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The Possibilities Arise from the Subspace Emissary Movie From 12/21

lumberheartwood

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Well, here's a recap: I have 20/20 vision lol. Here goes:

POINT 1:
Meta Knight is in the scene with the Ice Climbers after the Yoshi and Link partner up. Also, its official Rayquaza is a boss. How can one deny that? Also, Bowser is in cahoots with Wario too. All there is left is for Dedede to be the one we see in the Halberd driving seat. After all, the Ancient Minister was outside when the ship was steering in the sky and those little minions don't look too smart so it HAS to be King Dedede. Its logical too.

POINT 2:
Ness is now R.I.P. 99.9% chance. That last 0.1% is my second option. You decide. I saw for myself. There was proof. Its either these two. Ness is officially dead on the weekend before Christmas or Lucas is really pissing people off now courtesy of the home-run bat. I feel your pain too Mother/Earthbound fans. I'm hoping he IS IN FACT using a home-run bat.

POINT 3:
You guys saw for yourself. Magikarp is IN FACT INVOLVED. Look at the level of Yoshi and Link. It is indeed one. But its so aggressive. I guess we'll be seeing underwater stages too. Just no swimming involved. Sorry fellas.


BONUS HUMOR POINT 1:
Tag: Ike and Link are brothers from another mother.
That's the term I'm going to use. Same voice actor from what I heard. They are both men for sure. No teenagers here. They can knock up anyone if they wanted to, like Saki Amamiya did. *snicker snicker*

Its official. Get a sound professional if u need more convincing folks. Can't wait to see who else could be their brother(s).

BONUS HUMOR POINT 2:
Tag: Took 20 years but our Link has finished up puberty.
Well...he has a voice fellas (and girls too). Its a deep baritone voice. Nice job Sakurai. You made a man out of Link and a woman (as well as possible abusive *****y spouse too-thats when Gothic Witch Zelda comes in) out of Zelda.

This is the best Christmas update anyone can give. Also, I thank him for making Peach her damsel in distress image again. Sorry. Peach is a personal favorite of mine. But there was no way I could bear Zelda being a victim. She doesn't look like she's one this time around too. She loss her innocence, I hope in her appearance...not in the other way...

BONUS HUMOR POINT 3:
Tag: Meta Knight and the Ice Climbers...Samus and Pikachu...Link in Norfair...say what???
I know. Possibilities are shown. Meta Knight and the Ice Climbers...its still hard for me to see in my mind. Oh jeez. His suave mystere with their blunt adorableness...wow!! Then, I see Pikachu and Samus with the same stage/background when they were shown. This is possible now that we've seen the unlikely appear. Mario and Kirby and Peach and Zelda and Petey Piranha; Link and Yoshi; Diddy Kong and Fox and Rayquaza. Amazingingly small universe huh? Last, Link was in Norfair. The background behind him in the shot before DK is shown with molten lava. How'd that get there? Can't wait to see how Mercenary Ike and shy guy Lucas result in this Adventure mode...I'll bring more of my thoughts in upcoming updates from the Dojo.
 

Frogla

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ok no just no. I stopped reading at Magikarp.

You, Samuria Panda, Buzz and everyone else needs to listen thats not a Magikarp. That is a Subspace Army enemie, watch Sonic joins the brawl for a clearer picture.

Its a one eyed floating fish like thing.
 

Jumpinjahosafa

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I swear all of your posts leave me speechless.

Usually i find errors or something to make fun of.. not here..

I guess thats a compliment.
 

Archaeopteryx

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ok no just no. I stopped reading at Magikarp.

You, Samuria Panda, Buzz and everyone else needs to listen thats not a Magikarp. That is a Subspace Army enemie, watch Sonic joins the brawl for a clearer picture.

Its a one eyed floating fish like thing.
you are right. i just watched the video again and it's not a magikarp. it's that one-eyed fish like u say
 

lumberheartwood

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Thanks all of you. I'm making more good topics and someday hope to Brawl against you people. Keep on reading. I hope that Samuraipanda visits and uses one of my quotes in an upcoming podcast. I "love Show Me Your News" and I can't wait to see Youko come back refreshed.
 

lumberheartwood

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I think its safe to say its a Magikarp designed enemy. You guys have me thinking since I see the video and I keep seeing 6 to 8 tentacles where there are suppose to be whiskers.
 

Frogla

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I think its safe to say its a Magikarp designed enemy. You guys have me thinking since I see the video and I keep seeing 6 to 8 tentacles where there are suppose to be whiskers.
I will agree that it bares similaritys to Magikarp but its by no means a Magikarp.
 

Reckoning A16

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I really can not see Samus with Pikachu, thats worse then Link (the coolest swordsman around) + Yoshi (the most hated character around), but Links awesomeness does even out with Yoshi's retardedness

P.S - Do not mix up coolest with badass..ness, Ike wins in that category
 

lumberheartwood

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I know. I don't see Samus with Pikachu, let alone Kirby and Zelda or Link and Yoshi but Sakurai has made it happened. Also, if you think that's weird. Think what Snake is going to say about pokemon with his comrades. Snake's made sexual comments regarding Samus, humor regarding Yoshi, and even fart jokes about Wario. What's to say won't possibly happen...
 

Zombieoficer

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I really can not see Samus with Pikachu, thats worse then Link (the coolest swordsman around) + Yoshi (the most pwnsomely awesome character around), but Links awesomeness does even out with Yoshi's god-like qualities.

P.S - Do not mix up coolest with badass..ness, Ike wins in that category. before yoshi, of course
Fixed it for you. :)
 

lumberheartwood

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Haha. Isn't word tampering the best?

Also, there is always a "dweeb" mixed in with a "cool" dude everytime. Its been like that since movies were invented, background singers were present, and now video games having Sakurai direct Brawl. Ness with Ike is hysterical but not as much as Mr. Game & Watch with Sonic. Haha.

Sonic: "What the ---- are you"
Mr. Game & Watch: "*noise*"
Sonic: "Are you mocking me..."
Mr. Game & Watch: "*noise*"
Sonic: "Why I ought to..."
Mr. Game & Watch: "*noise*"
Sonic: "Want a piece of me..."
Mr. Game & Watch: "*noise*"
Sonic: "Don't make me do it..."
Mr. Game & Watch: "*noise*"
Sonic: "I could flatten you into a pancake"
Mr. Game & Watch: "*creepy silence*"
Sonic: "Sonic's the name, speed's the game b-t-h!"
Mr. Game & Watch: "*creepy silence*"
Sonic: "So then...your already flat huh?"
Mr. Game & Watch: "*creepy silence*"
Sonic: "Hmmm...*pondering*..."
Mr. Game & Watch: "*utterly creepy silence*"
Sonic: (Faces Mr. Game & Watch up close now) "I...like you..."
Mr. Game & Watch: "I like you too Knuckles"
Sonic: *Dies of an impeding heart attack...*
Mr. Game & Watch: "*noise*"
Sonic: (Sonic had an extra stock life) "Lets go face those Subspace guys...they took Mario and I need to pay him a little visit to my fists"
(They walk towards the mountain)
Mr. Game & Watch: "*noise*"
Sonic: "Are you still mocking me..."
(Sonic races up ahead and leaves Mr. Game & Watch running weirdly; fast too)
 

lumberheartwood

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I'm not a Mother's fan. Never been since I played it. I do like Ness since he was put in SSB though because I loved his song whenever I played and I won, since I usually did win. That's what kept me to play him in Melee. His victory song.
 
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