The Imperial Legion, MD/VA crew. Xanadu Tuesdays, Legionary Wednesdays

[Strong Badam]

It's a trap. I'm sure most people didn't even realize that.

I sure did.

 

[JCaesar]

That tagline is actually awesome TH. Mine is lame enough that I won't repeat it here.

I'll admit I've been attempting this online dating thing off and on for about 3 years now, with zero success. I have yet to get a single date out of it. How charmless must I be to not get responses from anonymous girls online specifically on a website trying to get a date ... sigh. At this point I may as well sign up to be a monk, since apparently I've taken a vow of celibacy without realizing it.

Sorry, I try never to whine about my personal problems.

EVO hyyype, etc

 

[cmart]

You just gotta go out to bars with TH and Lafco to get your **** wet

 

[Nintendude]

Brett, sadly the best way to get responses on those online sites is to not go out of your way to look like a super nice dude. For some reason girls tend to respond if you just ask them a really specific question about their profile, even without any sort of salutation. It's also a good idea, when you actually do get a response, to quickly try to transition the conversation to texting, and then soon after that suggest meeting up if you are interested. Just my 2 cents. I've dabbled with online dating on and off and I agree it sucks but a surprisingly number of people seem to find some success with it. It's definitely a numbers game though.

But yeah screw dating EVO is a bazillion times more important. If you ever get the opportunity to play a set with Armada and it's not on a stream, be sure to get someone in the room to record it with their phone!

 

[Thunderhorse+]

It's a numbers game whether online or not. Other than that I agree (which is like agreeing with 99.9% of the message, but I'm just being pedantic.)

BUT funny fact. Cmart I know you dabble in some j-rock, so this might be relevant to you. Maximum The Hormone (most well-known for their work on Death Note) has a song called "Chu Chu Lovely Muni Muni Mura Mura Purin Purin Boron Nurururerorero" that sounds right up your ally. Try to guess what it's about.

Fun fact: I see Jigglypuff's Japanese name in there twice. It's a bit horrifying if you know what the song is about, but it makes complete sense having played against her in Melee.

spoiler: it's about ****

 

[cmart]

Can I abstain from guessing?

Just link me the damn thing

 

[Thunderhorse+]

You don't have to guess, the answer is right in front of you.

Also the song isn't particularly good, I just thought you'd enjoy the ridicousness of the title.

Speaking of ridiclousness, I forgot how much I enjoy the Pokemon Viet Crystal series. Some of my favorites are.

Whitney: YY? ? Y-?!! ??X? ??X?!! ??C???X??!! ?? ??? ??????

?TO PROTECT PENGUIN MACHINE MERGED THE TRAINING MAN.

In the Pokedex, Scyther is labeled as the "**** Pokemon".

WEI! YOU CAN'T THROW THE BUTT CASUALLY

I WILL TELL YOU A SPECIALLY AWFUL STORY A BOY BOUGHT A NEW BIKE WHITH VERY HAPPY AND RIDE IT TO PLAY AT ONCE, I REMEMBERED THE SKY WAS DARK, HE COULDN'T FEEL ANYTHING BUT HAPPY TOO. SUDDENLY THE BIKE SPEED BECAME SLOW, THE PEDAL BECAME HEAVY. IF NOT PEDALING, THE BIKE WENT BACK THIS IMPRECATORY BIKE LED THE BOY TO THE HELL.

And those are the quotes I forgot about. I'm not even including the Trashy Man or Black Society quotes.

Don't serve the devil.

 

[Thunderhorse+]

Shoutouts to cmart for being a boss and sticking through the whole weekend.

Shoutouts to JCaesar for being a toxic mega **** and not raising his dongers for more than an hour before ditching. But I still appreciate you showing up at all. Cmart did not though.

Shoutouts to Oliver Cunningham "Environmental Designer"
~Oliver Cunningham

 

[JCaesar]

Tournament on Saturday (which I WON btw) and Sunday was the only day I could see my cousin who was visiting from Colorado. So sue me.

I do wanna hang out though. Who's coming to Bitgen?

 

[Thunderhorse+]

So sue me.

Very well then. My attourney will be in touch.

But on a more serious note, I'm already going to Otakon with Clyde and all them. I've bailed on him like 5 times in a row now (including last weekend), and that weekend will be the last weekend before I go back to Richmond. So I doubt I'll be able to make it.

 

[Strong Badam]

>attourney
this is 'merica th...

 

[Nintendude]

Seriously who's the fool who put Bit Gen not only in the same city as Otakon, but also on the same weekend.

 

[JCaesar]

Umm, that's the whole point. It's like right across the street and it's cheap. A lot of people go to both. I suppose you have to miss one night of Otakon, but so what?

 

[Thunderhorse+]

That is time I could be using getting *******. Drunk *******.

Priorities man.

 

[Nintendude]

It's a big deal since Otakon is so expensive and doesn't let you purchase day passes.

 

[cmart]

Shoutouts to cmart for being a boss and sticking through the whole weekend.

Shoutouts to Oliver Cunningham "Environmental Designer"
~Oliver Cunningham

I actually ended up crashing and burning and being an hour late to work the next day, so I'm not sure how boss-like I am.

It was a lot of fun though

 

[Thunderhorse+]

Sorry to hear that, but here's a funny picture that you can use to smooth things over with your more...ethnic co-workers.

They'll get it even if you don't.

But you'd better.

 

[cmart]

....


I'm too white for this apparently

 

[Thunderhorse+]

So disappointed. I thought you listened to rap.

Maybe not stupid rap like Juicy J, but rap nonetheless.

 

[cmart]

I'll always disappoint you

 

[Thunderhorse+]

But you never let me down.

You never run around and desert me.

 

[cmart]

So I now know what Juicy J can't say no to. In my defense, my coworkers felt you didn't give me enough context. In your defense, they got it immediately.

 

[9Kplus1]

....


I'm too white for this apparently

welp, apparently I am as well

 

[Thunderhorse+]

Do you know who Trinidad James is?

If not, give your melonin back to whoever you got it from and resign your black card.

 

[sheikamaru]

New to va area. Any smashfest around here?

 

[SypherPhoenix]

depends which game you're looking for

 

[sheikamaru]

I play smash and marvel

 

[sheikamaru]

COuld get into injustice.

I live an hour away fromBaltimore e

 

[JCaesar]

Could you be more specific? Melee? Brawl? Project M?

 

[sheikamaru]

I play all three when given the chance lol

Brawl competitively and melee and project m i play casually

 

[JCaesar]

Smashfests in this region are typically discussed in this facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/158212200945875/

 

[9Kplus1]

Do you know who Trinidad James is?

If not, give your melonin back to whoever you got it from and resign your black card.

That'll be the thousandth time someone's revoked my black card

 

[Thunderhorse+]

Dude you're so non-black you should be paying me reparations.

 

[sheikamaru]

Xandu?

Is there anything going on in manases or fairfax?

 

[JCaesar]

SypherPhoenix who posted about 10 posts up hosts fests near Fairfax sometimes. Primarily Melee afaik.

 

[9Kplus1]

Bubbaking almost always goes to Sypher's fests with a P:M setup if that interests you. I have my strongest doubts that Brawl will ever be played there, though, so you might be better off organizing something on the MD/VA Brawl FB group (or hunt down a Smasher in Fairfax and force them to play with you; both work).

 

[Thunderhorse+]

(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)

 

[The_Guide]

Are legionary wednesdays open to randoms? Me and some friends of mine are looking to get a bit more active in the scene. ^^

 

[JCaesar]

They are, but they are going on an indefinite hiatus. Tonight was the last one probably for a while. Sorry :/

 

[9Kplus1]

Gonna bump this by expressing my honest thoughts on the legendary Frankencontroller:
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OMFG THANK YOU CMART IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN BOTH OF MY OTHER CONTROLLERS ;~;