Mr Lange
Smash Apprentice
- Joined
- Jul 2, 2012
- Messages
- 193
-Year is 2344.
-Cousin is a sentient plasmoid who works at Nintendo.
-This is what he's telling me he mindscanned from some of the higher ups regarding SSBXYG2, this is entirely guesstimate so take it with a grain of stevia.
-"Super Smash Bros" is being renamed to "Super Smash Bwomym", as the word "bros" is too socially oppressive.
-Yoshi is returning.
-Ganondorf is still a Capt Falcon clone but they're making him stronger again.
-Slippy confirmed, final smash is landmaster.
-Panther confirmed, final smash is landmaster.
-Leon confirmed, final smash is landmaster.
-The new Star Fox characters will be revealed along with a trailer for the first Star Fox title to be made in the last 333 years.
-Still no word on Krystal finally making it into the series.
-Mandatory random explosions hitting lead players will be removed.
-Samus is returning, using Other M 5 design.
-Every character has 9 alt colors.
-Every character has 7 alt costumes.
-Every character has 6 alt genders.
-Ashley reconfirmed as assist trophy.
-Devs say gameplay will not utilize the telekinesis gimmick so no worries there.
-1p mode is being removed entirely because last game spoiled the holograms all over BrainTube.
-Roster has to be the same between console, handheld, phone, VR, eyechip, and pill versions so it will be limited to the weakest version.
-Pokemon Stadium 18 confirmed.
-Apparently they're still not going to make Poke Floats 2.
-Since Square bought the rights to DK, all the DK characters, stages, and music are being cut.
-No more Mario reps, they consider 23 to be enough.
-Daisy confirmed as assist trophy.
-Ridley confirmed as boss again.
-SEGADIMPS pulling the rights to Sonic the Autism Awareness Hedgehog over concerns about the emotional sensitivity of players.
-Yogscast confirmed as DLC.
-Release will be delayed another five astromonths so they can add cerebrumlink play.
-New Pokemon from gen 36 will be added so we'll see Pokemon from gen 24-36 this time. They're good ok, stop whining gen 8-14f@gs Game Freak is the one who decides what Pokemon look like not you.
-Meta Knight's final smash is now his standard B move.
-Since Microsoft's game division has been dead for 100 Earth years and Rare's property has become public domain, we may finally get to play as the long awaited physics-racer duo Banjonuts Kazonkbolts.
-Banjonuts Kazonkbolts' moveset will be based on the games in their series. Down B summons a randomized vehicle, side B hits foes with a Kinect, up B activates floaty physics, and zed B is a minigame attack.
-All the toon clones are returning.
-Link is using his design from "LoZ: Safety First".
-Ash is getting another Pokemon.
-Another obscure retro newcomer again, I think the name is "Dillon".
-Sakurai maintains that this game is about having fun and not meant to be taken seriously as a competitive fighter, so they're doing everything they can to make the game require as little input as possible and just let the game run a mildly interactive scene of random wacky nonsense, so lmefuolel take that tourneyf@gs they're making the game about fun.
-They're finally cutting Ness too, stating "Virtually no one knows the Mother series anymore so it's too irrelevant."
-Now I know this will sound epicsperg, but I'm told the hugely requested classic we all know and love from our childhoods, Mighty No 9, is going to be playable. Apparently Cyborg Dina already DNA scraped the iContract so Nintendo now has full copywrath.
-Starting price of SSBXYG2 on Nintendo Nerve Inject will be 5549 NWO credits and an astromonthly fee of 39 NWO credits, not bad.
-Cousin is a sentient plasmoid who works at Nintendo.
-This is what he's telling me he mindscanned from some of the higher ups regarding SSBXYG2, this is entirely guesstimate so take it with a grain of stevia.
-"Super Smash Bros" is being renamed to "Super Smash Bwomym", as the word "bros" is too socially oppressive.
-Yoshi is returning.
-Ganondorf is still a Capt Falcon clone but they're making him stronger again.
-Slippy confirmed, final smash is landmaster.
-Panther confirmed, final smash is landmaster.
-Leon confirmed, final smash is landmaster.
-The new Star Fox characters will be revealed along with a trailer for the first Star Fox title to be made in the last 333 years.
-Still no word on Krystal finally making it into the series.
-Mandatory random explosions hitting lead players will be removed.
-Samus is returning, using Other M 5 design.
-Every character has 9 alt colors.
-Every character has 7 alt costumes.
-Every character has 6 alt genders.
-Ashley reconfirmed as assist trophy.
-Devs say gameplay will not utilize the telekinesis gimmick so no worries there.
-1p mode is being removed entirely because last game spoiled the holograms all over BrainTube.
-Roster has to be the same between console, handheld, phone, VR, eyechip, and pill versions so it will be limited to the weakest version.
-Pokemon Stadium 18 confirmed.
-Apparently they're still not going to make Poke Floats 2.
-Since Square bought the rights to DK, all the DK characters, stages, and music are being cut.
-No more Mario reps, they consider 23 to be enough.
-Daisy confirmed as assist trophy.
-Ridley confirmed as boss again.
-SEGADIMPS pulling the rights to Sonic the Autism Awareness Hedgehog over concerns about the emotional sensitivity of players.
-Yogscast confirmed as DLC.
-Release will be delayed another five astromonths so they can add cerebrumlink play.
-New Pokemon from gen 36 will be added so we'll see Pokemon from gen 24-36 this time. They're good ok, stop whining gen 8-14f@gs Game Freak is the one who decides what Pokemon look like not you.
-Meta Knight's final smash is now his standard B move.
-Since Microsoft's game division has been dead for 100 Earth years and Rare's property has become public domain, we may finally get to play as the long awaited physics-racer duo Banjonuts Kazonkbolts.
-Banjonuts Kazonkbolts' moveset will be based on the games in their series. Down B summons a randomized vehicle, side B hits foes with a Kinect, up B activates floaty physics, and zed B is a minigame attack.
-All the toon clones are returning.
-Link is using his design from "LoZ: Safety First".
-Ash is getting another Pokemon.
-Another obscure retro newcomer again, I think the name is "Dillon".
-Sakurai maintains that this game is about having fun and not meant to be taken seriously as a competitive fighter, so they're doing everything they can to make the game require as little input as possible and just let the game run a mildly interactive scene of random wacky nonsense, so lmefuolel take that tourneyf@gs they're making the game about fun.
-They're finally cutting Ness too, stating "Virtually no one knows the Mother series anymore so it's too irrelevant."
-Now I know this will sound epicsperg, but I'm told the hugely requested classic we all know and love from our childhoods, Mighty No 9, is going to be playable. Apparently Cyborg Dina already DNA scraped the iContract so Nintendo now has full copywrath.
-Starting price of SSBXYG2 on Nintendo Nerve Inject will be 5549 NWO credits and an astromonthly fee of 39 NWO credits, not bad.
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