Just gonna post this in this thread since it's so relevant here, report, and wait patiently for the lock to come.
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First, we are going to need to locate a button with a strange up-side down triangle on top of a square, as seen here.
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Second, mouse over it like so.
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Third, click "Start a new Conversation"
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Fourth, enter the targets you wish to trash talk, call out, or otherwise "put in their place."
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Fifth, type in a suiting title and message to articulately and meaningfully debase your target(s) in the message section below.
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Sixth, locate the "start a conversation" button. Hover over it cautiously, but ultimately don't press it. Instead, find this button in the bottom left corner of your screen. Click it.
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Finally, hover over the arrow next to "shut down" and then find the sleep option. Take your computer's advice and GO THE **** TO SLEEP
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