Splash Screen Puns for Veterans

[Porygon2]

I love the splash screen puns/references/all out memes that newcomers get, and think it's a shame that veterans will likely never get one.
Here's a splash screen for the whole Melee roster:

• Dr. Mario Will See you Now!
• Mario is Ready for a 1-1!
• Luigi Gains Some Traction!
• Bowser Will Take Prisoners!
• Peach Creams the Competition!
• Yoshi Hatches a Plan!
• Donkey Kong Comes Barreling In!
• Captain Falcon Zeroes In!
• Ganondorf Goes Hog Wild!
• Falco Takes the Sky!
• Fox Gets a Leg Up!
• Ness PSIes Up the Competition!
• Ice Climbers Summit All Up!
• Kirby Proves a Well-Rounded Warrior!
• Samus Thinks You're Screwed!
• Zelda Tries Force!
• Sheik Makes a Change!
• Link to the Smash!
• Young Link is No Scrub!
• Pichu Recoils From the Fight?!
• Pikachu Brings the Thunder!
• Jigglypuff Joins th-zzzzzzz
• Mr. Game & Watch Adds a New Dimension!
• Marth is From a Game I Haven't Played!
• Roy is, Too!

Struggling with Mewtwo as "Strikes Back" was great, but mostly in the context of him returning as a character. How about Mewtwo...

• Has a Mind to Fight!
• Psy-Kicks Back!
• Puts on His Fighting Genes!
• Has a Clone to Pick!

And what about Brawl? Inkling and a couple of Echoes didn't get one, either. I do have to drop this here as it was such an overlooked winner:

• Dark Samus Makes the Prime Time!

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

here's a ton for Wario:

Wario stinks up a fight!
Wario puts the "F" in "art"!
Wario is off the scale!

 

[Mamboo07]

Yoshi ain't yolking around
Kirby sucks it up
King Dedede Dededestroys the battle