CTL17
Smash Lord
The Official Michigan Grime Pr:
1.
Mingee (+4)
2. Heartstrings (0) (+1 20180510)
3. Juggleguy (-1) (-1 20180510)
4. Ginger (NEW)
5. KJH (-1)
Legacy:
0. Roller
00. HotArmS
Dishonorable Mentions:
kd
Duck
Tutu
Warlock Don
Moose
zyth
NotThatDon
HIV+
BloodyJoker
Solo
RyeJew
Junglefever
Ori
Lain
JTsm
Waitress at Bdubs
DRDN
Rayquaza
Peasant Abu
Sayac
Ally
LOE1
Shaeden
Dre
Beach/Tremor
Everyone else on here
Grimey performances from most to least grimey; At some point switches to chronological
HotArmS / Grime influence status*; goes to library tournaments to win prizes ; mooches from friends multiple times a day ; steals drinks from friend's house when smashfest is over ; dominates Halo online but later admits it was actually his bro playing and he just talked over the headset pretending to play ; sees tourney has an amateur bracket and makes plans to beat up scrubs in it ; tries to grime his way into teaming with Zinoto by using Zinoto's phone to go on Smashboards and post in a thread pretending to be him ; claims he can play Smash for an infinite amount of time but then immediately changes his mind ; receives anti-shoutouts ; tries to sell Apasher his college application essay ; borrows tutu's skyward sword disc and lends it to somebody else ; claims placings of Byes in the bracket to farm Smashboards Rankings points ; when up three stocks to one in a moneymatch, pauses when the opponent is offstage to mess up his recovery, which means he needs to lose two stocks, but since he still has a stock remaining, he wins.
Juggleguy / Trash talks own region by claiming the NorCal Arcadian could win a Michigan tourney, roots for Darkrain over Duck when they played in bracket, converts PM losers bracket into best-of-1 when the tourney is running late, tries to end other people's 30 minute blocks vs. Teczero prematurely, purposely ignores a friend's phone call to play more friendlies, skips movie nights to play Settlers, takes car for short distances, impersonates interviewer to get a professional smasher's number, chain grabs Bowser with Ganon in friendlies, sandbags against Tech_Chase in melee so he can Falcon Punch him, asks if Roki will share his fries and after grabbing some proclaims, "This is why I don't buy fries, I knew someone else would", asks for anti-grime points, gives false credit in tournament results threads, uses the drive-thru at Steak N Shake then brings the food inside to eat, introduces the Grime PR to MIOM which causes other regions to make their own Grime PRs, claims to MIOM that the creator of the MI Grime PR is biased against him when ranking the Grime PR, kicks off a Zelda speedrunner from a game room setup in the middle of his speedrun in order to increase the number of ongoing Melee setups from 3 to 4, tweets about how excited he is to pick up armada then tells Beach and 2Shadez to figure out who is picking up armada; Abuses TO power and changes himself from 6th to 7th seed, knowing he has a better chance against Kzhu than KJH; tells hotel staff at Big House 5 to lower the temperature to encourage others to buy sweatshirts; thinks about taking gamero last pick in draft crews, but decides against it because gamero should TO more during that time; deletes old post and re-bumps the thread in order to circumvent Gamero's new "only two bumps allowed" rule for a tourney; After Dreamhack Austin, does not help GIMR when he was struggling with a 50lb backpack and a 70lb case; After a Masonfest, is the only one not carrying a CRT, and then uses the elevator to go down by himself; Running late to SWEET 28, tries to negotiate with Gamero to not DQ him because he's bringing his projector, only to find out someone else brought one; Sends his Uber receipt to people on his friends list for unsuspecting people to split his bill; When Criphood tweets that he's serving at Ashley's, replies that when he's there the following Saturday that he gets free drinks or Crip is DQed from his next tournament; After losing a 100-1 bet with BLiu on Chu vs Leffen at Shine, says he believes the first set shouldn't have counted, and only pays BLiu $50 when Leffen won the second set, THEN tweets about how he should get a -1 for taking the loss without mentioning he cut the bet in half; Takes a burger, skeptical that it is his as he removes the jalapenos, but eats it anyway. 20 minutes later his actual burger comes out, and he was actually eating Duck's burger, who ordered before him. When told Duck was upset, says "Hell yeah, he deserves it."; Says the Grime PR should not be public until he's been rightfully removed from it; After being forced to postpone a MM when up 1-0 for JuggleFox against Gamero, refuses to finish so "[Gamero] will always be down 1-0 to the jugglefox"; Loudly cheers for baka4moe against heartstrings when they were playing early in bracket because he wanted to avoid heartstrings in bracket. Ends up losing to baka4moe later in winners, then has to play heartstrings in losers anyway; Takes and drinks half of Arris' moscato that she bought on her birthday; Asks TheCrimsonBlur to register for all events for The Big House 8 and not participate, and tells Blur to get Twitch to reimburse the cost, effectively having Twitch give a donation; When BigWenz, his ride, had a 10am pool for Pound2019, gets Wenz to request Khalil to change the pool to 1130am; While TBH9 was exploding and the staff was panicking, says "On a more positive note, pulls out chips I'm over $300 positive tonight"; Takes sip of Heartstrings' drink when it arrives while he is away, Re-legalizes Kongo Jungle 64 for TBH11 melee doubles less than a month out because doubles "needs some spicing up"
ThuGz / doesn't pay for food, expects people to drive him home, in his own words 'tried to grime 40 hours of community service (for free)', eats at different place than friends in order to avoid paying back debts, says it's a food match but only pays $5, refuses to shake hands with Kzhu after losing to him in bracket, agrees to buy you food to pay back a debt but stands in a different line and hopes you forgot about it, pulled a pcmj** in teams, brags about only getting 2-stocked in friendlies, tries to claim victory if opponent doesn't 3-stock him because he's "sandbagging", rage quits from his match vs Rasto in winners bracket, claiming he's done for the day, then comes back 5 minutes later and asks to be un-DQ'd from losers bracket, tries to bait KJH (a black Smasher) into coming to a Smashfest by promising him fried chicken; asks for special favors regarding TBH5 in a text, two hours later, sends another text "i will take your lack of reply as tacit consent", misses early registration for Genesis 3 so uses superadmin powers to register himself
Roller / Paraphrases an essay written by someone else when he said he was 'proofreading' it, as TO uses a top 4 payout because it gives him enough money at 3rd to buy a fifth of Captain Morgan, makes up an imaginary medical condition in order to pressure UM Housing into giving him a better dorm room location, 3 stocks a person he just met by x-to-death IC chaingrab, organizes a West Quad only dorm tournament, in response to a classmate asking him for notes, says "I don't have notes, but when you find someone who does, email them to me"
Duck / steals brother's frequent flyer miles to book a plane ticket to Apex, makes a kid cry at a public tourney by chain grabbing him, asks to have a sip of friend's drink and drinks all of it, wins a friendly vs M2K's Marth then gets three stocked by his Mewtwo, secretly adds a ton of hot sauce onto a random crepe then serves the crepe to an unlucky victim at BloodyJoker's house, asks for rice at Denny's and denies it afterwards, enjoys four stocking first time tourney attendees in pools, tells kd to level a Guardian in Guild Wars 2 from level 1-80 for his dungeon team so Duck can play a Mesmer, kd's main, rallies a group of Smashers to ditch Red Robin for Outback Steakhouse even after everyone has already sat down and ordered $5 bottomless drinks; Fendy suggests everyone to put their phones in the middle of the table during dinner, refuses and says he won't look at his phone, goes to the bathroom and comes back while looking at it; While playing friendlies with Abu, tells him to to stop because he thinks his controller stops working, as soon as Abu stops, he charge shots him; Signs controllers on the C-stick so that you see it if you C-Stick down.
Tutu / Hosts a tourney at Mason without reserving the room but still charges a venue fee, timed out a Luigi with Falco on a time limit of 10 minutes in a friendly, essentially told multiple lies about beating people with link to edge out an actual link main on the link list, used zyth's unofficial ranking that he was #2 on to boost his standing in various placings around the boards and AiB and was one of the few people to urge him to keep it up, takes controllers at tournaments, found a random 2 liter of pepsi at ps5, asks if anyone knows whose is is, then takes a drink out of it and passes it to meekspeedy
kd / Makes a surprise cameo appearance at Body City then announces that Super Smash Bros Melee is the worst game in the world, joins a League of Legends game with 4 friends and after 5 minutes says he doesn't want to play and leaves, proceeding to make his friends lose while he plays WoW, retires from smash, doesn't play friends in smash even on request, qq's, went after Roki when he was his teammate on purpose in teams friendlies, reads Juggleguy's list of commentator pet peeves and threatens to do them, coerces CTL to sponsor him by entering Big House 4 as CTL kd, Shows up randomly to a UM Biweekly to beat "Mingi" in a money match and refusing the money saying he doesn't take money from kids.
KJH / "Youmacon or Fight Pitt... hmmm... whichever one Duck doesn't go to, I'll go to."; After picking Fendy 9th overall, creates a prank that fendy got chosen 32nd overall and convinces all the PR players to join in on the prank just to see Fendy's reaction to it; after Fendy asks him if he needs a teammate, proceeds to tell fendy he's teaming with a level 9 luigi; When Duck was unable to play smash due to tendon problems, barges into his house with Prince Abu, steals girlscout samoas and thin mints, and plays smash while Duck was forced to watch; While UMeme8 was running late and playing teams GFs against Roki and Heartstrings, is up 4 stocks to 2 and says "I ban Dreamland." Later at BWW, has the nerve to ask Roki for a ride; asks Mingee for a UMeme sponsorship so he doesn't have to pay entree fee; Pops off after JV5ing Beach's girlfriend; "After reading my list I'd do it all again"; Asks for a Faster Melee setup at Umeme so he can farm at home; Throws his hoodie onto Russell and asks him to hold it for him; Yoyo subs to KJH, but KJH does not recognize the twitch name. He starts listing off sub benefits, but when Yoyo says that is him, KJH says "Oh jk Zac you don't get any of that"; While sharing a large pizza with Ginger and Sheep, eats it all with Ginger before Sheep can get any; 5-0's Magi on netplay, goes and subs to Chillin's stream just to spam MyB on Magi's chat
Warlock Don / Runs laps around HIV's house after landing a Warlock Punch then claims fatigue johns 5 minutes later, skips tourney because he had to buy shoes for his son, steals a stock from his teammate and suicides, tells Carroll he'll team with him but doesn't show up for the tourney; While evacuating from TBH9 exploding, stuffs a bunch of staff sandwich wraps into his bag.
Moose / thought he should be on this list
Fendrick Lamar / After discovering that kd took all the checks and paid for everyone at Pizza House, proclaims "I don't know what just happened, but I like it"; Encourages everyone to bump the video of Dre's Jiggs vs Juggleguy's Marth on Yoshi's Story; At Vinothai, tells the waitress to put the appetizer platter shared with Duck and BLiu on his card. When receiving his bill, switches his bill with Duck's since Duck won Combo Breaker earlier. BLiu then countergrimes by paying for Duck's bill, and when Duck returns, irritated about BLiu paying for the bill, tells Duck, "If you still feel the need to pay for something..." and hands Duck his bill.
Sasha / Breaks controller while ragequitting at Body City 2, then when offered a new controller from BloodyJoker, replies "no, everyone always takes your ****" just hours after BloodyJoker got his laptop stolen at Body City
Zyth /Did not pay hotel fee of $24, goes to an animecon tourny and DK stage throws public players
NotThatDon / skips movie nights to play Terraria, when asked to cut open a turkey at a Thanksgiving party, suggests that we "go find a white person who actually knows how to cut a turkey"
HIV+Vaccine / Enters a random Michigan local and teams with Level 9 Luigi so he doesn't have to split his winnings with a real teammate at the end, goes tryhard in pools at a charity tournament, when playing Halo Reach tries to make other players hate the game, snaps Halo Reach disc in half after rage quitting out of online matchmaking
BloodyJoker / Tells friends in different cities about an upcoming smashfest without telling friends in the same city, agrees to moneymatch but takes out jar of coins to pay his opponent, kills teammates in Halo in order to use their gun, lures Juggleguy into a best-of-1 Fox ditto moneymatch while claiming to be drunk and wins, hustles Juggleguy for $4 by intentionally losing a $1 moneymatch to boost his confidence then beating him in a $5 salty runback.
Solo / Leaves a $0.23 tip at Pizza House, goes Sheik and chaingrabs against people who are playing in their first tourney, jumped in uninvited on BloodyJoker's 30-minute block vs Teczero
RyeJew / Steals fries off of Dempt's plate when passing food down to him
JungleFever / Counter-picked Peach against Roller's IC's in order to win
Ori / At BWW after PS3 only two people tipped so when the waitress asked, "So are you guys not tipping at all?" he responded with a shrug and said "I don't care", says to be at his smashfest between 6:30 and 7:00 and upon Dakota, Scott and Topix getting there at 7:10 tells them they have to move furniture and the smashfest doesnt start until 8, gives the impression that his parents will pay for food and then gives $20 to go get only him a pizza, gives friends crappy peanut butter to put on our waffles. was out of PS3 gas money and didn't remind his driver (Miles) that he forgot to ask him for some, money matches Apasher in Melee for $1 then says that he doesn't have a dollar right after Apasher won.
Gio / Walked around dorms listening for smash 64 so he could hustle them, made a super embarrassing mistake at work and blamed it on the new girl, hustled randoms at a charity tournament promotion booth, agrees to be the Smash 64 TO at SWEET IX then doesn't show up to the tourney.
Lain / Owes Sumer > $300, couldn't pay gas money to Gio for APEX forcing Gio to borrow $200 from ThuGz just to get home,owes Juggleguy $50 for APEX hotel , calls Gio at a smashfest to see if Juggleguy is there and then avoids said smashfest to not pay Juggleguy back, owes Roller $20 and a Windows 7 key, showed up at gio's house demanding to sleep over because he had nowhere else to go then stayed up all night playing diablo and screaming keeping gio awake, smoked all of his weed and broke gio's chair, after ps4 when everyone was going to bdubs instead of having serge drop me and Gio off first he made serge drive all the way to his place first; Owes M2K money, says they'll money match later for it, never money matches.
JTsm / Complained about liquor Xatic bought him and then calls him the next day to thank him for how good it is with Sprite
Waitress at Bdubs / when asked to refill a beer she asked, "Do you reaaaaally want one?"
DRDN / Cancels a tourney and turns it into a Smashfest then still expects top players to attend
Rayquaza / loses to Sauc3 Game 1 in pools and gets up saying "Yo, I'll brb" and goes and plays friendlies for 15mins and then comes back and decides he wanted to finish the set now, when they wrote it down on the pool sheet 0-1 (after he was DQ'd for taking 15mins), he comes up to Robin and myself and says "This was written down incorrectly.", left the venue to go to McDonald's once pools started and choose to eat before playing any matches, spent all day trying to DQ Lain, during his matches with Lain he constantly lowered the volume on the TV and after WTP turned off the music and only left on sound effects he still kept doing it, asked for a split and continued his splitting offer after every game in the first set, his response to any and all issues were "I'm the TO"; Comes to Battlefield IV because he thought it would be easy money, demands to switch with someone who went 8-0 in their pools so that he wouldn't be on Lordy's side of the bracket even though Lordy went 8-0 in pools and Ray went 8-1. Proceeds to lose to two people he's never heard of, gets 5th, complains about his bracket more even though he asked it to be moved, then spends the rest of his time there complaining about how garbage Project M is and leaves.
Abu / Drops half of his sandwich at Subway which makes a mess and proceeds to leave; "Accidentally" spits on a bunch of chicken wings so he could claim them; Posts on Twitter saying he'll give 1000 Summit votes to the next shirtless tweets and says he was kidding when Chu posts one; When Duck was unable to play smash due to tendon problems, barges into his house with KJH, steals girlscout samoas and thin mints, and plays smash while Duck was forced to watchl At VinoThai, when Heartstrings was pulling out a chair to sit at, sits at that chair without noticing him.
Sayac / Loses a bet and says "I'm outright reneging the bet"
Ally / Intentionally tries harder to make people drink a shot of Bakon alcohol (3 stocked was needed), ends Juggleguy's PM career by four stocking him in a moneymatch bet, encourages bribes in order to enter Melee at a Michigan local, hustles Canadian randoms in moneymatches by claiming he has never played Melee before
LOE1 / Tells Apasher that he won't take him to SWEET V because Apasher won't give him a ride to anything. Tells Apasher the day before the tournament that he was trolling when Apasher's parents already had plans on the day of the tournament.
Shaeden / resets in no-reset runs in Ocarina of Time; Sets his smurf netplay account as from Ohio to hide his identity
KOH / After knocking Juggleguy's laptop onto the floor: "I didn't do it on purpose! You can't get mad at me!"
Dre / During top 5 in PM bracket, suggests that everyone split and that we use the prize money to fund a group meal at Wings Over
SonuvaBeach / At Beach's house tournament he tells BloodyJoker that he'll reimburse him for food (in which BloodyJoker dropped out of the tournament to make) but only gives him $5 and claims he has to pay for his parents to see a movie and the parents' venue fee, goes Fox in tourney and gets bopped by Sayac's Ness first round; Buys a new Smash 4 GameCube controller with no intention to use it. Makes friends bid on it in the Michigan Melee Facebook group for maximum profit; quits out against Napkin while Napkin still has one stock left and doesn't forfeit the game; Makes everyone drive to two bars to find out that they card, preventing Yoyo and Mars from entering, and then gives up and ditches everyone to go home without eating dinner; Hosts a fest at his house that only ranked players can go to at the same time as the Arcadian.
Kalamazhu / While eating hotpot, gets asked to pass the mushrooms, and says there aren't any while hiding them under the table.
Kinglit / Enters amateur bracket because Mingee did not know who he was and got first place with a monetary payout, ends up getting banned from Mingee's tournaments.
Napkin / Agrees to a no CG Sheik Ditto with Beach at BB13. Last stock game 2 on FD, gets a grab and starts chain grabbing.
Datnero / Tells Heartstrings if he beats him in 10 MM in a row I'll match another $10, doesn't give him $10 and slowly walks away after 10th loss in a row
Yono / spills chipotle southwest sauce from subways all over the stairs at PSSBMSU and leaves it there
Liam_Butler / thanks m8land for hosting all the time, immediately steals 6-pack of sunkist; DQ's Gamero at his tournament despite Gamero showing up on time for his match
i4n / Asks Liam_Butler for the bigger piece of chicken left between the two, takes the bigger piece, and then immediately asks Dill for a piece of his chicken anyways, getting another piece.
Scoops / Dissaplin gives him money to buy a GameCube controller adapter, proceeds to buy amiibos with it instead.
Blake / Says he's at the Arcadian to spectate and cheer on friends and won't play friendlies in top 8. A minute later he's warming up Mules to fight The Oak.
MinorThreat / Hustles JuggleFox for a $5 moneymatch vs his Falcon after secretly maining Falcon for the past six months without telling anyone; Grimes Heartstrings into sidebetting $5 on Kzhu vs Juggleguy after seeing Juggleguy was about to win the set, while Heartstrings didn't know the set had already started.
H2 / Immediately after the news of Project:M's development halt, posts in the Michigan PM group asking if anyone is selling a Wii for cheap
Mars / In response to H2's Wii inquiry, posts that he will pay sellers $5 more than whatever H2 is offering.
NOJ / Gets asked to team and says yes. Day of tourney he declines and asks everyone else until finally our PR player, JZ walks in and teams with him.
Stewy / A new player tries to talk to him asking for advice on how to get better, proceeds to tell the kid to stop looking at him.
Heartstrings / Threatens not to refollow Will if he does not make a post asking if Yoyo is top 10 Luigis in Michigan despite Will housing him that night; Tries to pay off a sidebet with Canadian dollars (at value ~4:3 USD) because they're in Windsor; At GOML, plays as Shady (as well as himself) when Shady couldn't make it, as well as playing as Langkow and making it out of pools in loser's side, but DQed himself so the person he beat can advance; Sidebet with 248 for Mars vs Kuyashi without 248 knowing that Mars was up a game; When the damage ratio was accidentally 1.1 and gets knocked down from shine, brags about how godly his ASDI down is; Convinces Russell to go to IHOP instead of Wings Over even though Russell hates IHOP, and then decides to go to Wings Over instead while Russell is at IHOP; When asked to MM by someone worse than him, said that he only has a 20 even though he had smaller bills; accepts $20 from 248 and forces him to tweet about how Heartstrings' Marth is very good and sick to stop getting bullied; After finding out that Chad paid dinner for his table, says "I'm eating at Chad's table next time, **** y'all"; After Nexic's meal was dropped by waiters, the waitress offered a free salad, which Nexic didn't want but was insisted to get it for Heartstrings; When Goonsquad asks to team, says he doesn't want to enter teams, but says he is willing to team with Quang when asked later; Forced MajinJoseph to tweet about his "gnarly fox" on his birthday; tags the entire MI Melee discord saying he doesn't want to play; Organizes a crew battle, then doesn't participate and takes advantage of the opened setups; Ditches a random on netplay to play Anther instead; "my grime pr entry is already way too long // cant get any worse"; Makes Parzival pay for doubles entry and then on the way back, uses his phone to flash into Parzival's eyes, Gives an Uber driver a one star rating for the sole reason of being described as a "Big Gamer" by the driver, Quits out of a MM he was losing, saying he needs to play doubles bracket, when he refused to quit out of another one earlier when called; after Luxy claimed a free Melee disc, offers to buy it for $30 instead and claims it, stating "Destroying Luxy is frankly worth much more than $30 to me"; Knowing that Math dislikes doubles, forces him to play with the conundrum that he has to admit to liking playing against Mushu's Fox otherwise; Shows up to Juice Fest 3 after saying earlier he wasn't coming and asks to enter last minute, after Swiss pools have already happened. Ends up being put in final bracket as the 1 seed, completely bypassing Swiss pools seeding; Bypasses Swiss pools seeding yet again, but is placed as last seed, sending Jakpox to losers and has to play his brother; Tags the discord to play doubles, immediately gets 3 responders, then ditches them all to play Prince Abu and has the nerve to ask for netplay doubles an hour later; Incessantly tags Coin for netplay doubles despite Coin being already present and searching for doubles
Mingee / Accidentally loses money by not counting entry fees and venue fee refunds and asks for people to give donations to cover the loss; After seeing Heartstrings play as Shady, tries to take spots of people who are about to be DQed; after losing a $3 MM, rips the money in half before paying; Seeds eight-oh-eight thinking he was 808, forces him to change tags after finding out he was a new player; Makes alternate Facebook accounts to **** on community members; Steals from the AM bracket pot with Yoyo; Yells "**** you Burlap" over and over again to tilt Burlap during the Arcadian; Borrows and breaks Joebigs' earbuds, doesn't replace them; Temporarily banned on AllOutMelee commentary for saying "KJH gave me hope for black people, and you ruined it for them braz"; Forces Heartstrings to pay his $60 TBH6 venue fee knowing that he is wanted in the TMG crew battle; Burns the $20 won from Gamero in their money match; Makes entrants sweat then freeze alternately to win a 9-person bracket, and when called out, said would take the +1 for the money
Criphood / Sells H2 a Wii, does not include VGA cords; Offers to sell Coints (points used to rank players) to the highest bidders
Psythr / Was hoping no one would notice when he did not upload the remaining SWEET XXIII videos he promised so he could put it off
BronsKneecap / In a doubles set, selects a stage as Heartstrings (Sheik) and Russell are talking, so Heartstring's Zelda gets comboed to 80% before he can do anything.
IDCrisis / Walks in front of a tournament set, completely blocking both players, and when Mars (DK) told him to get out of the way, claims that he didn't care because there's a DK on the screen.
Roki / Quang asked to team at SWEET 23, but wasn't sure if he was going. During the tournament, forgot about Quang's proposal and teamed with Heartstrings instead.
Kuyashi / Left the PM Arcadian after getting out of pools due to boredom; Sandbagged against Walrus in a MM to coerce him to call it off; Listened to a metronome to wobble in an ironman but still lost; Brought a setup but didn't set it up and still took setup refund; Jokingly bribes Salz $5 to enter AM bracket, gets offered to enter and takes it, knowing he shouldn't, ends up winning $70 (more than 4th at that tournament) and a modded Wii
Skate / When 248 asked him to pay for his food and bring it to the venue, took the money and left the food at the restaurant
Ginger / Convinces Sheep to $5MM his Kirby after explaining how to exploit him, and after losing game 5, says Sheep played like an idiot and a ***** at the same time; After losing LF to Yoyo, loudly complains about his controller malfunctions causing him to lose to bad players when Yoyo was nearby playing GFs; Got all of his alts banned on netplay; After losing to Mingee, tells him "Is that what Druggedfox taught you to do? Play like a ****ing *****?"; While sharing a large pizza with KJH and Sheep, eats it all with KJH before Sheep can get any; Papyrus shares an idea for a future combo video and specifically tells Ginger that he can't use it. Ginger then uses it, and when confronted by Papyrus, justifies consent because of a "Seen" in the Facebook messenger group chat.
Morsecode762 / When asked to stop talking during a tournament set, mutters "pot fodder" in the vicinity of the players; After beating lloD in P:M, turns to him and says " You beat Duck?!"
Yoyo / After Russell was placed in Am bracket and was playing a friendly, after Russell missed a killing blow and SDs, says to "Stay in Am bracket"; Bumps a year-old Umeme thread for no reason
Yungbich / Challenges Juggleguy to a Sheik ditto for a TBH7 $10 discount code, and when Juggleguy forgets to transform, immediately goes to chaingrab. After winning, asks the room if anyone is willing to buy the code for $5.
Techboy / In reverse mains, bullies Jakpox to drop a wobble and SD because he doesn't wobble.
Magicubed / Says he is going all Fox and is seeded as such, cops out and goes Peach and ruins seeding.
BreachiN / Goes to the only offstream recording setup with JoeBigs, puts down $5, and then play friendlies for an entire wave of pools, claiming to be moneymatching and not allowing any recorded matches.
JoeBigs / See BreachiN
248 / Uses time to make ****posts instead of paying back sidebets
Yogi Backair / Enters as PK Nut and seeded as such, but cops out for Peach against Colony
Doctor Tropical / Borrows $1 to MM (his Fox vs MajinJoseph's Roy), leaves in a fit of rage after losing 0-2, and never paid it back.
HAM / Tries to take +1's for Techboy; Books a hotel with a fake name and almost doesn't get the keys for security reasons
Disc Replay management / Bans Rayquaza from entering because he won the last two times, but did not notify him, causing Ray to waste a 35 minute drive
Brdwthacgr / Went to a high school charity tournament where wobbling over 300 was not banned, wobbled Noro to 500%, and timed someone out in WF, causing the other player to get the TO to change the rules and DQ him
Amiiboking / At a 13-man con tournament, thought it was funny to have made someone have a nervous breakdown and had a friend have to hold back tears
Russell / Asks to play on netplay, ignores Scoot who responds first to play with Magicubed instead, then blames the Discord servers because they were "like 15 seconds apart"
JEPR / Tries to pay for $1 AM bracket with 3 quarters and a nickel sandwiched between them to look like 4 quarters
baka4moe / Enters a local and when asked if he was any good for seeding purposes replied "No, I'm really bad". Ends up getting seeded low and proceeds to upset the 3 seed heartstrings in round 2 of bracket; Loses winners finals then leaves the tournament
Coin / At Green Dot Stables, is eating with a large group and receives an order of chili fries. Takes it, but Goomba insists that it is for Heartstrings. Flicks them off and eats a fry, even when he ordered the same thing; Throws up in Pops's sink, tries to wash it down but clogs it, then leaves with Sheep saying they don't like hanging out with him; 3 stocks Sheep in Ultimate, says "This game sucks and so do you" and promptly calls an Uber to leave at 2am; Suggests to split the bill evenly despite clearly eating the most in the group; Lies that he couldn't take off work, making Zam think he has to run all of HBMT7
Hellsing / At a house party after a SWEET, challenges Ginger to a MM. Demands a handwarmer where Ginger lasers him to practice powershielding which ends up being five minutes. After losing, blames it on sticky shoulder button.
Colony / Cheers for Jakenshaken because he has to drive Quang home and rolls on the ground in disappointment when Quang wins and delays his trip home
Burlap / Continuously and unnecessarily tags Heartstrings in various Facebook posts, such as claiming he's selling a Wii, asking if he is going to a Victory Road, asking his opinion on a 100% wobbling post, saying he would sweep UMEME 123, and asking if he has seen his own post, much to his annoyance
Zephyr / Before a 3v3 Squad Strike MM, asks his opponent his lineup and then counterpicked the entire lineup
Will / After winning game 1 of a set, takes 5 minutes to pay for a pizza before returning to win game 2.
Cartoffel / Asks for a hand warmer, hits his opponent during said hand warmer, then tried to claim winning that game after quitting out. When reported, comments "I don't remember doing that // but I wouldn't be surprised if I did"
Pops / Charges Sheep 30¢ to use his conditioner
Bigpappa / Asks HAM to host a fest, and doesn't say that he isn't coming until two hours before the fest and is getting drunk with Pops instead
Mushu / Has to leave soon and tells Rich, his next opponent that they're going to play a Bo3 even though it is supposed to be a Bo5. Wins the Bo3 and DQs himself and leaves.
exJORDANary / Made a that if he lost, would have to send his father a **** pic, refused after losing // Made a bet that if Hero metal slashed another in bracket, would take two ****s and backpedals not even 24 hours later.
Wishblade / Enters an OSU weekly as drdoofus to get misseeded and causes chaos in bracket with "upsets"
Quang / During a draft for crews, says he's thinking about playing Luigi or Samus, but then instead plays Falco and Fox and takes many stocks; During MIA6, left to get food when EL was playing in crews even though he is their coach; While drafting for Arcadian crews, tells Russell that Duo might not show up to prevent him from getting drafted, and then drafts Duo afterwards; When arriving at sacredtwin's abode, parks in front of sacredtwin's mailbox despite passing the mailman earlier, blocking the mailman from delivering mail. As a result, mailman skips the mailbox and sacredtwin and his neighbor don't get their mail for the day
CTL / IS ON THE GRIME PR OF TWO REGIONS; At a $1 PM tourney in the game room, threw WFs to Jono because Jono didn't want to play the person waiting in LF, and then colluded to split the total $8.
Panel Consists Of:
-Everyone
System:
-Ranking like hockey, 1st grimer to x grimer
-Grime amount in actions determined by the exclusive panel
Rules:
-The Grime PR Panel is always watching.
-Be grimy, get elected into the PR
* ======== ANNOUNCEMENT ===========
**A PCMJ in teams includes but is not limited to: dying on average 5 times, killing teammate excessively and/or on purpose, stealing stocks when teammate doesn't want you to, directly causing your team to lose, spamming Falcon Punch on your teammate and increasing Falcon Punch spam when asked to stop. If some of these criteria is met but achieved by a RockCrock, it's legit and you are a hero.[/B][/B]
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Mingee (+4)2.
Heartstrings (0) (+1 20180510)3.
Juggleguy (-1) (-1 20180510)4.
Ginger (NEW)5.
KJH (-1)Legacy:
0.
Roller00.
HotArmSDishonorable Mentions:
kd
Duck
Tutu
Warlock Don
Moose
zyth
NotThatDon
HIV+
BloodyJoker
Solo
RyeJew
Junglefever
Ori
Lain
JTsm
Waitress at Bdubs
DRDN
Rayquaza
Peasant Abu
Sayac
Ally
LOE1
Shaeden
Dre
Beach/Tremor
Everyone else on here
Grimey performances from most to least grimey; At some point switches to chronological
HotArmS / Grime influence status*; goes to library tournaments to win prizes ; mooches from friends multiple times a day ; steals drinks from friend's house when smashfest is over ; dominates Halo online but later admits it was actually his bro playing and he just talked over the headset pretending to play ; sees tourney has an amateur bracket and makes plans to beat up scrubs in it ; tries to grime his way into teaming with Zinoto by using Zinoto's phone to go on Smashboards and post in a thread pretending to be him ; claims he can play Smash for an infinite amount of time but then immediately changes his mind ; receives anti-shoutouts ; tries to sell Apasher his college application essay ; borrows tutu's skyward sword disc and lends it to somebody else ; claims placings of Byes in the bracket to farm Smashboards Rankings points ; when up three stocks to one in a moneymatch, pauses when the opponent is offstage to mess up his recovery, which means he needs to lose two stocks, but since he still has a stock remaining, he wins.
Juggleguy / Trash talks own region by claiming the NorCal Arcadian could win a Michigan tourney, roots for Darkrain over Duck when they played in bracket, converts PM losers bracket into best-of-1 when the tourney is running late, tries to end other people's 30 minute blocks vs. Teczero prematurely, purposely ignores a friend's phone call to play more friendlies, skips movie nights to play Settlers, takes car for short distances, impersonates interviewer to get a professional smasher's number, chain grabs Bowser with Ganon in friendlies, sandbags against Tech_Chase in melee so he can Falcon Punch him, asks if Roki will share his fries and after grabbing some proclaims, "This is why I don't buy fries, I knew someone else would", asks for anti-grime points, gives false credit in tournament results threads, uses the drive-thru at Steak N Shake then brings the food inside to eat, introduces the Grime PR to MIOM which causes other regions to make their own Grime PRs, claims to MIOM that the creator of the MI Grime PR is biased against him when ranking the Grime PR, kicks off a Zelda speedrunner from a game room setup in the middle of his speedrun in order to increase the number of ongoing Melee setups from 3 to 4, tweets about how excited he is to pick up armada then tells Beach and 2Shadez to figure out who is picking up armada; Abuses TO power and changes himself from 6th to 7th seed, knowing he has a better chance against Kzhu than KJH; tells hotel staff at Big House 5 to lower the temperature to encourage others to buy sweatshirts; thinks about taking gamero last pick in draft crews, but decides against it because gamero should TO more during that time; deletes old post and re-bumps the thread in order to circumvent Gamero's new "only two bumps allowed" rule for a tourney; After Dreamhack Austin, does not help GIMR when he was struggling with a 50lb backpack and a 70lb case; After a Masonfest, is the only one not carrying a CRT, and then uses the elevator to go down by himself; Running late to SWEET 28, tries to negotiate with Gamero to not DQ him because he's bringing his projector, only to find out someone else brought one; Sends his Uber receipt to people on his friends list for unsuspecting people to split his bill; When Criphood tweets that he's serving at Ashley's, replies that when he's there the following Saturday that he gets free drinks or Crip is DQed from his next tournament; After losing a 100-1 bet with BLiu on Chu vs Leffen at Shine, says he believes the first set shouldn't have counted, and only pays BLiu $50 when Leffen won the second set, THEN tweets about how he should get a -1 for taking the loss without mentioning he cut the bet in half; Takes a burger, skeptical that it is his as he removes the jalapenos, but eats it anyway. 20 minutes later his actual burger comes out, and he was actually eating Duck's burger, who ordered before him. When told Duck was upset, says "Hell yeah, he deserves it."; Says the Grime PR should not be public until he's been rightfully removed from it; After being forced to postpone a MM when up 1-0 for JuggleFox against Gamero, refuses to finish so "[Gamero] will always be down 1-0 to the jugglefox"; Loudly cheers for baka4moe against heartstrings when they were playing early in bracket because he wanted to avoid heartstrings in bracket. Ends up losing to baka4moe later in winners, then has to play heartstrings in losers anyway; Takes and drinks half of Arris' moscato that she bought on her birthday; Asks TheCrimsonBlur to register for all events for The Big House 8 and not participate, and tells Blur to get Twitch to reimburse the cost, effectively having Twitch give a donation; When BigWenz, his ride, had a 10am pool for Pound2019, gets Wenz to request Khalil to change the pool to 1130am; While TBH9 was exploding and the staff was panicking, says "On a more positive note, pulls out chips I'm over $300 positive tonight"; Takes sip of Heartstrings' drink when it arrives while he is away, Re-legalizes Kongo Jungle 64 for TBH11 melee doubles less than a month out because doubles "needs some spicing up"
ThuGz / doesn't pay for food, expects people to drive him home, in his own words 'tried to grime 40 hours of community service (for free)', eats at different place than friends in order to avoid paying back debts, says it's a food match but only pays $5, refuses to shake hands with Kzhu after losing to him in bracket, agrees to buy you food to pay back a debt but stands in a different line and hopes you forgot about it, pulled a pcmj** in teams, brags about only getting 2-stocked in friendlies, tries to claim victory if opponent doesn't 3-stock him because he's "sandbagging", rage quits from his match vs Rasto in winners bracket, claiming he's done for the day, then comes back 5 minutes later and asks to be un-DQ'd from losers bracket, tries to bait KJH (a black Smasher) into coming to a Smashfest by promising him fried chicken; asks for special favors regarding TBH5 in a text, two hours later, sends another text "i will take your lack of reply as tacit consent", misses early registration for Genesis 3 so uses superadmin powers to register himself
Roller / Paraphrases an essay written by someone else when he said he was 'proofreading' it, as TO uses a top 4 payout because it gives him enough money at 3rd to buy a fifth of Captain Morgan, makes up an imaginary medical condition in order to pressure UM Housing into giving him a better dorm room location, 3 stocks a person he just met by x-to-death IC chaingrab, organizes a West Quad only dorm tournament, in response to a classmate asking him for notes, says "I don't have notes, but when you find someone who does, email them to me"
Duck / steals brother's frequent flyer miles to book a plane ticket to Apex, makes a kid cry at a public tourney by chain grabbing him, asks to have a sip of friend's drink and drinks all of it, wins a friendly vs M2K's Marth then gets three stocked by his Mewtwo, secretly adds a ton of hot sauce onto a random crepe then serves the crepe to an unlucky victim at BloodyJoker's house, asks for rice at Denny's and denies it afterwards, enjoys four stocking first time tourney attendees in pools, tells kd to level a Guardian in Guild Wars 2 from level 1-80 for his dungeon team so Duck can play a Mesmer, kd's main, rallies a group of Smashers to ditch Red Robin for Outback Steakhouse even after everyone has already sat down and ordered $5 bottomless drinks; Fendy suggests everyone to put their phones in the middle of the table during dinner, refuses and says he won't look at his phone, goes to the bathroom and comes back while looking at it; While playing friendlies with Abu, tells him to to stop because he thinks his controller stops working, as soon as Abu stops, he charge shots him; Signs controllers on the C-stick so that you see it if you C-Stick down.
Tutu / Hosts a tourney at Mason without reserving the room but still charges a venue fee, timed out a Luigi with Falco on a time limit of 10 minutes in a friendly, essentially told multiple lies about beating people with link to edge out an actual link main on the link list, used zyth's unofficial ranking that he was #2 on to boost his standing in various placings around the boards and AiB and was one of the few people to urge him to keep it up, takes controllers at tournaments, found a random 2 liter of pepsi at ps5, asks if anyone knows whose is is, then takes a drink out of it and passes it to meekspeedy
kd / Makes a surprise cameo appearance at Body City then announces that Super Smash Bros Melee is the worst game in the world, joins a League of Legends game with 4 friends and after 5 minutes says he doesn't want to play and leaves, proceeding to make his friends lose while he plays WoW, retires from smash, doesn't play friends in smash even on request, qq's, went after Roki when he was his teammate on purpose in teams friendlies, reads Juggleguy's list of commentator pet peeves and threatens to do them, coerces CTL to sponsor him by entering Big House 4 as CTL kd, Shows up randomly to a UM Biweekly to beat "Mingi" in a money match and refusing the money saying he doesn't take money from kids.
KJH / "Youmacon or Fight Pitt... hmmm... whichever one Duck doesn't go to, I'll go to."; After picking Fendy 9th overall, creates a prank that fendy got chosen 32nd overall and convinces all the PR players to join in on the prank just to see Fendy's reaction to it; after Fendy asks him if he needs a teammate, proceeds to tell fendy he's teaming with a level 9 luigi; When Duck was unable to play smash due to tendon problems, barges into his house with Prince Abu, steals girlscout samoas and thin mints, and plays smash while Duck was forced to watch; While UMeme8 was running late and playing teams GFs against Roki and Heartstrings, is up 4 stocks to 2 and says "I ban Dreamland." Later at BWW, has the nerve to ask Roki for a ride; asks Mingee for a UMeme sponsorship so he doesn't have to pay entree fee; Pops off after JV5ing Beach's girlfriend; "After reading my list I'd do it all again"; Asks for a Faster Melee setup at Umeme so he can farm at home; Throws his hoodie onto Russell and asks him to hold it for him; Yoyo subs to KJH, but KJH does not recognize the twitch name. He starts listing off sub benefits, but when Yoyo says that is him, KJH says "Oh jk Zac you don't get any of that"; While sharing a large pizza with Ginger and Sheep, eats it all with Ginger before Sheep can get any; 5-0's Magi on netplay, goes and subs to Chillin's stream just to spam MyB on Magi's chat
Warlock Don / Runs laps around HIV's house after landing a Warlock Punch then claims fatigue johns 5 minutes later, skips tourney because he had to buy shoes for his son, steals a stock from his teammate and suicides, tells Carroll he'll team with him but doesn't show up for the tourney; While evacuating from TBH9 exploding, stuffs a bunch of staff sandwich wraps into his bag.
Moose / thought he should be on this list
Fendrick Lamar / After discovering that kd took all the checks and paid for everyone at Pizza House, proclaims "I don't know what just happened, but I like it"; Encourages everyone to bump the video of Dre's Jiggs vs Juggleguy's Marth on Yoshi's Story; At Vinothai, tells the waitress to put the appetizer platter shared with Duck and BLiu on his card. When receiving his bill, switches his bill with Duck's since Duck won Combo Breaker earlier. BLiu then countergrimes by paying for Duck's bill, and when Duck returns, irritated about BLiu paying for the bill, tells Duck, "If you still feel the need to pay for something..." and hands Duck his bill.
Sasha / Breaks controller while ragequitting at Body City 2, then when offered a new controller from BloodyJoker, replies "no, everyone always takes your ****" just hours after BloodyJoker got his laptop stolen at Body City
Zyth /
NotThatDon / skips movie nights to play Terraria, when asked to cut open a turkey at a Thanksgiving party, suggests that we "go find a white person who actually knows how to cut a turkey"
BloodyJoker / Tells friends in different cities about an upcoming smashfest without telling friends in the same city, agrees to moneymatch but takes out jar of coins to pay his opponent, kills teammates in Halo in order to use their gun, lures Juggleguy into a best-of-1 Fox ditto moneymatch while claiming to be drunk and wins, hustles Juggleguy for $4 by intentionally losing a $1 moneymatch to boost his confidence then beating him in a $5 salty runback.
Solo / Leaves a $0.23 tip at Pizza House, goes Sheik and chaingrabs against people who are playing in their first tourney, jumped in uninvited on BloodyJoker's 30-minute block vs Teczero
RyeJew / Steals fries off of Dempt's plate when passing food down to him
JungleFever / Counter-picked Peach against Roller's IC's in order to win
Ori / At BWW after PS3 only two people tipped so when the waitress asked, "So are you guys not tipping at all?" he responded with a shrug and said "I don't care", says to be at his smashfest between 6:30 and 7:00 and upon Dakota, Scott and Topix getting there at 7:10 tells them they have to move furniture and the smashfest doesnt start until 8, gives the impression that his parents will pay for food and then gives $20 to go get only him a pizza, gives friends crappy peanut butter to put on our waffles. was out of PS3 gas money and didn't remind his driver (Miles) that he forgot to ask him for some, money matches Apasher in Melee for $1 then says that he doesn't have a dollar right after Apasher won.
Gio / Walked around dorms listening for smash 64 so he could hustle them, made a super embarrassing mistake at work and blamed it on the new girl, hustled randoms at a charity tournament promotion booth, agrees to be the Smash 64 TO at SWEET IX then doesn't show up to the tourney.
Lain / Owes Sumer > $300, couldn't pay gas money to Gio for APEX forcing Gio to borrow $200 from ThuGz just to get home,
JTsm / Complained about liquor Xatic bought him and then calls him the next day to thank him for how good it is with Sprite
Waitress at Bdubs / when asked to refill a beer she asked, "Do you reaaaaally want one?"
DRDN / Cancels a tourney and turns it into a Smashfest then still expects top players to attend
Rayquaza / loses to Sauc3 Game 1 in pools and gets up saying "Yo, I'll brb" and goes and plays friendlies for 15mins and then comes back and decides he wanted to finish the set now, when they wrote it down on the pool sheet 0-1 (after he was DQ'd for taking 15mins), he comes up to Robin and myself and says "This was written down incorrectly.", left the venue to go to McDonald's once pools started and choose to eat before playing any matches, spent all day trying to DQ Lain, during his matches with Lain he constantly lowered the volume on the TV and after WTP turned off the music and only left on sound effects he still kept doing it, asked for a split and continued his splitting offer after every game in the first set, his response to any and all issues were "I'm the TO"; Comes to Battlefield IV because he thought it would be easy money, demands to switch with someone who went 8-0 in their pools so that he wouldn't be on Lordy's side of the bracket even though Lordy went 8-0 in pools and Ray went 8-1. Proceeds to lose to two people he's never heard of, gets 5th, complains about his bracket more even though he asked it to be moved, then spends the rest of his time there complaining about how garbage Project M is and leaves.
Abu / Drops half of his sandwich at Subway which makes a mess and proceeds to leave; "Accidentally" spits on a bunch of chicken wings so he could claim them; Posts on Twitter saying he'll give 1000 Summit votes to the next shirtless tweets and says he was kidding when Chu posts one; When Duck was unable to play smash due to tendon problems, barges into his house with KJH, steals girlscout samoas and thin mints, and plays smash while Duck was forced to watchl At VinoThai, when Heartstrings was pulling out a chair to sit at, sits at that chair without noticing him.
Sayac / Loses a bet and says "I'm outright reneging the bet"
Ally / Intentionally tries harder to make people drink a shot of Bakon alcohol (3 stocked was needed), ends Juggleguy's PM career by four stocking him in a moneymatch bet, encourages bribes in order to enter Melee at a Michigan local, hustles Canadian randoms in moneymatches by claiming he has never played Melee before
LOE1 / Tells Apasher that he won't take him to SWEET V because Apasher won't give him a ride to anything. Tells Apasher the day before the tournament that he was trolling when Apasher's parents already had plans on the day of the tournament.
Shaeden / resets in no-reset runs in Ocarina of Time; Sets his smurf netplay account as from Ohio to hide his identity
KOH / After knocking Juggleguy's laptop onto the floor: "I didn't do it on purpose! You can't get mad at me!"
Dre / During top 5 in PM bracket, suggests that everyone split and that we use the prize money to fund a group meal at Wings Over
Kalamazhu / While eating hotpot, gets asked to pass the mushrooms, and says there aren't any while hiding them under the table.
Kinglit / Enters amateur bracket because Mingee did not know who he was and got first place with a monetary payout, ends up getting banned from Mingee's tournaments.
Napkin / Agrees to a no CG Sheik Ditto with Beach at BB13. Last stock game 2 on FD, gets a grab and starts chain grabbing.
Datnero / Tells Heartstrings if he beats him in 10 MM in a row I'll match another $10, doesn't give him $10 and slowly walks away after 10th loss in a row
Yono / spills chipotle southwest sauce from subways all over the stairs at PSSBMSU and leaves it there
Liam_Butler / thanks m8land for hosting all the time, immediately steals 6-pack of sunkist; DQ's Gamero at his tournament despite Gamero showing up on time for his match
i4n / Asks Liam_Butler for the bigger piece of chicken left between the two, takes the bigger piece, and then immediately asks Dill for a piece of his chicken anyways, getting another piece.
Scoops / Dissaplin gives him money to buy a GameCube controller adapter, proceeds to buy amiibos with it instead.
Blake / Says he's at the Arcadian to spectate and cheer on friends and won't play friendlies in top 8. A minute later he's warming up Mules to fight The Oak.
MinorThreat / Hustles JuggleFox for a $5 moneymatch vs his Falcon after secretly maining Falcon for the past six months without telling anyone; Grimes Heartstrings into sidebetting $5 on Kzhu vs Juggleguy after seeing Juggleguy was about to win the set, while Heartstrings didn't know the set had already started.
H2 / Immediately after the news of Project:M's development halt, posts in the Michigan PM group asking if anyone is selling a Wii for cheap
Mars / In response to H2's Wii inquiry, posts that he will pay sellers $5 more than whatever H2 is offering.
NOJ / Gets asked to team and says yes. Day of tourney he declines and asks everyone else until finally our PR player, JZ walks in and teams with him.
Stewy / A new player tries to talk to him asking for advice on how to get better, proceeds to tell the kid to stop looking at him.
Heartstrings / Threatens not to refollow Will if he does not make a post asking if Yoyo is top 10 Luigis in Michigan despite Will housing him that night; Tries to pay off a sidebet with Canadian dollars (at value ~4:3 USD) because they're in Windsor; At GOML, plays as Shady (as well as himself) when Shady couldn't make it, as well as playing as Langkow and making it out of pools in loser's side, but DQed himself so the person he beat can advance; Sidebet with 248 for Mars vs Kuyashi without 248 knowing that Mars was up a game; When the damage ratio was accidentally 1.1 and gets knocked down from shine, brags about how godly his ASDI down is; Convinces Russell to go to IHOP instead of Wings Over even though Russell hates IHOP, and then decides to go to Wings Over instead while Russell is at IHOP; When asked to MM by someone worse than him, said that he only has a 20 even though he had smaller bills; accepts $20 from 248 and forces him to tweet about how Heartstrings' Marth is very good and sick to stop getting bullied; After finding out that Chad paid dinner for his table, says "I'm eating at Chad's table next time, **** y'all"; After Nexic's meal was dropped by waiters, the waitress offered a free salad, which Nexic didn't want but was insisted to get it for Heartstrings; When Goonsquad asks to team, says he doesn't want to enter teams, but says he is willing to team with Quang when asked later; Forced MajinJoseph to tweet about his "gnarly fox" on his birthday; tags the entire MI Melee discord saying he doesn't want to play; Organizes a crew battle, then doesn't participate and takes advantage of the opened setups; Ditches a random on netplay to play Anther instead; "my grime pr entry is already way too long // cant get any worse"; Makes Parzival pay for doubles entry and then on the way back, uses his phone to flash into Parzival's eyes, Gives an Uber driver a one star rating for the sole reason of being described as a "Big Gamer" by the driver, Quits out of a MM he was losing, saying he needs to play doubles bracket, when he refused to quit out of another one earlier when called; after Luxy claimed a free Melee disc, offers to buy it for $30 instead and claims it, stating "Destroying Luxy is frankly worth much more than $30 to me"; Knowing that Math dislikes doubles, forces him to play with the conundrum that he has to admit to liking playing against Mushu's Fox otherwise; Shows up to Juice Fest 3 after saying earlier he wasn't coming and asks to enter last minute, after Swiss pools have already happened. Ends up being put in final bracket as the 1 seed, completely bypassing Swiss pools seeding; Bypasses Swiss pools seeding yet again, but is placed as last seed, sending Jakpox to losers and has to play his brother; Tags the discord to play doubles, immediately gets 3 responders, then ditches them all to play Prince Abu and has the nerve to ask for netplay doubles an hour later; Incessantly tags Coin for netplay doubles despite Coin being already present and searching for doubles
Mingee / Accidentally loses money by not counting entry fees and venue fee refunds and asks for people to give donations to cover the loss; After seeing Heartstrings play as Shady, tries to take spots of people who are about to be DQed; after losing a $3 MM, rips the money in half before paying; Seeds eight-oh-eight thinking he was 808, forces him to change tags after finding out he was a new player; Makes alternate Facebook accounts to **** on community members; Steals from the AM bracket pot with Yoyo; Yells "**** you Burlap" over and over again to tilt Burlap during the Arcadian; Borrows and breaks Joebigs' earbuds, doesn't replace them; Temporarily banned on AllOutMelee commentary for saying "KJH gave me hope for black people, and you ruined it for them braz"; Forces Heartstrings to pay his $60 TBH6 venue fee knowing that he is wanted in the TMG crew battle; Burns the $20 won from Gamero in their money match; Makes entrants sweat then freeze alternately to win a 9-person bracket, and when called out, said would take the +1 for the money
Criphood / Sells H2 a Wii, does not include VGA cords; Offers to sell Coints (points used to rank players) to the highest bidders
Psythr / Was hoping no one would notice when he did not upload the remaining SWEET XXIII videos he promised so he could put it off
BronsKneecap / In a doubles set, selects a stage as Heartstrings (Sheik) and Russell are talking, so Heartstring's Zelda gets comboed to 80% before he can do anything.
IDCrisis / Walks in front of a tournament set, completely blocking both players, and when Mars (DK) told him to get out of the way, claims that he didn't care because there's a DK on the screen.
Roki / Quang asked to team at SWEET 23, but wasn't sure if he was going. During the tournament, forgot about Quang's proposal and teamed with Heartstrings instead.
Kuyashi / Left the PM Arcadian after getting out of pools due to boredom; Sandbagged against Walrus in a MM to coerce him to call it off; Listened to a metronome to wobble in an ironman but still lost; Brought a setup but didn't set it up and still took setup refund; Jokingly bribes Salz $5 to enter AM bracket, gets offered to enter and takes it, knowing he shouldn't, ends up winning $70 (more than 4th at that tournament) and a modded Wii
Skate / When 248 asked him to pay for his food and bring it to the venue, took the money and left the food at the restaurant
Ginger / Convinces Sheep to $5MM his Kirby after explaining how to exploit him, and after losing game 5, says Sheep played like an idiot and a ***** at the same time; After losing LF to Yoyo, loudly complains about his controller malfunctions causing him to lose to bad players when Yoyo was nearby playing GFs; Got all of his alts banned on netplay; After losing to Mingee, tells him "Is that what Druggedfox taught you to do? Play like a ****ing *****?"; While sharing a large pizza with KJH and Sheep, eats it all with KJH before Sheep can get any; Papyrus shares an idea for a future combo video and specifically tells Ginger that he can't use it. Ginger then uses it, and when confronted by Papyrus, justifies consent because of a "Seen" in the Facebook messenger group chat.
Morsecode762 / When asked to stop talking during a tournament set, mutters "pot fodder" in the vicinity of the players; After beating lloD in P:M, turns to him and says " You beat Duck?!"
Yoyo / After Russell was placed in Am bracket and was playing a friendly, after Russell missed a killing blow and SDs, says to "Stay in Am bracket"; Bumps a year-old Umeme thread for no reason
Yungbich / Challenges Juggleguy to a Sheik ditto for a TBH7 $10 discount code, and when Juggleguy forgets to transform, immediately goes to chaingrab. After winning, asks the room if anyone is willing to buy the code for $5.
Techboy / In reverse mains, bullies Jakpox to drop a wobble and SD because he doesn't wobble.
Magicubed / Says he is going all Fox and is seeded as such, cops out and goes Peach and ruins seeding.
BreachiN / Goes to the only offstream recording setup with JoeBigs, puts down $5, and then play friendlies for an entire wave of pools, claiming to be moneymatching and not allowing any recorded matches.
JoeBigs / See BreachiN
248 / Uses time to make ****posts instead of paying back sidebets
Yogi Backair / Enters as PK Nut and seeded as such, but cops out for Peach against Colony
Doctor Tropical / Borrows $1 to MM (his Fox vs MajinJoseph's Roy), leaves in a fit of rage after losing 0-2, and never paid it back.
HAM / Tries to take +1's for Techboy; Books a hotel with a fake name and almost doesn't get the keys for security reasons
Disc Replay management / Bans Rayquaza from entering because he won the last two times, but did not notify him, causing Ray to waste a 35 minute drive
Brdwthacgr / Went to a high school charity tournament where wobbling over 300 was not banned, wobbled Noro to 500%, and timed someone out in WF, causing the other player to get the TO to change the rules and DQ him
Amiiboking / At a 13-man con tournament, thought it was funny to have made someone have a nervous breakdown and had a friend have to hold back tears
Russell / Asks to play on netplay, ignores Scoot who responds first to play with Magicubed instead, then blames the Discord servers because they were "like 15 seconds apart"
JEPR / Tries to pay for $1 AM bracket with 3 quarters and a nickel sandwiched between them to look like 4 quarters
baka4moe / Enters a local and when asked if he was any good for seeding purposes replied "No, I'm really bad". Ends up getting seeded low and proceeds to upset the 3 seed heartstrings in round 2 of bracket; Loses winners finals then leaves the tournament
Coin / At Green Dot Stables, is eating with a large group and receives an order of chili fries. Takes it, but Goomba insists that it is for Heartstrings. Flicks them off and eats a fry, even when he ordered the same thing; Throws up in Pops's sink, tries to wash it down but clogs it, then leaves with Sheep saying they don't like hanging out with him; 3 stocks Sheep in Ultimate, says "This game sucks and so do you" and promptly calls an Uber to leave at 2am; Suggests to split the bill evenly despite clearly eating the most in the group; Lies that he couldn't take off work, making Zam think he has to run all of HBMT7
Hellsing / At a house party after a SWEET, challenges Ginger to a MM. Demands a handwarmer where Ginger lasers him to practice powershielding which ends up being five minutes. After losing, blames it on sticky shoulder button.
Colony / Cheers for Jakenshaken because he has to drive Quang home and rolls on the ground in disappointment when Quang wins and delays his trip home
Burlap / Continuously and unnecessarily tags Heartstrings in various Facebook posts, such as claiming he's selling a Wii, asking if he is going to a Victory Road, asking his opinion on a 100% wobbling post, saying he would sweep UMEME 123, and asking if he has seen his own post, much to his annoyance
Zephyr / Before a 3v3 Squad Strike MM, asks his opponent his lineup and then counterpicked the entire lineup
Will / After winning game 1 of a set, takes 5 minutes to pay for a pizza before returning to win game 2.
Cartoffel / Asks for a hand warmer, hits his opponent during said hand warmer, then tried to claim winning that game after quitting out. When reported, comments "I don't remember doing that // but I wouldn't be surprised if I did"
Pops / Charges Sheep 30¢ to use his conditioner
Bigpappa / Asks HAM to host a fest, and doesn't say that he isn't coming until two hours before the fest and is getting drunk with Pops instead
Mushu / Has to leave soon and tells Rich, his next opponent that they're going to play a Bo3 even though it is supposed to be a Bo5. Wins the Bo3 and DQs himself and leaves.
exJORDANary / Made a that if he lost, would have to send his father a **** pic, refused after losing // Made a bet that if Hero metal slashed another in bracket, would take two ****s and backpedals not even 24 hours later.
Wishblade / Enters an OSU weekly as drdoofus to get misseeded and causes chaos in bracket with "upsets"
Quang / During a draft for crews, says he's thinking about playing Luigi or Samus, but then instead plays Falco and Fox and takes many stocks; During MIA6, left to get food when EL was playing in crews even though he is their coach; While drafting for Arcadian crews, tells Russell that Duo might not show up to prevent him from getting drafted, and then drafts Duo afterwards; When arriving at sacredtwin's abode, parks in front of sacredtwin's mailbox despite passing the mailman earlier, blocking the mailman from delivering mail. As a result, mailman skips the mailbox and sacredtwin and his neighbor don't get their mail for the day
CTL / IS ON THE GRIME PR OF TWO REGIONS; At a $1 PM tourney in the game room, threw WFs to Jono because Jono didn't want to play the person waiting in LF, and then colluded to split the total $8.
Panel Consists Of:
-Everyone
System:
-Ranking like hockey, 1st grimer to x grimer
-Grime amount in actions determined by the exclusive panel
Rules:
-The Grime PR Panel is always watching.
-Be grimy, get elected into the PR
* ======== ANNOUNCEMENT ===========
**A PCMJ in teams includes but is not limited to: dying on average 5 times, killing teammate excessively and/or on purpose, stealing stocks when teammate doesn't want you to, directly causing your team to lose, spamming Falcon Punch on your teammate and increasing Falcon Punch spam when asked to stop. If some of these criteria is met but achieved by a RockCrock, it's legit and you are a hero.[/B][/B]
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