SinisterB
Smash Champion

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well,
He's finally back to kick some tail!
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts,
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too,
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!
DK, Donkey Kong!
DK, Donkey Kong is here!

So DK is pretty gosh darn adorable, and it's about time we had a place to talk about absolutely nothing. We all know our favorite Kong is a fellow of class & taste, just look at that tie! And those dashing looks! The most photogenic ape around as well as a great role-model; the pinnacle of what we should all strive to be. A true gentleman. Laid back, comical, and hilariously amazing, not to mention admirable. Come here to talk about anything your little heart desires, from DK's ice cream scoop dew, to your daily potassium intake. Welcome to the one and only, Donkey Kong social thread!
Go bananas.
*No innuendo intended
Go bananas.

*No innuendo intended