will come up next on random shuffle.

It's happened a lot. I'll be listneing to music and think of a song, and then that will be the next song to play.

Out of 7000 songs that's kinda weird!

He's that certain person!

When you pee and it should come out in one single stream but sometimes it'll seperate into like 2-3 streams, 4 if you're ****ed up.

And He's bringing TMI wat the ****.

 

[Rici]

Why are all the cute girls interested in you when you already have a girlfriend.

 

[Jasou]

why is it that the people i dont like, like me and the people i do like dont like me (in that sorta romantic way)

 

[Ghosts]

Who else dreams in third person?

 

[Vinylic.]

Why am i female in the first place. If i was a male, I wouldn't struggle with my damn D-cups.

 

[OmegaXXII]

*****es not payin' me my money.

How is that unexplainable? We all know that ****** always do that.

 

[Wretched]

Why are all the cute girls interested in you when you already have a girlfriend.

I saw an episode of Manswers and IIRC it explained that women feel the need to compete for mates just as much as men, so when you have a girlfriend who they can smell, they are naturally more attracted to you.

 

[Swordless]

When I looked at my clock and it was like 3:12 am. I went upstairs taking something to drink and when I came back to my bed, it was 4:00. You cant ******* explain that.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I saw an episode of Manswers and IIRC it explained that women feel the need to compete for mates just as much as men, so when you have a girlfriend who they can smell, they are naturally more attracted to you.

The obvious solution to this is actually be single but rub some girls scent all over yourself

 

[oliman]

why are there always hot girls working at ben and jerrys

 

[Wretched]

The obvious solution to this is actually be single but rub some girls scent all over yourself

Actually, on that same episode, one of the Manswers was "How do you increase your chances of having sex with a lesbian" and the answer was to wear women's perfume and hang out with a platonic girlfriend.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

When I looked at my clock and it was like 3:12 am. I went upstairs taking something to drink and when I came back to my bed, it was 4:00. You cant ******* explain that.

That's not unexplainable; I changed the time on your clock don't worry.

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

When i'm thinking of something and i know what i want to say but when the time comes i completely forget what i want to say and end up making an idiot of myself

hate that ****

 

[Raidex]

When you find any object like a pair of keys, but don't need them. Then when you need them, you can't seem to find them.

Happens to me all the time.

 

[Jasou]

When i'm thinking of something and i know what i want to say but when the time comes i completely forget what i want to say and end up making an idiot of myself

hate that ****

omg i hate that too

 

[Ghosts]

Finding money in the dryer, acting like you've won some money on a scratch card.
Where in actual fact, you should be putting the new found money towards bills and food, rather than buying yourself $40 pair of shoes..

 

[OmegaXXII]

When you find any object like a pair of keys, but don't need them. Then when you need them, you can't seem to find them.

Happens to me all the time.

Same here, I always hate it when I'm looking for something that I'm in need of and it suddently "dissapears" only to be found some other time when I don't need it.

 

[Raidex]

Same here, I always hate it when I'm looking for something that I'm in need of and it suddently "dissapears" only to be found some other time when I don't need it.

Yeah, that makes me so mad. I cannot tell you how many times I've been late to school or any other things because I can't find a certain thing and find them when I come back home.

 

[SharkAttack]

Why do I get all the green traffic lights when I leave my house early, therefore making me super early; but when I'm running behind get all the late yellow/red traffic lights at every intersection to end up making me late?

 

[MechaWave]

Yeah, that makes me so mad. I cannot tell you how many times I've been late to school or any other things because I can't find a certain thing and find them when I come back home.

Happened to me so much during the school year last year. >___<

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Why do I get all the green traffic lights when I leave my house early, therefore making me super early; but when I'm running behind get all the late yellow/red traffic lights at every intersection to end up making me late?

That guy you killed reincarnated as the traffic lights.
lol jk, it's a sucky coincidence. Just don't think about it and it won't happen( or you
won't notice... )

 

[Jonas]

When you talk sh*t about someone they always seem to come out from the restroom behind you.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

When you talk sh*t about someone they always seem to come out from the restroom behind you.

my advice... never use the restroom.
works for me.

 

[Vinylic.]

I put 2 dollars for my nephew's tooth under the bed. The next day, he has a 50 dollar bill.

wtf.

 

[o-Serin-o]

Pissing in 2 separate streams.

 

[Vinylic.]

Don't return with that repulsive crap.
I heard enough.

 

[Luigitoilet]

Pissing in 2 separate streams.

This isn't unexplainable, and not that uncommon in my experience.

It's simply your piss tube slit sticking together.. It's usually a result of leftover ejaculate after intercourse or masturbation.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Pissing in 2 separate streams.

Just means you've been gettin' it in.

 

[o-Serin-o]

Don't return with that repulsive crap.
I heard enough.

What are you, a woman?


And that makes sense :o

 

[Zatchiel]

Also, morning wood.

HELP THIS MAN AND HELP ME. It's so awkward when this happens. Gotta walk around in the morning looking like I got injured during my sleep.

 

[Then123]

When my door slams open and the window is SHUT! :T

 

[Vinylic.]

What are you, a woman?


And that makes sense :o

Being a woman brings more unexplainable things. So thank god I'm not.

 

[RATED]

Same here, I always hate it when I'm looking for something that I'm in need of and it suddently "dissapears" only to be found some other time when I don't need it.

This happened to me today, I got so mad that I went and made 3 copies of the Key and put one in every room. **** that, I got tired of it.

I couldnt find the keys, I went to college without them and had to wait for mom to pick me up so she could open the door from home. As soon as I got to my bedroom... they were next to the Cellphone charger, went to the Key place that they make copies and made 3 of them. One in the kitchen, one on my room, one on my mom's room and the one that I already had( the one I lost and found) in my wallet.

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Something that I can't seem to explain: being all day sleepy, get home really late bcuz of college, work and stuff like that... go to bed, and can't get to sleep! WTF.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Being a woman brings more unexplainable things. So thank god I'm not.

I agree. I mean what is the clitoris?

 

[Vinylic.]

Wow.

Don't get me started with dat Blue Waffle.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Why would you even say that >_<

 

[Vinylic.]

I know. It makes it sound like "waking up noticing that you're wearing a bra after sleeping with your girfriend" is so much better.

 

[PieSquared]

Waking up to a completely limp arm, and knowing that its gonna get feeling back in a minute, you whack it around at everything in panic anyway.

 

[SharkAttack]

Never having batteries when I need them and as a result always having to go to the store to purchase some. Even when I buy a pack for future reference those batteries always end up vanishing or something.

 

[Dastrn]

I dream things and then they happen later.

Including people I've never met when I have the dream.