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[Noipoi]

I'm heading over to my first weekly tournament tomorrow.

Earlier today I saw a peregrine falcon resting on top a streetlight. It must be a good omen. Captain Falcon is watching over me, waiting for me to show my moves tomorrow.

Oh right Reggie. Glory to King Bowser and the Koppa Army. Uh...my body is ready.

I HOPE YOU FAIL, FOOL!

But the blue idiot told me to tell you good luck.

...

So who said they'd lewd whoever the mascot of the day was?

Mythra

I HOPE YOUR BODY IS READY

 

[Deleted member]

Ok guys, since you behave so well I'm proud to announce Rare Replay 64 with the only Rare game that mattered on the N64: MOTHER****ING GOLDENEYE!!!

It is a joke obviously source is https://twitter.com/vooksdotnet/status/1112339594652073984

 

[KarneraMythos]

DANTE, I NEED YOUR HELP

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I kek'd very heartedly. Now we just need Reuben Langdon as Dante to say something completely out-of-character.

 

[Deleted member]

Are you ever stressed about what to wear or where to sit? Us too, sometimes simultaneously. Never fear, the new ThinkGeek Exclusive Bean Bag Onesie is here to calm your unreasonable anxiety!

Bean Bag Onesie: https://t.co/4Xs5Ge3Wai pic.twitter.com/8DZAIc0C1W

— ThinkGeek (@thinkgeek) April 1, 2019

MGS6 looks great

"Ottacon, why does my butt feel like it has polystyrene stuffed in it?"

 

[Shroob]

Are you ever stressed about what to wear or where to sit? Us too, sometimes simultaneously. Never fear, the new ThinkGeek Exclusive Bean Bag Onesie is here to calm your unreasonable anxiety!

Bean Bag Onesie: https://t.co/4Xs5Ge3Wai pic.twitter.com/8DZAIc0C1W

— ThinkGeek (@thinkgeek) April 1, 2019

MGS6 looks great

Dummy Thicc: HD Edition

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

HAVE TERRIBLE DREAMS

I HOPE YOU FAIL, FOOL!

But the blue idiot told me to tell you good luck.

It's okay. Regardless of whether you're evil or not you're still our friend.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

This is almost as good as Ridleyboards.

Shaqboards is still number 1 though.

 

[Mythra]

...

So who said they'd lewd whoever the mascot of the day was?

I HOPE YOU FAIL, FOOL!

But the blue idiot told me to tell you good luck.


Mythra

I HOPE YOUR BODY IS READY

Due real higher power orders I can't do it anymore lol.

Guess they saved me.

 

[Pyra]

Oh wait

Hell yeah

April fools day

Not gonna lie, it’s fun being in on the joke before it comes out heheh

But I guess I don’t need to make an avatar!

 

[Metal Shop X]

Well shoot, I got troll by Smashboard.

 

[Noipoi]

Oh wait

Hell yeah

April fools day

Not gonna lie, it’s fun being in on the joke before it comes out heheh

But I guess I don’t need to make an avatar!

CONGRATULATIONS, IDIOT! YOU GOT THE JOKE!

Spoiler

i'm doing a thing where i pretend to be evil today don't be mad

 

[Deleted member]

EL HERMANO REGGIE

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[Zinith]

*Sees title*

Bedroom Eyes Yoshi for Smash!!!

 

[KarneraMythos]

Gamefaqs should be changed to Grinchfaqs, telling completely-true, 100% valid statements of how Kencineroar does not exist and how Chorus Kids, Geno, Isaac, Banjo, etc. are all very playable and very not usurped by Joker or the unknown DLC characters.

 

[Raxxel]

Oh. Ohohoho.

Well done Smashboards, quality prank.

 

[Idon]

I found some leaked screenshots of that Nocturne Remake:

 

[Pyra]

CONGRATULATIONS, IDIOT! YOU GOT THE JOKE!

Spoiler

i'm doing a thing where i pretend to be evil today don't be mad

**** off noipoi you piece of ****

April fools

You’re a pile of ****

April fools again

You’re a pile of noiverns and poipoles

 

[Zinith]

You’re a pile of noiverns and poipoles

I'd like to see art of that ngl

 

[Fenriraga]

Due real higher power orders I can't do it anymore lol.

Guess they saved me.

There has never been a more appropriate time to use this.

 

[Noipoi]

Who would even play a game where Kirby punches Pikachu, that sounds like trash!

Hot, steamy, leaky, squelchy, moldy, moist, stinky trash!

 

[KarneraMythos]

**** off noipoi you piece of ****

April fools

You’re a pile of ****

April fools again

You’re a pile of noiverns and poipoles

I see you're very anoid. Well your reaction was on poipose.

 

[Guynamednelson]

I swear if they put NOT JUST ONE, BUT TWO Pokemon in Smash 64 and BOTH Mario Bros. I'm gonna ****ing kill myself

 

[Mythra]

EL HERMANO REGGIE
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JIREN YOU IMBECILE
MI CUERPO SIEMPRE HA ESTADO LISTO

 

[Pyra]

Due real higher power orders I can't do it anymore lol.

Guess they saved me.

that was just an April fools joke m8 you’re in the clear

 

[Hinata]

So, who do you guys think is gonna be in Smash 64? I've heard names like Mario and Link tossed around, but I dunno. They're just not relevant in today's day and age.

But these guys...

These guys are shoe-ins. I mean, come on, have you ever met an N64 owner who doesn't own this modern classics?

 

[KarneraMythos]

Due real higher power orders I can't do it anymore lol.

Guess they saved me.

Just draw Reggie with the Super Crown. That oughta do it.

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

PLEASE EVERYONE! THIS IS A SMASH 64 CENTRIC THREAD! PLEASE KEEP THE TALK ON SMASH!!!!

We're currently trying to weed out the GLITCH known as FILS-AMECH, please stand by.

 

[Metal Shop X]

Due real higher power orders I can't do it anymore lol.

Guess they saved me.

Your body wasn't ready to drawn Reggie body, which is perfectly understanble.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

You guys wanna get uber pranked gone sexual?

Okay here it goes.

"My body is ready."

Get pranked.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Who would even play a game where Kirby punches Pikachu, that sounds like trash!

Hot, steamy, leaky, squelchy, moldy, moist, stinky trash!

So you're saying you don't like Kirby punching Pikachu, which means you care about Kirby punching Pikachu, which by transitive property means you care about Pikachu since you care that he's getting punched by Kirby...

Drop the act Noipoi we know it's you.

 

[Fenriraga]

PLEASE EVERYONE! THIS IS A SMASH 64 CENTRIC THREAD! PLEASE KEEP THE TALK ON SMASH!!!!

We're currently trying to weed out the GLITCH known as FILS-AMECH, please stand by.

Oh **** is this lore

 

[Deleted member]

I found some leaked screenshots of that Nocturne Remake:

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Damn, the new Chris Angel's Mindfreak reboot is looking really good.

 

[Pyra]

Yo Mythra I noticed you ignore my posts
I thought what we had was special
Smh

After I went out of my way to get you those tights

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

I really hope Mario is in Smash 64.

 

[Noipoi]

PLEASE EVERYONE! THIS IS A SMASH 64 CENTRIC THREAD! PLEASE KEEP THE TALK ON SMASH!!!!

We're currently trying to weed out the GLITCH known as FILS-AMECH, please stand by.

Fine then, MOD. Does Mod stand for Moody Overweight Dad? You suck!

Now here's why Pikachu is the worst character in Smash 64!

 

[Guynamednelson]

So, who do you guys think is gonna be in Smash 64? I've heard names like Mario and Link tossed around, but I dunno. They're just not relevant in today's day and age.

But these guys...

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These guys are shoe-ins. I mean, come on, have you ever met an N64 owner who doesn't own this modern classics?

Nah, they're gonna put in that stupid yellow thing to shill Pokemon. I bet they won't even do anything cool like take a guy from one of those N64 racing games and give him a completely made up moveset.

 

[Deleted member]

Thanos Reggie

Half of the Mother 3 Fans are dead.

 

[ZephyrZ]

Hot Take: Anyone who thinks Pikachu is going to be in Smash Bros for Nintendo 64 is delusional. Everyone thinks he's a lock because "Pokemon is a cultural phenomenon because blah blah blah", but consider this: The Pokemon Company. You know how they can be with licensing sometimes. You guys really think Nintendo is going to go through all that trouble just to get a yellow rad from the current fad into the game? May as well say that Beanie Babies are a lock as well.

 

[Pyra]

Thanos Reggie
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Half of the Mother 3 Fans are dead.

Chill dude stop making fun of all the people Lucas lost

 

[Hinata]

I really hope Mario is in Smash 64.

Name a single game Mario's had in the past 15 years.

I'll wait.