Smash Wii U The Weirdest Miiverse Stage Message You've Seen

[WondrousMoose]

Wow I actually didn't expect responses lol

The second one:
...their vote will win the ballot...

But wow, you could read way more than I do, you deserve more than just cookie dough.

There ya go, use these ingredients to make a cookie!

 

[ShinyRegice]

Playing against Donkey Kong: "He has no style he has no grace, this kong has no face" alongside a drawing of a faceless Lanky Kong. I admittedly got a chuckle at this.

 

[Douglas Jay Ganon]

A jacked, muscular body posing. But with the head of the villager. It said "Work it". Disturbing.

Also, some Bowser furry semi-p0rn. Why.

 

[Nanlo]

Jigglypuff had the face of weegee

 

[Solutionme]

Marth is Kawaii at some point.

 

[Talpr1]

Farnsworth popping up on Miiverse.

 

[redch33ks]

' when I see zero suit samus I need to go to the bathroom but cant, fellers?

 

[JamietheAuraUser]

So I was playing as a Mii Brawler, fighting a CPU Duck Hunt, when I saw the following support message for Miis: "Miis are better than Duck Hunt."

That's impressive.

Edit: Also, epic thread revival.

 

[Vapo]

"link x aryll otp"

No words. On that day I quit playing on Miiverse.

 

[JamietheAuraUser]

"link x aryll otp"

No words. On that day I quit playing on Miiverse.

That's… absolutely horrible. Why the hell would you ship that?

 

[Rexcalibr]

I saw one that said "Please pray for my cat. He is obese and getting surgery tomorrow" or something like that.

 

[FieryRebirth]

That's… absolutely horrible. Why the hell would you ship that?

That was a quote.

 

[JamietheAuraUser]

That was a quote.

I know it was a quote. I was using a general "you", basically meaning "anyone".

 

[ralph458]

Swear every message relating to Is some variant of EXPAND DONG.

i found one with him where he had an ...... odd face and him saying"Oh where gonna smash alright!"

 

[ralph458]

I saw one that said "Lucina is my waifu"

You're profile picture matches the message

 

[Wintermelon43]

I don't think this was weird, really, but I once saw a picture of Ike crying and he was saying "None of my friends ever fight for me"

 

[Wiley]

By far my favorite:

"Water sucks,
Gatorade is better"

just sloppy handwriting, no pic or relation to the game.

 

[Wintermelon43]

I once saw a Hunger Games spoiler while playing as Robin against Captain Falcon in Training Mode.

Spoiler: Hunger Games spoiler

It said something about a character named Prim dying in "Mockingjay". I honestly have no idea who that character is. :|

I Love-Hate how pretty much every book death gets spoiled from the internet before I finish the series and got to that point.

 

[Tino]

Just now, aside from the "X character sucks" posts:

1. "Op plz nerf" I don't know who it was aimed at.

2. "Dong" I don't know if this was aimed at either Dr. Mario, Pikachu or Pac-Man.

3. A weird drawing of Link with the quote "Gee, this matchup sure is boring..."

4. Perhaps the most downright disgusting post I've ever seen was "Even if you win, your mom is still dead", which I believe it was aimed at Lucas. I didn't really care for Lucas at first but ever since I read his profile, I've grown attached to the little guy because it reminded me of Rosalina's tragic background.

I've had enough of Miiverse after this.

 

[Vapo]

"If Toon Link kills regular Link, is it murder or suicide?"

I don't know, random Miiverse person. I don't know.

 

[Tino]

"If Toon Link kills regular Link, is it murder or suicide?"

I don't know, random Miiverse person. I don't know.

What were these people watching these days to post something I can't even describe? I mean, really?

 

[Talpr1]

"If Toon Link kills regular Link, is it murder or suicide?"

I don't know, random Miiverse person. I don't know.

Perfectly legit question if you ask me. My opinion is that it's murder since they come from different timelines :kappa:

 

[ralph458]

"Irony: Dr Mario can't recover"
"Stop! You're edge is hurting the children"
1. Mordecai from Regular Show saying "Whoaaaa!"
2. Virginia from Dragonball Pee saying "Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier"

 

[Ocarina Stealer]

I got one saying "Shulk is in the Ku Klux Klan". I don't even know.

 

[Carl the Oatswag]

"Haha your mom is dead" when I was playing as Lucas.

I've seen that one

 

[Carl the Oatswag]

ZSS: A stick drawing of her with 2 giant breasts
Ganondorf: A picture of a Penis that must have taken an hour to draw

 

[RoyMaBoy]

Well, I once saw a picture when the stage was first released that had a terribly drawn Pikachu and it just said "Kill me now" or something. Also, most of the time when Donkey Kong is in a match, the drawings 95% of the time or more have something to do with "Expanding dong". A lot of the time, character support pages are just filled with memes and stuff, the stage was kind of a let-down.

 

[TheCh0sen]

Luigi with his nose bigger then usual and the caption stating "Size matters".

 

[Logo12]

Suddenly reminded of this topic, and I tried this time with the Japanese side.

Well... not as well as expected, since Japan posts are of much higher quality :/

Wait... the AFOX joke! It's alive!

This isn't even weird, I just felt like I must share this

"Nerfed"

Of to Mr Game and Watch support...

*Before Battle...* (Okay these 9 jokes and drawing 9 on judge board joke are common but eh)

etc etc etc.

 

[SmashChu]

Best one

"Yoshi is a beast

**** you Jeff."

 

[Tanukie]

One time, I was playing as Marth and it said "Lucina is literally as flat as marth"

 

[N7Kopper]

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYQHAAABAACNUKFKkMYZtQ
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYQHAAABAACNUKFKfhbpkA
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAADVHkhpd43sA
Found these in the Olimar community. There was also a well-drawn one of Ike and Olimar arguing about friends and fighting.
And one of Olimar ranting about how everyone thinks he's the size of a coin, and it's not his fault that PNF-404 is WAY bigger than Earth. (I liked that one - and it makes me wish that the character cameos in Superstar Saga weren't cut)

 

[EvenDemonsKnow1]

"Smash is fun, it distracts me while daddy hits mommy "

I wish I was kidding.

 

[AfroGamerNinja]

Sorry if it's considered as necro'ing, but I had to share something I've made. You have zero guess about who it's supposed to represent, though.

Anyway, when I was fighting in the Miiverse against a AI Falco, I saw a drawing involving a bird and a slice of bread. And some LuCENA stuff.

 

[Kiritora]

 

[AfroGamerNinja]

Insta-fav.

 

[Donkey_Inferno]

*Unrolls list longer than an Ancient Chinese Scroll*

Well there's far too many...

But probably the worst was a (incredibly detailed) picture of Mario putting his D*** in Luigis mouth and it said "Luigi Suk"

... I didn't play MiiVerse for a solid week after this.

 

[popernennins]

*Image removed* tbh im not even sure this is allowed but here it is

Moderator Edit: The image contains contents that are too explicit for the forum.

 

[Douglas Jay Ganon]

popernennins
Now that's really ****ed up. Seriously.

 

[Kikkipoptart12]

popernennins You should remove that picture NSFW, pictures are not allowed here.