Sephiroth, Demiga, Dimentio, Testament...
"Summons a Gaster Blaster, though not firing it at her, simply doing so to display the advanced magical weapon" Is that truly so hard for you to believe our tales when someone like me stands before you right now? Hmm, perhaps so. Yes, I can understand that s a tale of such superantural power, horror and eventual triumph would still sound farfetched to you, even with what you've seen in your lifetime. After all, you've never faced off such powerful demons, undead or superpowered warlords like we have. We've recorded almost all of our past foes in computer logs, an entry for nearly every last significant enemy we've defeated or at least encountered. But that alone may not be proof of their abilities or what it took for us to vanquish their threats, would it?
Hmm...You know, I do wish we could truly change your mind, but we need to show you actual proof first. And, I might just know of a way to provide it.
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Lapis: ...But that wasn't the whole song. I've listened to before, it plays a few minutes longer than that.
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"All he's mentioned here though is a grandma. What other family does he still have?"