~The Official Professor Kawashima for Brawl Thread~

[Smashbros2000]

Dr. Kawashima actually scored pretty good on the poll. You're not getting anywhere with Link's Uncle on poll arguement. "Didn't expect"? You are merely grasping at straws. Everyone you said was conjecture.



You should be ashamed for disregarding that.

I'm not ashamed of that

 

[Smashbros2000]

Dr. Kawabonga? no thanks.

Dr. Kawabonga, that's not his name

 

[Shuma]

@Vesperview:

Oh come on, no moves? you clearly have no imagination, he could vomit numbers all over you!.

/sarcasm

Dumb idea for a dumb character.

 

[Smashbros2000]

@Vesperview:

Oh come on, no moves? you clearly have no imagination, he could vomit numbers all over you!.

/sarcasm

Dumb idea for a dumb character.

don't say that please -_-

 

[Wu Tang Gang]

I'm not ashamed of that

STOP

Dr. Kawabonga, that's not his name

BEING

@Vesperview:

Oh come on, no moves? you clearly have no imagination, he could vomit numbers all over you!.

/sarcasm

Dumb idea for a dumb character.

Race Car Drivers, Rats, and Doctors seemed to be dumb ideas in Melee, BUT WAIT! They were in.

don't say that please -_-

FRESH!

 

[vesperview]

Race Car Drivers, Rats, and Doctors seemed to be dumb ideas in Melee, BUT WAIT! They were in.

How can you compare them to this thing?! I would take Pichu over Kawashima any day, that's how much this idea sucks!

 

[Wu Tang Gang]

How can you compare them to this thing?! I would take Pichu over Kawashima any day, that's how much this idea sucks!

Just because the law states you're allowed to express your opinion, doesn't make it fact.

"One man's trash is another man's treasure"

 

[Shuma]

"Race Car Drivers, Rats, and Doctors seemed to be dumb ideas in Melee, BUT WAIT! They were in."

But Wait! They have Bodies! OMGOMGOMG!

 

[vesperview]

I love how the only argument in favor of Kawashima is.

"He was on the poll, lol "

I could bet my life a limbless head won't be a playable character, stop arguing with me, IT WON'T HAPPEN!

 

[Smashbros2000]

"Race Car Drivers, Rats, and Doctors seemed to be dumb ideas in Melee, BUT WAIT! They were in."

But Wait! They have Bodies! OMGOMGOMG!

Race Car Driver, Rats and Doctors dosen't count in Melee. Or is it?

 

[~Krystal~]

Kawashima would look like he'd just have projectiles for his moveset......

With maybe his tounge being his only physical attack....(SICK)

NO! I can't take it! This has bad idea written all over it. People probably suggested Kawashima to get their lulz and Sakurai jumped all over that.

 

[Wu Tang Gang]

"Race Car Drivers, Rats, and Doctors seemed to be dumb ideas in Melee, BUT WAIT! They were in."

But Wait! They have Bodies! OMGOMGOMG!

Like anyone cares. Moveset arguements are immature.

I love how the only argument in favor of Kawashima is.

"He was on the poll, lol "

I could bet my life a limbless head won't be a playable character, stop arguing with me, IT WON'T HAPPEN!

You'd be right then. I'm arguing that he has no cons, besides the fact of him not being visible for Brawl. I just see him as an AT.

Kawashima would look like he'd just have projectiles for his moveset......

With maybe his tounge being his only physical attack....(SICK)

NO! I can't take it! This has bad idea written all over it. People probably suggested Kawashima to get their lulz and Sakurai jumped all over that.

...May I have some proof? I mean, you suggested people told Sakurai to get their "lulz" by giving Sakurai that idea. If people wanted lol, they'd vote for Link's Uncle. No one did, but people did infact vote for Kawashima.

 

[vesperview]

Moveset arguments are not immature in this case... any person with some common sense, would see how ridiculous Kawashima would be in Brawl.

 

[Shuma]

"I'm arguing that he has no cons"

I have one, he's a floating bodyless head.

 

[Wu Tang Gang]

Moveset arguments are not immature in this case... any person with some common sense, would see how ridiculous Kawashima would be in Brawl.

"I'm arguing that he has no cons"

I have one, he's a floating bodyless head.

If a Redneck from the Future Race Car driver can get moves, and good ones(Not to mention skyrocketing his appeal and has even been dubbed the new Chuck Norris), why can't a floating head be the next guy?

 

[vesperview]

If a Redneck from the Future Race Car driver can get moves, and good ones(Not to mention skyrocketing his appeal and has even been dubbed the new Chuck Norris), why can't a floating head be the next guy?

Because he is just a floating head!

I dare you to bring a good argument for Kawashima without comparing him to a character with a body and limbs.

 

[Wu Tang Gang]

Because he is just a floating head!

I dare you to bring a good argument for Kawashima without comparing him to a character with a body and limbs.

Chain Chomp(body less and Limbless) and him were on the poll. Obviously, if they were in the poll, Sakurai would be able to incorporate them as Playable Characters, otherwise he'd be an idiot.

 

[vesperview]

Chain Chomp(body less and Limbless) and him were on the poll. Obviously, if they were in the poll, Sakurai would be able to incorporate them as Playable Characters, otherwise he'd be an idiot.

Not everything on the poll is going to be playable, and certainly Chain Chomp won't, he's not playable even in the worst Mario Spinoffs, why would he be playable in Brawl?

 

[Wu Tang Gang]

Not everything on the poll is going to be playable, and certainly Chain Chomp won't, he's not playable even in the worst Mario Spinoffs, why would he be playable in Brawl?

Thanks for dodging my point. I only put up Chain Chomp to show Kawashima wasn't there "For the lulz''

Obviously, if they were in the poll, Sakurai would be able to incorporate them as Playable Characters, otherwise he'd be an idiot.​

See it now?

 

[vesperview]

Thanks for dodging my point. I only put up Chain Chomp to show Kawashima wasn't there "For the lulz''
Obviously, if they were in the poll, Sakurai would be able to incorporate them as Playable Characters, otherwise he'd be an idiot.

See it now?

How do you know that's why he mentions them? Certainly the Link's Uncle is on the poll argument works pretty well in this case.

 

[Rocketspark]

Two syllables:
Sticker.

 

[Wu Tang Gang]

How do you know that's why he mentions them? Certainly the Link's Uncle is on the poll argument works pretty well in this case.

You mean the guy who gives you his sword in Link to the past?

Now we're back to Captain Falcon.

 

[vesperview]

You mean the guy who gives you his sword in Link to the past?

Now we're back to Captain Falcon.

Yeah him, I doubt he was mentioned because Sakurai thought he was a shoe in.

 

[Wu Tang Gang]

Yeah him, I doubt he was mentioned because Sakurai thought he was a shoe in.

lol

A Sakurai putting some characters on the poll with no possible moveset is like
A Teacher putting some problems on the board with no possible answer.

 

[Thirdkoopa]

Dr. Lobe is cooler

Huge Quoted For Truth Bomb in my life...Dr.lobe FTW <3 ...He's 10X Moar awsome than kawashima XD.

He was on the poll just as many times as Claus, his games sold like heaps heaps better than Mother 3 and a symbol for him is allready in Brawl. He would represent the DS, Ninetendo's current handheld, he could easily have a moveset Sakurai is creative.

I don't think he will be in but everything that Claus has going for him (pretty much) Kawashima does too and more such as having two worldwide games and better game sales.

Biased arguements FTW! Actually sakurai likes Mother 3 more + He helped work on it + It sold massively in japan + He was mentioned in the journal twice + He's practically the only reasonable second Mother rep left + He is unique and popular and has a role.
Kawashima ? Don't even get me into...Still he got 2 journal entries.

 

[Wu Tang Gang]

Third Koopa, thanks for that tidbit of information. Now he has even more pros..that's pretty weird for a floating head to have this many pros.

 

[vesperview]

Third Koopa, thanks for that tidbit of information. Now he has even more pros..that's pretty weird for a floating head to have this many pros.

You keep saying he has OH so many pros, but you haven't even mentioned one!

 

[Wu Tang Gang]

You keep saying he has OH so many pros, but you haven't even mentioned one!

• First Party
• high-selling series
• Was voted for on the poll.
• Never proven to have had a con that isn't opinion
• Huge potential for a WTF!? character
• Was in Sakurai's Journal entries twice
• Extremely Original and Unique (Not to mention ambiguous and inane) character

Krystal and vesperview, you know I think he's an AT. If you keep pressing me, I may as well make a club for him. You're both jumping the points I've made like Mario.

 

[~Krystal~]

You keep saying he has OH so many pros, but you haven't even mentioned one!

All he has are the polls! I want to see some moveset pros! Don't just leave the brainstorming to Sakurai, if you're going to support a character you better **** well be able to tell us how he will be playable.

 

[Thirdkoopa]

You keep saying he has OH so many pros, but you haven't even mentioned one!

All he has is two things for him:
One:He was mentioned in sakurai's journal twice (Jeff , Black shadow , And BF Were also...Those weren't the most "Popular" Suggestions when characters like Geno , Claus and Olimar have the upper hand with entries <_<.)
Two:He is popular ... But hardly and only to the casual crowd , Might i stress that sakurai's goal isn't to mostly go by popularity and Dr.lobe is popular to ?

So you end out with a big floating head who got two journal entries and has slight popularity who is a REAL LIFE PERSON..Do you have any clue how many people will not even buy this game because of that ? Or how many people will freak out ? I Can go on buto n the other hand Dr.lobe is less harder to impliment , Not a RL Person , Has quite a good ammount of popularity , And rep's a well part of nintendo.
Hmm i'm thinking lobe is more likely ? Honestly since Brawl isn't Melee 2.0 not every series with icons will get Reps so kawashima = Probably not even going to be in So basically all i did for you was give xianfing something to eat on about claus arguements and gave him moar reasons for him NOT To be in .

 

[vesperview]

[*]First Party

So? there are a ton of first parties more important than him.

[*]high-selling series

So? Most characters in the game come from high selling franchises.

[*]Was voted for on the poll.

So? I though we had agreed that some choices on the poll are certainly not going to be playable.

[*]Never proven to have had a con that isn't opinion

Oh, so huge floating head is opinion? he has NO possible moves.

[*]Huge potential for a WTF!? character

That's hardly a reason.

Oh and BTW, Sakurai's journal is the polls so don't use that twice.

 

[Wu Tang Gang]

So? there are a ton of first parties more important than him.

So? Most characters in the game come from high selling franchises.

...How is that a reason? He sells high, he blends in. Thanks for the support..(you're crazy..who supports the character they're arguing against?)

So? I though we had agreed that some choices on the poll are certainly not going to be playable.

He was VOTED for. Koopa Troopa WAS NOT, but HE WAS. There's a small word you forgot to read, it's called VOTE.

Oh, so huge floating head is opinion? he has NO possible moves.

We just went over this, and you didn't even respond. Apparently somebody's in denial.

That's hardly a reason

Potential, is what that reason is.

 

[vesperview]

...How is that a reason? He sells high, he blends in. Thanks for the support..(you're crazy..who supports the character they're arguing against?)

ALL NINTENDO CHARACTERS HAVE THAT ARGUMENT TO THEIR FAVOR, THAT'S WHY THAT IS NOT A VIABLE ARGUMENT IN ANY DISCUSSION, don't be so oblivious.

He was VOTED for. Koopa Troopa WAS NOT, but HE WAS. There's a small word you forgot to read, it's called VOTE.

He was mentioned twice, not you nor I know in which context, stop calling that a vote, he was just mentioned.

We just went over this, and you didn't even respond. Apparently somebody's in denial.

In denial of what, that he is a stupid head with no moves? You only tried to make that go away by comparing him to Pichu, Doc and Captain Falcon which equals to an EPIC FAIL!

Potential, is what that reason is.

And that potential would be? Answer that!

 

[Wu Tang Gang]

lol

A Sakurai putting some characters on the poll with no possible moveset is like
A Teacher putting some problems on the board with no possible answer.

Is it me, or did you evade this analogy?

ALL NINTENDO CHARACTERS HAVE THAT ARGUMENT TO THEIR FAVOR, THAT'S WHY THAT IS NOT A VIABLE ARGUMENT IN ANY DISCUSSION, don't be so oblivious.

His sales were higher than many series that are in Brawl right now. Looks like you're just regurgitating fallen arguements.

He was mentioned twice, not you nor I know in which context, stop calling that a vote, he was just mentioned.

He was voted for, I believe. He also was mentioned in the journal. Denying to those facts and insisting on disregarding them shows that you have no more arguement.

In denial of what, that he is a stupid head with no moves? You only tried to make that go away by comparing him to Pichu, Doc and Captain Falcon which equals to an EPIC FAIL!

READ THE ****ING ANALOGY YOU SKIPPED!

And that potential would be? Answer that!

An unexpected WTF!? character, G&W ring a bell(Pun intended)? I shouldn't have to spoonfeed these simple facts.

 

[vesperview]

Is it me, or did you evade this analogy?

That's a stupid analogy, he still doesn't have moves or even a body to work from.

His sales were higher than many series that are in Brawl right now. Looks like you're just regurgitating fallen arguements.

Since when do sales affect the outcome of the game? Stop using that as an argument, Nintendogs also sold well, that doesn't mean a puppy was intended as a playable character, Dr. Kawashima = AT!

He was voted for, I believe. He also was mentioned in the journal. Denying to those facts and insisting on disregarding them shows that you have no more arguement.

Journal = Polls, Those aren't voted, they just counted how many times he mention the characters, plus, Link's Uncle was on the poll? You think he is going to be playable?

READ THE ****ING ANALOGY YOU SKIPPED!

Just did and it sucks!

An unexpected WTF!? character, G&W ring a bell(Pun intended)? I shouldn't have to spoonfeed these simple facts.

Mr. Game and Watch, Nintendo's first videogame character, retro and has a body and limbs, FAIL!

 

[Wu Tang Gang]

Since when do sales affect the outcome of the game? Stop using that as an argument, Nintendogs also sold well, that doesn't mean a puppy was intended as a playable character, Dr. Kawashima = AT!

I agree he's AT, but not at all in your arguement, I only think he's AT by opinin.. Also, you need to stop saying fail after every sentence. It's getting homosexual. Anyways, you really have no arguement.

You just keep on reusing destroyed arguements, to the point of it getting supremely gay. I'm not continuing, because all I'll hear from you is past arguements and FAIL! all the time. I'm not going the Parrothead way.

 

[vesperview]

I agree he's AT, but not at all in your arguement, I only think he's AT by opinin.. Also, you need to stop saying fail after every sentence. It's getting homosexual. Anyways, you really have no arguement.

You just keep on reusing destroyed arguements, to the point of it getting supremely gay. I'm not continuing, because all I'll hear from you is past arguements and FAIL! all the time. I'm not going the Parrothead way.

Unless you come up with a moveset, I don't see how you can destroy those arguments, and "It's getting homosexual" WTF?

 

[Collective of Bears]

So? there are a ton of first parties more important than him.



So? Most characters in the game come from high selling franchises.
Like Ness, who nobody in America really ever heard of until smash?

So? I though we had agreed that some choices on the poll are certainly not going to be playable.
Well, Kawashima is one of the ones that actually has a chance.


Oh, so huge floating head is opinion? he has NO possible moves.
Kawashima is a real person, they could just as easily give him a body.

That's hardly a reason.
The game needs more WTF characters, if you ask me.

Responses in bold.

 

[vesperview]

Responses in bold.

1. Your Ness reference made absolutely NO sense.

2. Yeah Kawashima has a chance alright, for AT!

3. He doesn't have a body in his game, he shouldn't have one in Brawl, even if he is real.

4. Nobody asked you.

 

[Collective of Bears]

1. Your Ness reference made absolutely NO sense.
Ness isn't high-selling or popular in America (unless you're talking about smash)

2. Yeah Kawashima has a chance alright, for AT!
For PC.

3. He doesn't have a body in his game, he shouldn't have one in Brawl, even if he is real.
I thought you said he won't be playable.

4. Nobody asked you.
So I have an opinion. Sue me.

Once again, responses in bold.