Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Shirou: "... You don't eat as such, right?"
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Kiara: "Psychiatrists must stand for each other..."
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Oooh! Ooh! Tell us everything about that~
-Farore is sorry for him-
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Kazemon: "Nice flowers you have here"

Hinoka: "Nah. She just likes to pamper Kamui, that's all."
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Harleen: "Yep~"
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-Palu tells of the teasing :V-
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Viridi: "Thanks..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Illya: "Hope you're enjoying, at least..."
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da Vinci: "Perfect~!"
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Jack: "I use plushies to sleep with"

Steven: I am!
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"Time to go!"
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(Alright...I'll use mine, too.)

 

[Digital Hazard]

Hinoka: "Nah. She just likes to pamper Kamui, that's all."
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Harleen: "Yep~"
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-Palu tells of the teasing :V-
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Viridi: "Thanks..."

Shirou: "She has told me so..."
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Kiara: "Thank you... I feel better now"
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-Din laughs- She's right on him being cute though.
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Kazemon: "Maybe the one that helped them grew will bloom like that someday"

Steven: I am!
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"Time to go!"
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(Alright...I'll use mine, too.)

-The food made by Shirou, EMIYA and Miyu would prove to be heavenly-
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Aya: "I don't think I could do anything..."
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Jack: "Good~"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-The food made by Shirou, EMIYA and Miyu would prove to be heavenly-
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Aya: "I don't think I could do anything..."
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Jack: "Good~"

Steven: This food tastes amazing!
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"She'd probably just lose that new chainsaw she spent good money on to the robot..."
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"Yawning"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Shirou: "She has told me so..."
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Kiara: "Thank you... I feel better now"
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-Din laughs- She's right on him being cute though.
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Kazemon: "Maybe the one that helped them grew will bloom like that someday"

Camilla: "She's just so cute~"
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Harleen: -friendship hug-
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Palu: "Indeed."
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Pandora: "Nah." :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

Steven: This food tastes amazing!
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"She'd probably just lose that new chainsaw she spent good money on to the robot..."
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"Yawning"

Miyu: "Thank you" -Munches-
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-Yeah, not worth it when there's people more capable than her-
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Jack: "Are you already sleepy?"

Camilla: "She's just so cute~"
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Harleen: -friendship hug-
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Palu: "Indeed."
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Pandora: "Nah." :V

Shirou: "I can agree on that, she's so many great things"
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-Back in the mind of Kiara Sessyoin, a personality inside of her giggles at the scene, wondering how long it will take for her to break-
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-How's Pitty Pat now?-
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Kazemon: "Why not? It's not like she's an adult or something yet~"

 

[Deleted member]

-Mash's heart is beating quite fast, feeling a desire to remain this way forever-
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-To unlock her chain of memories-

-does she say the three magic words?-

-but in all seriousness there is a clash of tentacles, key sword, and scythe-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Shirou: "I can agree on that, she's so many great things"
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-Back in the mind of Kiara Sessyoin, a personality inside of her giggles at the scene, wondering how long it will take for her to break-
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-How's Pitty Pat now?-
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Kazemon: "Why not? It's not like she's an adult or something yet~"

Camilla: "Like what~?"
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-Kiara or Harleen?-
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-flustered-
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Pan: "She's older than you."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Miyu: "Thank you" -Munches-
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-Yeah, not worth it when there's people more capable than her-
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Jack: "Are you already sleepy?"

"Steven chowing down."

Steven: Hey, I've been meaning to ask, how long has Chaldea been around? How did it start? When did your family start joining it? I-If it's okay for me to ask.
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"Not like she isn't capable, but this is one opponent she isn't suited for fighting."
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(It's been a long day.)

 

[Digital Hazard]

-does she say the three magic words?-

-but in all seriousness there is a clash of tentacles, key sword, and scythe-

-I am Groot?- :V
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-As well as a giant paint brush, but are they affecting it?-

Camilla: "Like what~?"
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-Kiara or Harleen?-
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-flustered-
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Pan: "She's older than you."

Shirou: "She's the most kind and conpassionate woman I know, yet also strong in the field of combat"
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-Her Alter Ego self, though she wonders if the clown will go insane again-
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-What he thinks?-
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Kazemon: -Gasps, acting surprised- "You can't be for real!" :O

"Steven chowing down."

Steven: Hey, I've been meaning to ask, how long has Chaldea been around? How did it start? When did your family start joining it? I-If it's okay for me to ask.
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"Not like she isn't capable, but this is one opponent she isn't suited for fighting."
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(It's been a long day.)

EMIYA: "Younger minds are curious, don't mind that"
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-Correct, now time they board the tank to go to Jenny's world!-
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Jack: "I can sleep with you now then!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

EMIYA: "Younger minds are curious, don't mind that"
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-Correct, now time they board the tank to go to Jenny's world!-
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Jack: "I can sleep with you now then!"

Steven: Heh, I'd really like to hear the story!
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"And that's exactly what they do!"
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"Time for rest!"

 

[Deleted member]

-I am Groot?- :V
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-As well as a giant paint brush, but are they affecting it?-

I am Groot, too....
-she nuzzles-

-not really-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Steven: Heh, I'd really like to hear the story!
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"And that's exactly what they do!"
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"Time for rest!"

Shirou: "Hm, where to begin..."
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-And they arrived!-
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-And look adorable while at it!-

I am Groot, too....
-she nuzzles-

-not really-

lel

-But seriously, she says "I love you"-
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Abigail: -Muttering eldritch stuff as she sends more tentacles to tackle-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Shirou: "She's the most kind and conpassionate woman I know, yet also strong in the field of combat"
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-Her Alter Ego self, though she wonders if the clown will go insane again-
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-What he thinks?-
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Kazemon: -Gasps, acting surprised- "You can't be for real!" :O

Kanna: "She can be scary if you make her angry..."
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-why not help at that? :V-
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Pit: She's a great friend, but...
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Pandora: "Wish I was." :V Nice acting.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Shirou: "Hm, where to begin..."
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-And they arrived!-
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-And look adorable while at it!-

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"Yes, when and where...?"

"What were their adventures?"

"How did Shirou and Kamui meet?"

"How did that family run into Team Resonance, Broly, the Underground Monsters and others?"
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"They'd take in the sights of the town...were it not for the fact that this giant robot was in plain sight:"

Spoiler

"For reference, Jenny is barely the same size as his eyes."
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"Yep yep yep!"

"Sleeping"

"Snoring"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "She can be scary if you make her angry..."
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-why not help at that? :V-
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Pit: She's a great friend, but...
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Pandora: "Wish I was." :V Nice acting.

Shirou: "I know, I have witnessed it..."
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-The Beast wonders how to do so-
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-But what is the problem?-
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Kazemon: "Oh by Yggdrasill! I am so sorry, I didn't knew!"

"Yes, when and where...?"

"What were their adventures?"

"How did Shirou and Kamui meet?"

"How did that family run into Team Resonance, Broly, the Underground Monsters and others?"
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"They'd take in the sights of the town...were it not for the fact that this giant robot was in plain sight:"

Spoiler

"For reference, Jenny is barely the same size as his eyes."
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"Yep yep yep!"

"Sleeping"

"Snoring"

Shirou: "It began years ago..."
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Eleonora: "... She didn't say he was Godzilla size!"

da Vinci: "We should have asked more questions..."
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Jack: -Hugging both in her sleep-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Shirou: "It began years ago..."
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Eleonora: "... She didn't say he was Godzilla size!"

da Vinci: "We should have asked more questions..."
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Jack: -Hugging both in her sleep-

"Steven looking excited as he listens."

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"Looking at the giant robot with an an expression of tranquil fury."
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(Simply too sweet for words.)

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Steven looking excited as he listens."

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"Looking at the giant robot with an an expression of tranquil fury."
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(Simply too sweet for words.)

Shirou: "I remember I arrived at world where Miyu and I separated after being chased by the Ainsworths, that's when I came to meet Zephyr, Leanne and Vashyron"
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da Vinci: "We might need to bring more people..."

Eleonora: "... But first a test!"
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-Semiramis tucked them under a blanket-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Shirou: "I remember I arrived at world where Miyu and I separated after being chased by the Ainsworths, that's when I came to meet Zephyr, Leanne and Vashyron"
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da Vinci: "We might need to bring more people..."

Eleonora: "... But first a test!"
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-Semiramis tucked them under a blanket-

Steven: Oh, I remember those guys! They were always cool.

"Acting like they're still present in universe even with Plop's absence."
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Wait, a test? Why now?!

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"Also very sweet of her."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Steven: Oh, I remember those guys! They were always cool.

"Acting like they're still present in universe even with Plop's absence."
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Wait, a test? Why now?!

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"Also very sweet of her."

Shirou: "Yes, there were Servants around then too..."

-Some day maybe...-
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Eleonora: "To see what this boy can do~!" -Taps tank-
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-And kissed the child Assassin's forehead wishing her a good sleep-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Shirou: "Yes, there were Servants around then too..."

-Some day maybe...-
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Eleonora: "To see what this boy can do~!" -Taps tank-
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-And kissed the child Assassin's forehead wishing her a good sleep-

"Then later came the likes of Broly, the Monsters, Chrysalis..."
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HALT! Who dares stand in the way of the path of justice?! Surrender now and you will not meet the same fate as the poisonous weapons you wield!
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"The Rapidash keeping watch."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Then later came the likes of Broly, the Monsters, Chrysalis..."
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HALT! Who dares stand in the way of the path of justice?! Surrender now and you will not meet the same fate as the poisonous weapons you wield!
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"The Rapidash keeping watch."

-He doesn't goes into too much detail to make time, but he does mention them-
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da Vinci: "I am Leonardo da Vinci! And we're going to... Try, yes, to stop you!"
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-Semiramis thankful her fire mane doesn't sets anything on fire-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-He doesn't goes into too much detail to make time, but he does mention them-
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da Vinci: "I am Leonardo da Vinci! And we're going to... Try, yes, to stop you!"
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-Semiramis thankful her fire mane doesn't sets anything on fire-

"The story of Gaster and Zant was a significant one."
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"Various black appendages emerge from Armagedroid, numerous mechanical tentacles and numerous mechanical claws, all trying to grab the tank and tear it apart."
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"It's a mystery as to why, but hey, it works."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The story of Gaster and Zant was a significant one."
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"Various black appendages emerge from Armagedroid, numerous mechanical tentacles and numerous mechanical claws, all trying to grab the tank and tear it apart."
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"It's a mystery as to why, but hey, it works."

Shirou: "Miyu allowed him to use a wish to stop the madness..."
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-IT ADVANCES WHILE SHOOTING MAGIC BLASTS-
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-Like Corrin's flaming tail-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Shirou: "Miyu allowed him to use a wish to stop the madness..."
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-IT ADVANCES WHILE SHOOTING MAGIC BLASTS-
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-Like Corrin's flaming tail-

"At the time they had no idea who Gaster was, other than having been the Underground's Royal Scientist, as Sans and Papyrus suddenly disappeared without explanation...and further consequences arose when Zant struck back, and, in his quest for ultimate knowledge, Bill Cipher was summoned."

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"Armagedroid put up a forcefield from his chest to block them."

How did you get rebuilt?! Why are you even still standing?! YOU are a weapon too, Armagedroid! If you need to destroy weapons so badly, you should've stayed destroyed! Get rid of the closest and most dangerous weapon you know, Armagedroid! Yourself!

Yes...I will! After I rid the planet of all other weapons, first! Only I can liberate this planet, and only after I succeed can I finally rest, destroying myself in content knowing I will have been the final weapon standing between the Earth and the peace it has longed for! Now kneel before Armagedroid and forever rest knowing your destruction will make this planet a safer place!

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"Keeps him alive, and without being destructive on it's own."

 

[Deleted member]

lel

-But seriously, she says "I love you"-
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Abigail: -Muttering eldritch stuff as she sends more tentacles to tackle-

-so does Monika-

-they get countered by metallic tentacles-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Shirou: "I know, I have witnessed it..."
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-The Beast wonders how to do so-
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-But what is the problem?-
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Kazemon: "Oh by Yggdrasill! I am so sorry, I didn't knew!"

Camilla: “You angered her?”
—-
-oh my...-
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-he... doesn’t know...-
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Pandora:

 

[Digital Hazard]

"At the time they had no idea who Gaster was, other than having been the Underground's Royal Scientist, as Sans and Papyrus suddenly disappeared without explanation...and further consequences arose when Zant struck back, and, in his quest for ultimate knowledge, Bill Cipher was summoned."

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"Armagedroid put up a forcefield from his chest to block them."

How did you get rebuilt?! Why are you even still standing?! YOU are a weapon too, Armagedroid! If you need to destroy weapons so badly, you should've stayed destroyed! Get rid of the closest and most dangerous weapon you know, Armagedroid! Yourself!

Yes...I will! After I rid the planet of all other weapons, first! Only I can liberate this planet, and only after I succeed can I finally rest, destroying myself in content knowing I will have been the final weapon standing between the Earth and the peace it has longed for! Now kneel before Armagedroid and forever rest knowing your destruction will make this planet a safer place!

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"Keeps him alive, and without being destructive on it's own."

-He also told about how Yuno was killed and eventually how Kamui arrived shortly afterwatds-
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-da Vinci uses her gauntlet to analyze what he's made of-
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-Pokémon were such fascinating creatures-

-so does Monika-

-they get countered by metallic tentacles-

Mash: "We're girlfriends now?"
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-Thei own are trying to push them back!-

Camilla: “You angered her?”
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-oh my...-
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-he... doesn’t know...-
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Pandora:

Shirou: "No, I have seen others anger her"
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-If only she could influence her mind as well...-
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Pitty?
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Kazemon: "Though don't worry, I'm sure you can still appeal to a niche" :V

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "We're girlfriends now?"
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-Thei own are trying to push them back!-

"I guess....we are...."
-she's in disbelief-

-so much struggle-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"I guess....we are...."
-she's in disbelief-

-so much struggle-

What a turn of events! BB-chan now has new chances to tease~
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-Everyone caught in the struggle...-

 

[Deleted member]

What a turn of events! BB-chan now has new chances to tease~
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-Everyone caught in the struggle...-

-both Monika and Mash gulp-

-one gets grabbed and dragged towards the mouths with razor sharp teeth-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Shirou: "No, I have seen others anger her"
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-If only she could influence her mind as well...-
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Pitty?
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Kazemon: "Though don't worry, I'm sure you can still appeal to a niche" :V

Camilla: "Oh..."

Kanna: "It's always scary..."
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-she could try?-
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Pit: "Y-Yeah?"
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Viridi:

 

[Digital Hazard]

-both Monika and Mash gulp-

-one gets grabbed and dragged towards the mouths with razor sharp teeth-

This will go to the social media~
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Oui: "Get me off, you stupid ugly thing!"

Camilla: "Oh..."

Kanna: "It's always scary..."
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-she could try?-
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Pit: "Y-Yeah?"
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Viridi:

Erika: "But she manages to protect us!"
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-She could try it... And fail-
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You okay?
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Kazemon: "Those tend to shout something like "Flat is justice""

 

[Deleted member]

This will go to the social media~
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Oui: "Get me off, you stupid ugly thing!"

Kazemon: "Those tend to shout something like "Flat is justice""

"Please no...."

-TEETH-

-Whiskers laughing-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Erika: "But she manages to protect us!"
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-She could try it... And fail-
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You okay?
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Kazemon: "Those tend to shout something like "Flat is justice""

Kanna: "And always hugs us when she calms down!"

Kamui: These two are so adorable~
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-and fail she does :V-
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Pit: "I-I'm fine..."
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Pandora: "Or a more... disgusting kind of crowd?" :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Please no...."

-TEETH-

Mash: "I-I, um..." -Nervous-
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-She summons tentacles around her in an attempt to shield herself-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "And always hugs us when she calms down!"

Kamui: These two are so adorable~
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-and fail she does :V-
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Pit: "I-I'm fine..."
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Pandora: "Or a more... disgusting kind of crowd?" :V

-Whiskers laughing-

Erika: "That's why I know with Mama I'll always be safe~!"
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-As expected- :V
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You arent'...
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Kazemon: "Yeah, or the kind that makes their lives in prison" :V

 

[Deleted member]

Mash: "I-I, um..." -Nervous-
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-She summons tentacles around her in an attempt to shield herself-

-it's on her channel now-

-BITE-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-it's on her channel now-

-BITE-

-Made public now- :V
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-Tentacles are shredded by the teeth-

 

[Deleted member]

-Made public now- :V
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-Tentacles are shredded by the teeth-

-oh no-

-then Specter frees her-
KingofPhantoms