So there's quite a story behind this salt.
I launched my browser after getting home from work, tired and just wanting to play some melee with some good players (not implying that this guy wasn't good, he was insane at marth dittos). I met this one guy, and he came off nice enough. He bodied me in marth dittos, (3-stocked me), and after that I switched to my primary puff. I started beating him, using some pretty aggressive tactics (lots of uthrow tech chases, aggressive fairs, and the like). This is where the sale began.
http://imgur.com/MLqDpwZ
I started to play dumb, claiming that I played puff because I like pokemon. Following that, we played a match where I 4-stocked him while only reaching 99%. Taking advantage of this, I said "Not even 100%, in damage or effort." He started calling me things like "kid", so that was pretty funny.
http://imgur.com/B90A2ZO
He then switched off of marth and went on to play fox. From there he went to falco. I'm really good at puff v falco, so that only made me laugh. He told me to "stfu", and I said I was sorry and that I like trash talk. He claimed that he never plays melee, even though he was consistent at waveshining/pillaring. He also claimed that my character was "skilless" (which I'm not gonna deny lol), but I told him that at least it wasn't a sheik. He calls me a "c***", so then I stopped trash talking for a match.
http://imgur.com/ozfs1kX
I let him know that he was good at marth dittos, and he claimed that most people played marth (passive-aggressively, of course). We play some more, and I ended a falco v puff with a 4-stock and a really nice rest. I said to him "too bad taunt out of rest isn't a combo lol jk", and he salty ragequit. I said "lol, b8d", and he "reportedf" me.
All in all, I'm pretty satisfied with this one.