Labernash
Smash Lord
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- Sep 10, 2010
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So like.
Tyler.
What's up?
Tyler, Tx, is pretty legit. We are the most manly city in Texas. And we time people out at tourneys where "stalling is banned" because we don't care. Infact, poop on the rules. Because we're manly. Our women are manly. They don't shave their armpits because Tyler is such a manly city.
We have atleast 25 scrubs in this city. Like, really. Scrubs. Worse than me. S-C-R-U-B-S. SCRUBS! But.... We still reaaap allz dem fooz bout dem suckas who fink dey gewd at dis gaem.
We need VENUES!!! Let's find some. Over tea! For every venue that somebody gets a hold of and has them agree to a tourney, I will treat them to LUNCH!!
FREE FOOD!!!
Known Possible Venues:
Art of Gaming
Tyler Library
TYLER TX PR!
Biographies -
Minifox - Little is known of this warrior. She has had impacts on random people over the years. Many people know the name, yet tremble at the power. Much like the character she uses, high power, small package. It was once recorded that a Pheonix laid eggs in the core of the earth and one of the eggs had something named Minifox inside. Minifox's rage was too strong to be held in the middle of the world, so she broke through and killed all the dinosaurs with her battle cry alone. Now, Minifox holds a fearsome grasp on the Manliest City in Texas.
Labernash - Born in the southern isles of the West Indies, this handsome man believes he can fly. He trains everyday, and is slowly growing a pair of wings. He enjoys many things, like Wario. Mostly Wario. And Pizza. And flying. He can fly. He is an adventurer, and has discovered many ancient artifacts across the globe which has made him a multi-millionaire. He is a Super Saiyan, Jedi, and a Cyborg, and has stopped all kinds of evil across the galaxy. He once violated a Birdo.
Psychoace - Created from molten lava, this creature of unknown origins has destroyed many ancient civilizations. His age is unknown, but is speculated to be atleast 4,000 years old. In recent millenia, he found out what it ment to love, when he met Joseph Stalin. The two started a communistic reign in Russia around the year 1928, in which Psychoace controlled backstage. He eventually went crazy and killed Stalin, and moved to Tyler to start a new Facist regime with the Smashers there. He has taken upon a human form, and now has sex with a different girl every night.
Ravemaster - This man entails a very secretive life. Some say he used to be part of a "family" in Chicago. Others say he is a seasoned CIA veteran who single-handedly saved the earth from Alien Invasion. Some say he is a Greil Mercinary. But, his true history is a shady mystery. Regardless of his past, he has now decided to settle down and start a family. Some have wondered his true intentions with this, as he IS an Ike main after all. He could be starting a whole new gang that will leave a bloody stain on Canadian history.
Tawko - A talkshow host on Satalite Radio, Tawko is the jazzy DJ who gives the people what they want. His actually a practicing warlock, who has cast many a spell on his committed listeners. He is also said to be part dragon. He eats souls, and puts babies in blenders. Be warned, this man is dangero..... Ack...... EVERYBODY LIKES TAWKO. WE MUST ALL BOW AT HIS FEET.
Mr. Game and Watch - A transgender prostitute. He has recently discovered "furries" namely, Lucario furries. Banned from the smashboards and insecure about his terrible Jigglypuff, this... man(?) serves the Burger King and Dairy Queen. He is high up in the ranks of their personal "entertainment." Gdubz, as they call him, smells of pure acetone, and enjoys any pictures of Nickolodeon star, Arianna Grande that he can fap to.
Lolololololol
Tyler.
What's up?
Tyler, Tx, is pretty legit. We are the most manly city in Texas. And we time people out at tourneys where "stalling is banned" because we don't care. Infact, poop on the rules. Because we're manly. Our women are manly. They don't shave their armpits because Tyler is such a manly city.
We have atleast 25 scrubs in this city. Like, really. Scrubs. Worse than me. S-C-R-U-B-S. SCRUBS! But.... We still reaaap allz dem fooz bout dem suckas who fink dey gewd at dis gaem.
We need VENUES!!! Let's find some. Over tea! For every venue that somebody gets a hold of and has them agree to a tourney, I will treat them to LUNCH!!
FREE FOOD!!!
Known Possible Venues:
Art of Gaming
Tyler Library
TYLER TX PR!
Biographies -
Minifox - Little is known of this warrior. She has had impacts on random people over the years. Many people know the name, yet tremble at the power. Much like the character she uses, high power, small package. It was once recorded that a Pheonix laid eggs in the core of the earth and one of the eggs had something named Minifox inside. Minifox's rage was too strong to be held in the middle of the world, so she broke through and killed all the dinosaurs with her battle cry alone. Now, Minifox holds a fearsome grasp on the Manliest City in Texas.
Labernash - Born in the southern isles of the West Indies, this handsome man believes he can fly. He trains everyday, and is slowly growing a pair of wings. He enjoys many things, like Wario. Mostly Wario. And Pizza. And flying. He can fly. He is an adventurer, and has discovered many ancient artifacts across the globe which has made him a multi-millionaire. He is a Super Saiyan, Jedi, and a Cyborg, and has stopped all kinds of evil across the galaxy. He once violated a Birdo.
Psychoace - Created from molten lava, this creature of unknown origins has destroyed many ancient civilizations. His age is unknown, but is speculated to be atleast 4,000 years old. In recent millenia, he found out what it ment to love, when he met Joseph Stalin. The two started a communistic reign in Russia around the year 1928, in which Psychoace controlled backstage. He eventually went crazy and killed Stalin, and moved to Tyler to start a new Facist regime with the Smashers there. He has taken upon a human form, and now has sex with a different girl every night.
Ravemaster - This man entails a very secretive life. Some say he used to be part of a "family" in Chicago. Others say he is a seasoned CIA veteran who single-handedly saved the earth from Alien Invasion. Some say he is a Greil Mercinary. But, his true history is a shady mystery. Regardless of his past, he has now decided to settle down and start a family. Some have wondered his true intentions with this, as he IS an Ike main after all. He could be starting a whole new gang that will leave a bloody stain on Canadian history.
Tawko - A talkshow host on Satalite Radio, Tawko is the jazzy DJ who gives the people what they want. His actually a practicing warlock, who has cast many a spell on his committed listeners. He is also said to be part dragon. He eats souls, and puts babies in blenders. Be warned, this man is dangero..... Ack...... EVERYBODY LIKES TAWKO. WE MUST ALL BOW AT HIS FEET.
Mr. Game and Watch - A transgender prostitute. He has recently discovered "furries" namely, Lucario furries. Banned from the smashboards and insecure about his terrible Jigglypuff, this... man(?) serves the Burger King and Dairy Queen. He is high up in the ranks of their personal "entertainment." Gdubz, as they call him, smells of pure acetone, and enjoys any pictures of Nickolodeon star, Arianna Grande that he can fap to.
Lolololololol
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