The Sarcasm Game

JayTheUnseen

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#1
Post the beginning of a sentence, and then the next poster will turn it into a sarcastic statement by adding a satirical ending to it!
Example 1:
Poster#1 said:
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is a bad game because...
Poster#2 said:
Adult Link isn't very handsome.

I love French Fries.
Poster#1 said:
Because I love clogging up my veins with grease and salt.

Gemstones are nice to look at...
[etc]
Let's see how long this lasts!
I will start, of course:

Pizza is good party food because...
 
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#6
...because I totally have friends in my lonely old home in the middle of nowhere!

I always wanted to go on a cruise...
 

Geek

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#7
...because I can go on a cruise! I have a job that could feed my children for several hundred years!

Birds are resplendent...
 

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#8
because I love having my car pooped on.

Sarcasm is the answer to everything...
 

Geek

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#11
...it's where every form of opinion is accepted, no matter what circumstance!

Albert Einstein was a genius because...
 

Darkpit54

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#12
anyone who doesn't know how to fix his hair must be smart.

Dark Pit is better than regular Pit...
 

Darkpit54

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#16
...recovery isn't THAT important, right?

Music is wonderful, because...
 

Lord Dio

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#19
I hate guys who dress up, arm themselves to the teeth, and make jokes, especially when i can hire killer clowns for parties!
Anime is great because......
 

Fire Emblemier

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#21
Wavedashing and l-cancel were never meant to be part of the game in the first place. Brawl is where it's at for most competitive. :smirk:

Fire Emblem fates is wonderful because
 

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#25
It's not like zombies kill everyone in the TV shows! Why not make a zombie thread?

Staraptor is one of the best pokemon because...
 

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#26
I like a Pokémon that relies on recoil moves for major damage! :p

Midna is awesome because...
 
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#27
....she totally isn't a bratty half-pint or obvious eye candy depending on the form.

Heavy is the best TF2 class because....
 

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#32
...because I just love being teamed with that one guy who is dragging your whole team down.

Swimming is fun...
 

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#39
...Aerith doesn't die in this remake.

Playing Smash Ultimate is quite an experience...
 
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Manonymous

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#40
... especially when you fight a Belmont who loves to spam projectiles.

I sure hope Persona 5 will be released on the Switch ...
 
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