The sickest most wild smash crew to ever come out of anywhere.
It all started in taco bell when Rold Gold was talking about how there weren't any pretzel tacos and he was about to tap into that market and become a billionaire.
So yeah, we have geniuses in our crew. Anyway that's when it hit me. . . I should form a permanent bond with cool smashers and take down the other smash gangs in furious raging battles!
Eric Hadam AKA ShminkledorfGB
Hannah Taylor AKA AdmiralGBstuntonthehatersidontevenneedtowoobleuscrub
Ice Climbers Main
Jason Adinolfi AKA RoldGoldkingofthepretzelfuwetzelBG
Sam Esfahani AKA AstrumBGfalcongodpunch
Captain Falcon main
Anthony Detres AKA SloxxxyGBbeatsurwholecrewusingbowser#basedgod#staytrill
Destroyer of Worlds
Mains every character
Tom Georgen AKA TdudedidbetterthanyouyounananaboobooGB
Roaming Smash Master
Colin Giannini AKA P/boltfroyolordoverninethousandsuperduperBG
Secretary of Offense
Falco Zelda Main
Nelson Lugo AKA NoodlessonicethankyousomuchGB
King of External Affairs
Ryan ******* AKA CummingslolGB