wolfpacksteve
Smash Rookie
- Joined
- Jan 11, 2007
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I know that this thread has been posted in various forms, but I wanted to set down the rules my mates and I have set up for a drinking game based on Super Smash Bros Melee. For those of you in the over-21 crowd (or over-18 if you're fortunate enough to not live in the States), please enjoy this game somewhat responsibly.
Required:
A lot of beer
A copy of SSBM
A Gamecube (or Wii if you're lucky )
Four controllers
Four Smashers ready to get SMASHED
Rules:
1. Matches are stock battles, fives lives each, no teams, no time limits, any assortment of items you prefer.
2. All Smashers must have a full cup/bottle/pint of beer at the start of each match.
3. Any time your character loses a life, you MUST put down your controller and drink one swig of beer before you can move your character. You've gotta be quick, as this eliminates usage of the few seconds of invulnerability upon respawn.
4. Failure to take a swig after losing a life results in the game being paused until the offending Smasher polishes off the rest of his/her beer.
5. At the end of the match, you can "deal out" your KO total to the other players (ie I score 6 KOs, so I can distribute those six drinks anyway I please to the other three Smashers).
6. In addition to any drinks dealt out from KOs, you must also drink the following penalty depending are your place:
At first glance, it doesn't seem like a lot of drinking, but once you start to play you realize that you are drinking a full beer every five or ten minutes. It adds up QUICK, especially if you take an early beating.
I shouldn't have to write this, but I know that some people have the sensibility of brain-damaged rhesus monkey high on paint fumes, so..... BE RESPONSIBLE WHEN YOU DRINK!! I lost a friend to drinking too much (NOT through this game, mind you), so please keep it smart and, for the love of Miyamoto, stay the hell outta your cars.
Required:
A lot of beer
A copy of SSBM
A Gamecube (or Wii if you're lucky )
Four controllers
Four Smashers ready to get SMASHED
Rules:
1. Matches are stock battles, fives lives each, no teams, no time limits, any assortment of items you prefer.
2. All Smashers must have a full cup/bottle/pint of beer at the start of each match.
3. Any time your character loses a life, you MUST put down your controller and drink one swig of beer before you can move your character. You've gotta be quick, as this eliminates usage of the few seconds of invulnerability upon respawn.
4. Failure to take a swig after losing a life results in the game being paused until the offending Smasher polishes off the rest of his/her beer.
5. At the end of the match, you can "deal out" your KO total to the other players (ie I score 6 KOs, so I can distribute those six drinks anyway I please to the other three Smashers).
6. In addition to any drinks dealt out from KOs, you must also drink the following penalty depending are your place:
First place: +0 drinks
Second place: +3 drinks
Third place: +5 drinks
Fourth place: +7 drinks
Second place: +3 drinks
Third place: +5 drinks
Fourth place: +7 drinks
At first glance, it doesn't seem like a lot of drinking, but once you start to play you realize that you are drinking a full beer every five or ten minutes. It adds up QUICK, especially if you take an early beating.
I shouldn't have to write this, but I know that some people have the sensibility of brain-damaged rhesus monkey high on paint fumes, so..... BE RESPONSIBLE WHEN YOU DRINK!! I lost a friend to drinking too much (NOT through this game, mind you), so please keep it smart and, for the love of Miyamoto, stay the hell outta your cars.