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The Official PGH/NEOH Grime Power Rankings

Sweet™

Smash Famous @PennStateSweet #SweetNation
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Current PR:

1. :089: :088: :088: :088: :088: Sweet
2. :088: :088: :088: :088: PGH Carroll
3. :088: :088: :088: SilentSwag
4. :088: :088: Vidjogamer
5. :mad088: Dempt

TOP FIVE GRIMER'S ARE IN ORDER. AFTER WHICH, GRIMER'S ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER.



Sweet:
  • Stole Michigan’s idea to make a Grime PR with Housewife.
  • After losing to Skyson at a tournament that he helped run, deleted the bracket file and left.
  • Told S1 he didn't feel like going to Pittsburgh for a tournament anymore, and instead went to a tournament in Buffalo that had a $500 pot bonus without telling anyone.
  • Tried using Falco against S1 in grand finals at a NEOH weekly.
  • Constantly whores himself out in teams to whoever is good.
  • Gets upset about PM bashing, claims he is quitting Melee to play PM full time in order to make a point, goes to a Melee tournament the following weekend.
  • Asked Kofi (a Yoshi player) to wait to play their bracket match while he sat down at a setup with Beanwolf to get Yoshi matchup advice.
  • Says he doesn’t want pizza at MoaL, doesn’t pay for it, then eats the pizza they set aside for those in teams grand finals if he places top 2.
  • Used Ice Climbers against Borp to squeak out a win after dropping Sheik.
  • Kept up a lie to Dempt for over two years about a story where PGH Carroll was arrested for waving a dildo at a cop on the way home from FC-10.
  • Promised Chaos he would team with him at a Melee local, then teamed with S1 when he decided to go.
  • 2v1'd a kid in teams at Apex 2014 with PGH Carroll while the player was asking S1 to stop trash talking him and his teammate.
  • While under the influence, watched a friend sign into Hulu, then wrote down the account information.


PGH Carroll :

  • Pushes best of 5's in teams finals every week despite being told not to.
  • Seeds brackets to deliberately have specific people play early in bracket.
  • Says he is going to retire after Carrollfest 4, does the complete opposite.
  • Pretended to be Chain-Ace at MLG Anaheim to play fake bracket sets against top level players.
  • Took Casual Friday's place in bracket at MLG Anaheim.
  • Took SaltySith’s place in pools at Apex 2015 after not making it out of his own pool.
  • Stole cupcakes from a kids birthday party at a Goast House.
  • Punches opponent's hand after tournament matches.
  • 2v1'd a kid in teams at Apex 2014 with Sweet while the player was asking S1 to stop trash talking him and his teammate.
  • When teaming with Jbro, set down his controller to Snapchat a video of the match until the other team quit.
  • Paid a kid five dollars so he was able to enter Melee singles at Goast House under the stipulation his tag would be "Spot Me 5," and that he played against Level 9 Luigi in tournament. Spot Me 5 lost 2-0.

SilentSwag:
  • Broke into Carroll and Jbro’s house to steal alcohol and money while they were at a tournament.
  • MOAL 86 Grand Finals.

Vidjogamer:

  • Tried to steal Housewife’s spot in a car to FP3 after she had just bused 10 hours for the tournament; subsequently got upset that Housewife was going and he couldn’t.
  • Told X that he expected him to pick him up for Shape 4 the night before the tournament (X declined).
  • Told X he would team with him at Shape 4, then didn’t show up for teams.
  • After losing two straight games going into game 5 against S1 in the second grand finals set, stalled for seven minutes debating a character switch so S1 would lose momentum (Didn’t change characters).


Dempt:

  • Ditched his mom on her birthday to go to a smash tournament.
  • Stayed at Mach’s place for an extended period of time after his car broke down in PGH.
  • Created a new PGH/NEOH group with Derf to specifically exclude PGH Carroll and S1.
  • Refused to give up 4%’s number at FC-10 during a search party for him.
  • Offered to drive people home and expected to use Ders’ car to do so.



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S1:

  • After getting eliminated by Sweet in losers bracket at a PM tournament, says “well there goes your gas money.”
  • Frequently says he’s quitting Melee to play CS:GO full time, then doesn’t quit.
  • Leaves the NEOH PR panel, doesn’t find a replacement, then proceeds to participate in the next ranking session.
  • Had Sweet help him unwrap Christmas gifts to peek at them ten days before Christmas.

Housewife:


  • Stole Michigan’s idea to make a Grime PR with Sweet.
  • Gets mad and tells people to moneymatch her, then doesn’t play the moneymatch.
  • Tried to kick Lucien off a setup for a fake $1 moneymatch.
  • Deliberately took the biggest slice of pizza at MoaL after paying for only one slice.
  • Deliberately 4-stocked a player at his first tournament after overhearing him talk with his friends about how his goal for the day was to not get 4-stocked.
  • Tried to get Scythe DQ’d when he left for food in the middle of bracket so she wouldn’t have to play him.
  • Regardless of the topic at hand, finds a way to incorporate how good 4% is into the conversation.
4% :
  • Uses Falco against S1 if his Puff is ever in danger of losing the set.
  • Deliberately lost to X in tournament so that X could have the money.

Bambi :
  • Seeds himself higher than he should at MoaL.
  • Seeded himself higher than Housewife at a MoaL then proceeded to go 0-2 in bracket.
  • Brags about making it out of pools at FT. PGH Carroll, but only made it out because Freky told the TO’s that Bambi deserved it more.

Mango :

TheRealThing:

  • Shot 346 lasers in a friendly.
  • Purposely lost to his brother EdgeGuardJason at a monthly so he could knock S1 out in losers, and guarantee his brother a place in the money.

Cocothunder:

  • Used Peach against Kofi (a Yoshi player) to squeak out a win after losing with Fox.

Vudujin:
  • Enters doubles with Level 9 Luigi so he doesn’t have to split the winnings.

Beanwolf:
  • Took it upon himself to present the region as "PGH/NEOH."

DDODD:
  • Talked about the legality of "f**king kids" during a tournament match on stream.

Freky:
  • Stated in a public forum that he is now a Fox main, yet still uses Jigglypuff exclusively in bracket.

Big Jon:
  • Used all the wet naps at BWW and left a single nap for three people.

TheLake:
  • Claims countless times to be a Zelda main, yet predominantly plays Marth and Falco in tournament.

Kofi:
  • Disobeyed the tiebreaker rules at his own tournament.

Harry:
  • Double-blind counterpicked Sheik vs. Pichu against Bambi in SDR and chaingrabbed him all four stocks.

Stro:
  • Regardless of the topic at hand, makes it about math.

Torok:
  • Regardless of the topic at hand, makes it about Korean girls.

DerfMW:
  • Created a new PGH/NEOH group with Dempt to specifically exclude PGH Carroll and S1.

Coffeemug:
  • Becomes the best TO in NEOH, leaves, then makes fun of NEOH for not having a thriving scene.

Goast:
  • Talks about maybe hosting Goast House again, then never hosts Goast House again.

KittyMW:

  • Moves to Colorado, then constantly tells everyone in PGH/NEOH that they suck after performing well at one tournament during his time back.

Taki:
  • For an entire PR season, played exclusively Kirby to embarrass EVO kids at MOAL.
  • Didn't invite a few choice homies to his wedding.

Tim :
  • Set down controller and walked away from tournament match while being wobbled by Arc Tres indicating that he was forfeiting. When Arc Tres stopped, Tim picked up his controller and started playing again.

Bearsfan:

  • Cancelled the PM event at Fight Pitt III entirely in order to run Melee easier.
Aray:
  • Hours after bringing his firstborn child home from the hospital, left his wife at home with the baby to go to a weekly.

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Panel Consists Of:
- Everyone



INITIAL GRIME PR CONSTRUCTED BY SWEET AND HOUSEWIFE.
 
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Genghis_Connor

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Bearsfan - Cancelled the PM event at Fight Pitt III entirely in order to run Melee easier.

I still see no problem with this
 

Alternative

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DUBs - Plays evil jew wario | Said he quit PM but still showed up to more PmoaLs | stole memes from a high school student and didn't give him credit.
 

SYickX

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I'd like to formally state that the spot labeled "Stro" should be replaced with "The natural order of the universe."
 

DerfMidWest

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LOL I forgot about that group.
I did other grimey **** too, but it's a secret.

You also forgot TheRealThing:
Sandbagged against his brother in winners quarters of a case monthly so he could knock S1 out of losers
 
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EmptyNess

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shout out to vidjogamer for raising his grime pr rankings by sexually abusing some artist for like years lmao
 
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