The Sarcasm Game

[JayTheUnseen]

Post the beginning of a sentence, and then the next poster will turn it into a sarcastic statement by adding a satirical ending to it!

Spoiler: Examples

Example 1:

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is a bad game because...

Adult Link isn't very handsome.

I love French Fries.

Because I love clogging up my veins with grease and salt.

Gemstones are nice to look at...
[etc]

Let's see how long this lasts!
I will start, of course:

Pizza is good party food because...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

It totally isn't good for anything but parties.

I don't like mainstream TV shows.

 

[Prepare_Yourself]

They're too well produced, acted and written to feel really genuine.

I love playing Brawl!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

...because tripping is the best thing ever!

Snow is awesome...

 

[A10theHero]

...because I didn't need my toes anyways!

Friendship is magic...

 

[Kneutronic]

...because I totally have friends in my lonely old home in the middle of nowhere!

I always wanted to go on a cruise...

 

[Geek]

...because I can go on a cruise! I have a job that could feed my children for several hundred years!

Birds are resplendent...

 

[Darkpit54]

because I love having my car pooped on.

Sarcasm is the answer to everything...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Because idiots always ask the best questions!

Dogs are superior to cats. . .

 

[Prepare_Yourself]

Because I love a friend that likes me so much, he cries, scratches, digs and screams when I leave him for an hour or two.

I love Tumblr because...

 

[Geek]

...it's where every form of opinion is accepted, no matter what circumstance!

Albert Einstein was a genius because...

 

[Darkpit54]

anyone who doesn't know how to fix his hair must be smart.

Dark Pit is better than regular Pit...

 

[Fire Emblemier]

...because I love how 'dark' characters are 2edgy4me.

The new Smash Brothers is a great game...

 

[Devil May Plop]

...because Shiek winning everything is super exciting!

Rice is better than burritos, because...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

...meat is obviously bad for your health.

Cloud is awesome because...

 

[Darkpit54]

...recovery isn't THAT important, right?

Music is wonderful, because...

 

[Devil May Plop]

...the same songs playing on the radio every second of every day is great!

Roy is the best FE lord because...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

...FE7 is totally better than any FE game, right?

Deadpool is the best since...

 

[Lord Dio]

I hate guys who dress up, arm themselves to the teeth, and make jokes, especially when i can hire killer clowns for parties!
Anime is great because......

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

...it's a mistake.

Melee is awful because...

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Wavedashing and l-cancel were never meant to be part of the game in the first place. Brawl is where it's at for most competitive.

Fire Emblem fates is wonderful because

 

[Devil May Plop]

...you gotta love incest!

Ike is the worst lord because...

 

[Prepare_Yourself]

All that brawn, hair and agility just make me jealous of how cool he is.

I love excersize, because...

 

[Devil May Plop]

...getting all sweaty is great!

Reviving threads is just a blast because...

 

[Darkpit54]

It's not like zombies kill everyone in the TV shows! Why not make a zombie thread?

Staraptor is one of the best pokemon because...

 

[Kneutronic]

I like a Pokémon that relies on recoil moves for major damage!

Midna is awesome because...

 

[Deleted member]

....she totally isn't a bratty half-pint or obvious eye candy depending on the form.

Heavy is the best TF2 class because....

 

[Devil May Plop]

...Russian accents and SANDVICH doesn't get old at all!

Plopping is great because...

 

[Deleted member]

....I don't know what it is!

Burgers are awesome because.....

 

[Devil May Plop]

...they totally don't put the worst veggies on them!

Male Robin's up taunt is perfect because...

 

[JayTheUnseen]

because calling yourself fat builds self-confidence!

Team based shooters are fun...

 

[Kneutronic]

...because I just love being teamed with that one guy who is dragging your whole team down.

Swimming is fun...

 

[Devil May Plop]

Because the fear of drowning isn't a thing!

Suits are amazing because...

 

[Prepare_Yourself]

...who doesn't love paying more to dry clean one suit than to wash all your other clothes combined?

I love hanging out in forum games, since after all...

 

[Manonymous]

I have nothing else to do, since I don't have any social life.

I love playing Pichu, because he just ...

 

[Prepare_Yourself]

overwhelms my opponents with all the self damaging moves.

I'm excited for PPMD's return to streaming...

 

[Crescentium]

, he's one of my favorite Fortnite streamers.

Going to my first tournament tomorrow, hope I'll...

 

[OnyanRings]

...Meet nice people, i'm sure they'll have good hygiene too !

I can't wait for the FF7 remake, i sure hope...

 

[Kneutronic]

...Aerith doesn't die in this remake.

Playing Smash Ultimate is quite an experience...

 

[Manonymous]

... especially when you fight a Belmont who loves to spam projectiles.

I sure hope Persona 5 will be released on the Switch ...